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The korean text above the English is pronounced "smoke yuhn-yook (fish paste) ham." So it's even more weird for Koreans to read it, as two of the korean words aren't actually korean words. Although, the English word "ham" is basically a part of the korean language. jovial_cynic has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Jan 22, 2014 |
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xoFcitcrA posted:Wow. 4 minutes to a reasonable, rational solution to the mystery. Excellent work! Won't stop us from talking about it for the next two pages.
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Jan 22, 2014 05:51
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No offense, but I think that's kinda cool and very well-made. Sure, it's a sign of our technologically-dependent times, but what isn't these days?
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Command Ant posted:The best part is that there only seems to be one toilet paper dispenser, meaning that the person using the toilet on the right is either going to have to ask the other person to get some for him, or they're going to have to lean over and reach for it. Like that "Love Toilet" fake commercial Saturday Night Live did in the 1990s?
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Jan 22, 2014 08:21
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Jan 22, 2014 09:46
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^ Not true. The wheels are still on.
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Jan 22, 2014 10:02
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Penny Paper posted:No offense, but I think that's kinda cool and very well-made. Sure, it's a sign of our technologically-dependent times, but what isn't these days? And I bet it tastes like cake, which is the best part about cake.
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Jan 22, 2014 10:43
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pigdog posted:A toilet at one of the Sochi olympic facilities Possibly one is a toilet and the other is a bidet.
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Jan 22, 2014 11:49
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I hope if I ever have a bidet installed I'll have the presence of mind to have it made visually distinguishable from the toilet because that's just asking for trouble.
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Possibly one is a toilet and the other is a bidet. I guess you never saw a bidet in your life? It does look a bit like a toilet but it's actually closer to a sink (it has a faucet and a drain).
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I guess you never saw a bidet in your life? It does look a bit like a toilet but it's actually closer to a sink (it has a faucet and a drain). There's one in my bathroom, actually. I've seen some that look like a toilet that just have a water jet sort of inside near the bottom.
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Jan 22, 2014 13:18
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Penny Paper posted:Like that "Love Toilet" fake commercial Saturday Night Live did in the 1990s? Indeed. 
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I guess you never saw a bidet in your life? It does look a bit like a toilet but it's actually closer to a sink (it has a faucet and a drain).  It's one of these. And yes, kids do think it's a mini sink for them sometimes.
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I've never understood how you're supposed to use them to be honest.
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Soulex posted:
Man, the way that faucet is set up, that thing looks like a tailbone fracture waiting to happen.
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Jan 22, 2014 14:50
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pigdog posted:A toilet at one of the Sochi olympic facilities For when you're so ill you don't know which end it'll come out of.
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Penny Paper posted:No offense, but I think that's kinda cool and very well-made. Sure, it's a sign of our technologically-dependent times, but what isn't these days? There is edible paper that they can print these things on. They do it all the time at donut shops (here in Canada at Tim Hortons they print local sports teams on donuts).
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pigdog posted:A toilet at one of the Sochi olympic facilities There isn't a single man alive that has pissed in just one of these.
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Good Citizen posted:There isn't a single man alive that has pissed in just one of these. Hell, stand on the garbage can lever with your foot, and go for the hat trick.
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Maybe that's where he got 'em.
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Good Citizen posted:There isn't a single man alive that has pissed in just one of these. Specially built for  this guy maybe?Don't even try to pretend like you're not jealous, dudes 
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Wow, the president of Uruguay is a goon. Except old and successful.
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He's also loving awesome.
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Not a viking posted:I've never understood how you're supposed to use them to be honest. I tried it later (not after taking a poo poo), and I just ended up wet from rear end to knees. No idea what problem it's supposed to solve. When I was a kid, one of my friends had a bidet that shot water directly upward. That one made sense, it basically blasted your rear end with water. That loving thing could hit the ceiling too. edit: This is almost exactly what I'm talking about : 
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I really don't understand why you'd need a bidet if you're the kind of human being who knows how to wipe his rear end properly.
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Captain Trips posted:I really don't understand why you'd need a bidet if you're the kind of human being who knows how to wipe his rear end properly. Besides then you'd still have to wipe unless you like having your pants become wet due to water rear end.
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While we're on the subject of dumb toilets, I present to you: the traditional German toilet. The drain part? That's on the front. The part where you poo poo? It's a flat shelf.
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Germans are fanatics about fecal inspection.
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Apparently the idea is to lay down some toilet paper on the shelf (otherwise you'll end up with horrible poo poo streaks when you try to flush), then poop into that so you can look at it afterwards. Which makes no sense to me, as I can look at my poop just fine in a regular toilet.
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Drone posted:While we're on the subject of dumb toilets, I present to you: the traditional German toilet. I knew a
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Azurrat posted:Apparently the idea is to lay down some toilet paper on the shelf (otherwise you'll end up with horrible poo poo streaks when you try to flush), then poop into that so you can look at it afterwards. Yeah but if you had a poop shelf and you did a poop in an interesting shape and you wanted to keep it for your collection you could grab it without getting your hand wet. Toilet water is gross. It might be a valuable collectable poo! 
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This type of toilet was also a thing in USSR. Uhh, I guess at least you don't get water splash on your butt when you drop a bombshell?
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This again. As a German I can confirm that the only time I saw one of those toilets (and a bidet coincidentally) was at my grandparents house which was built in like the fifties and never got renovated since. So yeah. We moved past our desire to inspect our poo poo.
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I think the Brazilians are the reigning poo poo inspectors these days.
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:I think the Brazilians are the reigning poo poo inspectors these days. It's where swap.avi was made wasn't it?
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KozmoNaut posted:He's also loving awesome. This turns out to be pretty true. Uruguayan President José Mujica has a well-earned reputation for a personal style that is assertively ... let us call it informal. It's part of the 78-year-old politician's practice of eschewing all trappings of power and status; he gives away most of his salary, lives in a small, one-bedroom apartment and drives an old VW Beetle instead of taking the customary limousine. He's often called "the world's poorest president," although the former guerrilla and Marxist resists the label. He's not a victim of poverty, after all; he's a political leader who cares deeply about economic inequality and is making an effort to lead by example. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...to-be-believed/
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If I remember correctly, my grandparents had a toilet like that when I was young. And yes, a bidet as well. I don't know why people think it's a contemporary German thing. This is how urban legends get started. Let me try, the traditional American toilet:  
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Phlegmish posted:If I remember correctly, my grandparents had a toilet like that when I was young. And yes, a bidet as well. Whoa, you people poop in buckets? I guess it's for the best you all left us in Europe long ago. We're better off without that.
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