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Bill Murray is legit in my bowling league but I don't think people believe me because it's Bill Murray.
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AlbieQuirky posted:No, it's a lovely loving meme. gently caress you, lady in ill-fitting turquoise pants, if it was indeed you who wrote that on a sign, or gently caress you whoever Photoshopped that in.  http://projectunbreakable.tumblr.com/tagged/grace%27s+photography/
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Jan 24, 2014 05:16
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SammyWhereAreYou posted:Hold the gently caress up Bill Murray is a scumbag. One of my teachers hated Bill Murray because he had stolen something valuable from her father's store.
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Jan 24, 2014 05:25
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Play to your strengths, I guess.
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Jan 24, 2014 08:36
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Why does everyone in the Shrek wedding look sort of... smug? Is this a "better me than you" moment?
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Jan 24, 2014 09:12
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Forced smiles plus light in their eyes.
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Jan 24, 2014 09:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEVKvI9op8U Anime Has Been Saved
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Jan 24, 2014 09:22
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Silly Hippie posted:Why does everyone in the Shrek wedding look sort of... smug? Is this a "better me than you" moment? They're all just keeping in the spirit of the wedding and doing the DreamWorks face
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Jan 24, 2014 09:53
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SammyWhereAreYou posted:
If so, I definitely don't believe her.
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Jan 24, 2014 10:36
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Play to your strengths, I guess. As far as themed weddings go, that is just awesome.
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Jan 24, 2014 10:40
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This is currently the top rated page on a website that's supposed to be for listing sales and coupons. Looking for a great deal? A McFlurry too rich for your blood? Just have someone dump some ice cream cones into a cup for you.
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Jan 24, 2014 12:20
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Planet Piss posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEVKvI9op8U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZjSMED0IE
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Jan 24, 2014 13:33
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Yup, he's just loving awful.
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Jan 24, 2014 15:53
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Good lord, this is clearly compelling evidence of supernatural powers! Or, he's just a bit sticky.
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Jan 24, 2014 17:11
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Stultus Maximus posted:You expect a high school student to be able to afford a tailored suit or tux that he has a 70% chance of rapidly outgrowing just for one night? Yeah. Unless you have a seamstress/tailor in the family (my grandmother made my and my sister's prom dresses), then you're gonna have to settle for off-the-rack (or Men's Wearhouse).
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Jan 24, 2014 17:14
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Clochette posted:Bill Murray is a scumbag. One of my teachers hated Bill Murray because he had stolen something valuable from her father's store. I hope you are kidding about the scumbag thing. NO ONE INSULTS THE MURRICANE! Hackers film 1995 has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Jan 24, 2014 |
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Jan 24, 2014 17:36
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He really is a nice, friendly dude.
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Jan 24, 2014 17:43
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Penny Paper posted:Yeah. Unless you have a seamstress/tailor in the family (my grandmother made my and my sister's prom dresses), then you're gonna have to settle for off-the-rack (or Men's Wearhouse). Suit alterations and minor tailoring are not expensive. You just have to, I don't know, pick up the yellow pages and make a call.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:19
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Suit alterations and minor tailoring are not expensive. You just have to, I don't know, pick up the yellow pages and make a call. Do you remember how much money you had in high school?
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Jan 24, 2014 22:21
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Here's a nice list of what TSA confiscated from the gooniest of goons trying to get on a plane: http://blog.tsa.gov/2014/01/tsa-blog-year-in-review-2013.html Highlights? A shitload of shurikens and cane swords  
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Jan 24, 2014 22:24
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Ugh, I bought card-shaped throwing knives at a flea market when I was like 16. I lost one, thank god, and gave up on being Nerd Gambit forever. I would bet money that no one who brought one of those stupid sword canes needed it for walking.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:27
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Who's making him say these things? Because it's really funny
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Jan 24, 2014 22:57
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Planet Piss posted:Who's making him say these things? Because it's really funny The Internet.
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Jan 24, 2014 23:24
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Oh, christ, this guy is gonna get himself killed when someone pays him five bucks to say some poo poo like quote:Bonjour, friends! You know, I believe that I speak for all of us--all of humanity--when I say that ReLoad was objectively Metallica's best album. quote:Hello! Today, let me tell you why tripping is the best thing that ever happened to the Super Smash Bros. franchise. quote:...and I'm so glad that in his genius, George Lucas decided to expand upon the Star Wars universe with the vastly superior prequel films
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Jan 24, 2014 23:41
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Scarf posted:Bill Murray is legit in my bowling league but I don't think people believe me because it's Bill Murray. Aren't you a cool musician type? I could see Bill Murray bowling with chill music dudes.
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Jan 24, 2014 23:45
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smg77 posted:Aren't you a cool musician type? I could see Bill Murray bowling with chill music dudes. I'm also a big bowling nerd, the two aren't really related. The league is at a private social club, kind of like a VFW or Elks Lodge... with a bowling alley.
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Jan 25, 2014 00:40
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Stultus Maximus posted:Do you remember how much money you had in high school? Not a lot, I think my mom paid like 20 dollars to get my suit tailored for homecoming by the tailor who lived down the street. Very nice old lady. A lot of the hipper clothing stores around here do alterations and tailoring for pretty cheap if you know who to ask. Maybe I just live in a cheap clothes alteration paradise but I'd like to think not.
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Jan 25, 2014 00:41
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Penny Paper posted:Yeah. Unless you have a seamstress/tailor in the family (my grandmother made my and my sister's prom dresses), then you're gonna have to settle for off-the-rack (or Men's Wearhouse). Is renting tuxedos not a thing you can do in the states or something? Almost everyone at my prom rented one, and they just do temporary alterations to them so that you can wear them for one night then return them the next day. That's pretty well the trick for every formal occasion until you're, like, 30 and can afford a real tailored tuxedo.
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Jan 25, 2014 00:48
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Just saw infomercial with Vince Offer for some kinda cleaner. Talk about phoning it in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qOGdyDJ4kk
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Jan 25, 2014 00:49
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Play to your strengths, I guess. It's just ogre the top enough to work!
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Jan 25, 2014 00:55
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PaganGoatPants posted:Just saw infomercial with Vince Offer for some kinda cleaner. Talk about phoning it in. He also looks like he had a stroke.
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Jan 25, 2014 01:39
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This is really horrible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBuLl_Y7kYc
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Jan 25, 2014 01:48
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about_face posted:This is really horrible I'm only to "mango juice and everclear" and I already hate him.
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Jan 25, 2014 01:57
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 If you know anything about Ben Roethlisberger's history the fact that he owns a fedora is too loving appropriate.
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Jan 25, 2014 02:22
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^^^^^ Haha. Isn't that someone's avatar in TFF?Ragequit posted:Here's a nice list of what TSA confiscated from the gooniest of goons trying to get on a plane: I bought a TINY Roy Rogers pocket knife at a shop. It was a real knife, but literally for kids. I stuck it in a zipped pocket in my wallet (that's how small it was) and promptly forgot about it. Months later I was flying and TSA pulled me aside. They asked me if I had a knife. I said no, and they pulled it out. I was mortified. They asked if I wanted to mail it home or else they would have to confiscate it. So TSA in Indianapolis has my Roy Rogers pocket knife 
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Jan 25, 2014 02:39
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Speaking of awkward NFL people There's a 50/50 chance he has multiple bodies buried in his backyard.
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Jan 25, 2014 02:57
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Benne posted:Speaking of awkward NFL people If he's with the Patriots, 50/50 might be a little too generous.
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Jan 25, 2014 03:48
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about_face posted:This is really horrible I take solace in the fact that this fucker is probably a virgin.
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Jan 25, 2014 03:57
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Benne posted:Speaking of awkward NFL people It's like Don Draper/Jon Hamm, only on unbelievable amounts of amphetamines.
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Benne posted:Speaking of awkward NFL people David Icke and Alex Jones were right all along! Reptilians are real, and they've infiltrated our sports teams! 
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