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He's currently making GBS threads the bed and playing Bad Football against a conference team at home.
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Ninpo posted:He's currently making GBS threads the bed and playing Bad Football against a conference team at home. He may well be the worst player on the pitch.
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Jan 25, 2014 16:47
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Nearly everyone signed back in summer has already been moved on or linked with being sold/loaned out. Only Jozy is safe from it
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Jan 25, 2014 16:48
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Scott Bakula posted:Nearly everyone signed back in summer has already been moved on or linked with being sold/loaned out. Only Jozy is safe from it Because nobody wants him.
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Jan 25, 2014 16:50
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Shrapnac posted:Because nobody wants him. The MLS will welcome him back with open arms and will literally have a marketing campaign playing off the "return of the prodigal son" motif or some stupid bullshit.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:01
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My favourite thing about Jozy being poo poo is that some Americans are taking the criticism of a single player as bias against an entire nation.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:04
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So far I can only conclude that the English Conference is better at defending than the Eredivisie.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:05
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Ninpo posted:So far I can only conclude that the English Conference is better at defending than the Eredivisie. Conference is genuinely the best level of the game to watch and I'm not saying that because of my love of the Heed either. Perfect mix of skill plus blood and thunder football.
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Conference is genuinely the best level of the game to watch and I'm not saying that because of my love of the Heed either. Perfect mix of skill plus blood and thunder football. I've not been to a poo poo football game in far too long 
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Jan 25, 2014 17:11
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Jozy still hasn't found his level at the Kidderminster loving Harriers
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Jan 25, 2014 17:14
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Spam posted:Jozy still hasn't found his level at the Kidderminster loving Harriers It doesn't help that he seemingly refuses to jump
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Jan 25, 2014 17:19
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Eboracum posted:Giving or receiving? Yes, former womble Luvd, the heed surely meant I love cock. (both giving and receiving)
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Jan 25, 2014 17:20
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Tsaedje posted:It doesn't help that he seemingly refuses to jump How can you jump, when you have no legs?
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Yes, former womble Luvd, the heed surely meant I love cock. (both giving and receiving) Hahah  . Mods rename me...
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Jan 25, 2014 17:21
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jozy seriously needs to be benched, he is obviously completely shot confidence wise
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Jan 25, 2014 17:44
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Hardfl1p posted:jozy seriously needs to be benched, he is obviously completely shot confidence wise nice typo
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Jan 25, 2014 17:45
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Hardfl1p posted:jozy seriously needs to be benched, he is obviously completely shot confidence wise even players with no confidence but some effort in. He's a lazy poo poo too
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Hardfl1p posted:jozy seriously needs to be benched, he is obviously completely shot confidence wise he needs to be put down tbh
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Jan 25, 2014 17:46
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Scott Bakula posted:even players with no confidence but some effort in. He's a lazy poo poo too This, it's shocking how little work he does.
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Hardfl1p posted:jozy seriously needs to be benched, he is obviously completely shot confidence wise I could bench jozy
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Jan 25, 2014 17:52
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Get out of there Jozy, you're about to be replaced on the nat'l level by the kid who effectively replaced you at AZ E: Agreed that he's lazy as poo poo and has absolutely no confidence, based on the two Sunderland matches I've suffered through this month
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Jozy looks scared of any aerial ball, maybe Sunderland should invest in a helmet to protect him from concussions and he'll actually jump at a cross
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Tsaedje posted:Jozy looks scared of any aerial ball, maybe Sunderland should invest in a helmet to protect him from concussions and he'll actually jump at a cross Jozy wearing Chivu/Cech's rugby style helmet would pretty much cement the picture of him as a dozy, lazy, bambi on ice.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:58
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Jan 25, 2014 17:59
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Jozy has never scored on Portugal, at least not on a senior team level US hasn't played Portugal since '02
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Shrapnac posted:The gently caress does that even mean? U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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Jan 25, 2014 18:01
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Both Altidore and and Heskey have scored against us, it's the eternal taint.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Both Altidore and and Heskey have scored against us, it's the eternal taint. Wow. Mods?
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Both Altidore and and Heskey have scored against us, it's the eternal taint. please don't lump these two together
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Jan 25, 2014 18:08
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Modus Trollens posted:please don't lump these two together In his early 20's heskey was a decent premier league player and has scored over 100 goals in the top flight. comparisons to altidore are bizarre.
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Jan 25, 2014 18:15
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Ponce de Le0n posted:In his early 20's heskey was a decent premier league player and has scored over 100 goals in the top flight. A supposed professional scout said it so it must be apt.
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Jan 25, 2014 18:17
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Ponce de Le0n posted:In his early 20's heskey was a decent premier league player and has scored over 100 goals in the top flight. They're both big lumps who fall over more than they score goals but are praised for their contribution of having long balls bounce off them and get scored by better players
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Jan 25, 2014 18:18
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Tsaedje posted:They're both big lumps who fall over more than they score goals but are praised for their contribution of having long balls bounce off them and get scored by better players yes but Heskey is in the 100 club
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Jan 25, 2014 18:20
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Tsaedje posted:They're both big lumps who fall over more than they score goals but are praised for their contribution of having long balls bounce off them and get scored by better players
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Jan 25, 2014 18:23
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Flayer posted:Heskey was 10 times the player Altidore is More like 50 times just going on goal scoring record.
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Jan 25, 2014 18:24
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When Heskey first came through he was a genuinely quick, dynamic attacking player who scored goals and won trophies whereas Jozy Altidore is a big shitebag
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Heskey would have to play a further 2124 Prem games without scoring to have a record as bad as Jozy. Thats 56 seasons.
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Blue Screen Error posted:Heskey would have to play a further 2124 Prem games without scoring to have a record as bad as Jozy. Thats 56 seasons.  now that's a use of stats in football I can get behind
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