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Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

Tomn posted:

(If we're going to try and laugh it off, I recommend working this line in here somewhere - "Come now, my good knife - I know the king of Ibleam is a tyrant, but he is not THAT bad!")

Actually heck yeah, genuine +1 for this. It's funny enough to me (and hopefully to NPCs, since they seemed to like "Balls of Labaras") that we can get away with excusing ourselves from an obviously lovely start to the trip.

If we come back broke having wasted our time people will blame Enkidel for choosing to follow a stupid knife. But if we change direction and we don't have much luck people can't really argue that there would have been more monsters on the Ibleam road.

Captain Mediocre fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jan 26, 2014

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Tomn posted:

(If we're going to try and laugh it off, I recommend working this line in here somewhere - "Come now, my good knife - I know the king of Ibleam is a tyrant, but he is not THAT bad!")

Haha, I dig that too!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We'd have to follow this road for a day or two anyway if we went to harpy town right? So lets just go for now, then re-spin and rig it if needed at the turnoff.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




1. You...

B. Follow the road to Ibleam for a few days. The harpy nests are more less in that direction too, and we'll likely make better time travelling along the road than through the wilderness. Travelling along the river will also let us keep our water supply topped off, and allow the men to wash in the river. We are unlikely to find monsters in the first few days, but staying with the river will make the trip a little more pleasant as we get into our rhythm.
We can veer off whenever we like, without throwing the dumb knife again.



2. When you do travel, what pace do you take?
D. A normal pace.
Though if we stay on the road we should make better time than we would through the scrub anyway.


3. Did you bring your flute?
J. Yes. It takes up almost no room, and a little music around the campfire some nights will be pleasant, even if it isn't magic.


4. You have two pounds of silver left to your name. Did you bring them?
L. Yes. If we do end up in Iblem somehow we'll probably need it. :cripes:


5. Write in. Is there anything noteworthy you would like to bring?

Maybe a few pots of Mighty Man slop, the breakfast of champions. Basic medical supplies for binding wounds.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
1. C Just head southeast. Play the knife off as a joke with Tomn's line.
2. E
3. J
4. M

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Vavrek posted:

5. A token from Naomi. Some fine rope.[/b] (I'm tempted to take a pot for good luck. Pots are good luck, right?)

This. Some religious supplies. We brought a priest, lets make sure he has what he needs and maybe a few "luxury" religious items. Remember, the statue option for the manhood trial gains in sacrificial value as a result of having been dragged all the way out there, so some religious incense or whatever Zepatha uses should also gain in value as we head deeper into the wilderness.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Don't forget dice and cards and whatnot. We can win their shares and come back with all the loot.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
A statue or incense won't gain value in the eyes of El unless it was something difficult to do. We have a bunch of donkeys with us, so it will probably not count.

Nolaterif
Jan 10, 2003

Seconding this:

Angela Christine posted:

1. You...

B. Follow the road to Ibleam for a few days. The harpy nests are more less in that direction too, and we'll likely make better time travelling along the road than through the wilderness. Travelling along the river will also let us keep our water supply topped off, and allow the men to wash in the river. We are unlikely to find monsters in the first few days, but staying with the river will make the trip a little more pleasant as we get into our rhythm.
We can veer off whenever we like, without throwing the dumb knife again.



2. When you do travel, what pace do you take?
D. A normal pace.
Though if we stay on the road we should make better time than we would through the scrub anyway.


3. Did you bring your flute?
J. Yes. It takes up almost no room, and a little music around the campfire some nights will be pleasant, even if it isn't magic.


4. You have two pounds of silver left to your name. Did you bring them?
L. Yes. If we do end up in Iblem somehow we'll probably need it. :cripes:

And...

5. Write in. Is there anything noteworthy you would like to bring?

I think survival basics are covered, so I'll second rope, Naomi token, and some light, portable religious item(s). We're wearing the charm we got from Indor, it's in the shape of a goat (relating to what we presume is a Melachim) so I kind of feel like we should balance things out by bringing some El-related thing. Not with the intent to sacrifice it, but just as a token.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Tomn posted:

(If we're going to try and laugh it off, I recommend working this line in here somewhere - "Come now, my good knife - I know the king of Ibleam is a tyrant, but he is not THAT bad!")

+1 for this

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

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Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

A few write ins for basic medical supplies and alcohol. You already have band also have basic medical supplies. You have some wine, but there were not enough votes to spend your wealth for some high quality wine.

Before you left, you asked Naomi for a token, to speed you back to her. She smiled and took her favorite ring off and pressed it into your hands. "Bring it back to me safley Enkidel and then, we can be wed."






...back in the present.



You take your lucky stone knife, the first really good stone knife that you made and hold it up in the air. You say to your men "Where fate points us, we shall go."

You throw your knife high into the air, it spins as it may and then lands upon the ground. It points directly down the road. Towards Ibleam. Billy gives you... a look, but says nothing. Your men nod. Paebel says "Come now, my good knife - I know the king of Ibleam is a tyrant, but he is not THAT bad!" This produces a round of laughter from your men.

Off your men march. You walk with the son and rest when it sets, making camp beside the river. You pass a leather merchant on his way to Ibleam as well, along with four of his guards and so they make camp alongside you. With Snarls nose, you manage to track down two rabits, to add a bit of fresh meat to dinner.





Tales are sung around the campfire that night and song sung.

Your band moves faster than the merchants and so on your men march. You continue along the road. The next day follows without incident as well as the next. By the fourth day, Paebel suggests making a sharp turn south so your band can finally fond some monsters to kill. You check with Snarls nose.

Green-biters. That way. Many. A big den. A day? Snarls points south east.

You are almost to the portion of the river where it turns north, if you walked another day, you could expect to reach it tomorrow afternoon. The path men follow is alongside the river. If you simply continued east, you would head away from the river, into a bend of wilderness.



1. You...
A. Keep following the road.
B. Follow the road, till it turns, once it turns, continue east, the way the knife pointed, a few days prior.
C. Go south east, after the goblins.
D. Go north in search of fearsome beasts.
E. Throw the knife again.
F. Throw the knife and pray to El to guide it.
G. Just pray to El to guide which way to go.
H. Something else. Fill in.

Diogines fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jan 26, 2014

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Ok, so I know we aren't getting credit for goblin foreskins any more. But wiping out a den of them would be a good warm up for our band in preparation for larger prey, and increase their confidence. I say we go for it: C..

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

JT Jag posted:

Ok, so I know we aren't getting credit for goblin foreskins any more. But wiping out a den of them would be a good warm up for our band in preparation for larger prey, and increase their confidence. I say we go for it: C..

Seconded

Yeah, a good warm up never hurt anybody. It's bad for trade for a den to be this close to the road anyhow.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
C Yeah let's gank some low level noobs for easy xp.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Kill those goblins! I heard they started a war against dwarf France!

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
C. Green Biters it is.

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:
C Practice working our men and send back any scrubs with the goblin parts.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

D
Let's not waste time with small fries.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

C - Lets limber up

falcon2424
May 2, 2005

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Kill those goblins! I heard they started a war against dwarf France!

Creatures chilling in a hole? Murder time.

C

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
C. I'm down with blooding the men a bit against relatively easy prey. That said, I wonder how easy they are, exactly.

Diog, how large is a large den? Have we ever faced a similarly large den before while hunting with Aaron?

How much loot could we expect from the goblins?

How are goblins looked upon in Zepathan society? Would the men disdain them as worthy prey, or would they consider them as good to kill as anything else?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

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Tomn posted:

C. I'm down with blooding the men a bit against relatively easy prey. That said, I wonder how easy they are, exactly.

[b]Diog, how large is a large den? Have we ever faced a similarly large den before while hunting with Aaron?

You ask snarls.

Many-lots

Snarls has a limited ability to count.

quote:

How much loot could we expect from the goblins?
Goblin trinkets sell for a little bit, Aaron found a little jewelry or semi precious gems in some of the dens you raided.

quote:

How are goblins looked upon in Zepathan society? Would the men disdain them as worthy prey, or would they consider them as good to kill as anything else?
They are seen as pests. They could theoretically trouble farmers but rarely do.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Trust the knife.

Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

JT Jag posted:

Ok, so I know we aren't getting credit for goblin foreskins any more. But wiping out a den of them would be a good warm up for our band in preparation for larger prey, and increase their confidence. I say we go for it: C..

Yuuuuuuuuup. Goblin time to whet our appetite.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
1. C - golbin slaying


I want to keep going straight east, but we should give our men something to slay. Goblins seem like a good warm up.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
1 C (Just don't tell people we know goblins are ahead, in case it looks like we're trying for low hanging fruit)

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

JT Jag posted:

Ok, so I know we aren't getting credit for goblin foreskins any more. But wiping out a den of them would be a good warm up for our band in preparation for larger prey, and increase their confidence. I say we go for it: C..

Yeah.

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

dyzzy posted:

1 C (Just don't tell people we know goblins are ahead, in case it looks like we're trying for low hanging fruit)

, as dyzzy put it. I want our men to have an easy victory, and not be untested in combat when we're dealing with harpies, minotaurs, etc.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




C. It's clobbering time.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Vavrek posted:

, as dyzzy put it. I want our men to have an easy victory, and not be untested in combat when we're dealing with harpies, minotaurs, etc.

Echoing this. Also, I love your avatar.

WhiteOutMouse
Jul 29, 2010

:wom: will blow your mind.
I have been surprised by the hivemind votes recently.

First we want to follow the fates with the knife and now we want ignore it and kill stuff elsewhere. Stuff we don't need.

We changed up our weapon to the spear, teamed up with a witch and didn't ask our dad a million questions about why he did this.

I normally just ride the tide and try to point a few things out, only voting when I think it is important. Just interesting is all...

Edit: grammar

WhiteOutMouse fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Jan 26, 2014

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




WhiteOutMouse posted:

I have been surprised by the hivemind votes recently.

First we want to follow the fates with the knife and now we want ignore it and kill stuff elsewhere. Stuff we don't need.

We changed up our weapon to the spear, teamed up with a witch didn't ask our dad a million questions about why he did this.

I normally just ride the tide and try to point a few things out, only voting when I think it is important. Just interesting is all...

Poor Ogkindel is cracking under the stress of command. :(

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

WhiteOutMouse posted:

I have been surprised by the hivemind votes recently.

First we want to follow the fates with the knife and now we want ignore it and kill stuff elsewhere. Stuff we don't need.

We changed up our weapon to the spear, teamed up with a witch didn't ask our dad a million questions about why he did this.

I normally just ride the tide and try to point a few things out, only voting when I think it is important. Just interesting is all...

It's only a day out, and we may not need it monetary-wise, but it'll be a good warmup for our band and a good morale boost after 4 days of marching. If we can have our first real fight be against something that's not gonna murder us, that'll be good too. Lets us work out the kinks.

Voting C, JT Jag

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jan 26, 2014

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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C. A dead goblin is a slightly better goblin.

Take the forskins just because.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
C: Avenge the murdered French hobbits

Real reason: We could use some practice fighting in a shield-wall before going up against the hard stuff. It could also help us improve our tactics, like "When we snuck up on them we could totally have launched some spears at them first before charging" or "The rocks gave my bow perfect cover, I should have knocked out a few of them before leading the shield-wall.

Edit: voting No foreskin harvesting as they're ineligible.

Imperialist Dog fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Jan 26, 2014

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

C Goblins are a good warm up for our men. We should then continue in the direction the knife pointed us in.

Question for Diog: Would the caves that goblins tend to live in be likely to hamper our shield formation?

Grabpot Thundergust
Jul 6, 2010
C Goblins should provide a decent warmup, and if we have difficulties with them then we're in serious trouble.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Angela Christine posted:

Poor Ogkindel is cracking under the stress of command. :(

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Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Angela Christine posted:

Poor Ogkindel is cracking under the stress of command. :(

At least we finally got that helmet.

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