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I hope he comes to FC Dallas so i can watch the misery in person. I was such a deluded USMNT fan. 16 goals i said. Christ...
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Hardfl1p posted:he lacks class we all know that, but he doesnt even look interested in being out there. he brought it on himself and should seriously consider going back to mls No, we don't want him.
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Crunkjuice posted:I hope he comes to FC Dallas so i can watch the misery in person. I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do.
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Jan 26, 2014 07:45
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So, this is a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. Please don't do this. I said 20 goals.
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. must be oliwan although come to think of it suqit predicted high...
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Jan 26, 2014 11:41
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8 freakin goals, what drugs must I have been on to think Jozy Shitidore could score 8 goals. He's never even seen 8 goals I think.
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Jan 26, 2014 12:49
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Parity warning posted:http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2014/01/22/american-exports-jozy-altidore-sunderland-headed-capitol-one-cup-final-after comments mods rename me United netminder David de Gea
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Jan 26, 2014 12:58
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Carrier posted:8 freakin goals, what drugs must I have been on to think Jozy Shitidore could score 8 goals. He's never even seen 8 goals I think. He views each course as a goal.
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Jan 26, 2014 12:59
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. angered paedophile posted:Jozy altidore will score 88 goals in honour of his fascist leaders sensibilities
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Jan 26, 2014 13:09
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St Evan Echoes posted:mods rename me United netminder David de Gea If only he kept out Phil Bardsley's try
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Jan 26, 2014 13:17
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The Gardener posted:So, this is a thing: I takes three shots before the first smashed china. From about 5 yards
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Jan 26, 2014 13:20
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I takes three shots before the first smashed china. From about 5 yards I like that they think Niles is an English name
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Jan 26, 2014 13:23
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. someone add transparent rain to this ok thanks 
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Jan 26, 2014 13:31
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 Even jozy can't believe you guessed [X] goals
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Jan 26, 2014 13:43
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Jan 26, 2014 16:05
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How much did sunderland pay for him again?
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Jan 26, 2014 16:23
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£8m 
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Jan 26, 2014 16:26
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Ponce de Le0n posted:How much did sunderland pay for him again? As many millions as I predicted goals scored, you might think this isn't that high a number, but both myself and sunderland had an absolute nightmare. 8 goals I predicted, 8 loving goals from a striker who couldn't tell the ball from his fat belly.
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Jan 26, 2014 16:27
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And yet Jozy has more chance of a trophy this season than Juan Mata
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Jan 26, 2014 16:41
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Out of his depth against a team literally 80 places below his team. 5/10 What would he have to do to score a 4?
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Jan 26, 2014 16:53
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Tsaedje posted:Out of his depth against a team literally 80 places below his team. 5/10 Get sent off, score an own goal, concede a penalty
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Jan 26, 2014 16:55
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Are they that generous with ratings in England? You have to be a man of the match to get a 7 in Italy.
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That's literally 2 weeks of Januzaj.
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Jan 26, 2014 16:58
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Gigi Galli posted:Are they that generous with ratings in England? You have to be a man of the match to get a 7 in Italy. England football ratings are like most ratings where 7 is average and 5 is utter shite for some reason
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Jan 26, 2014 16:59
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Jan 26, 2014 17:02
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If I was writing that review he'd've got a big fat 0 and that would be an accurate reflection of
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Gigi Galli posted:Are they that generous with ratings in England? You have to be a man of the match to get a 7 in Italy. i think its like football manager ratings 
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Jan 26, 2014 17:15
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To get something lower than a 5 he'd have to do something to affect the game, and that's really the problem. Jozy just wasn't in the game at all, and as a centre forward playing against vastly inferior opposition that's criminal
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Jan 26, 2014 17:16
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5 is basically that he showed up and didn't do anything to make sunderland lose, but he didn't do anything to help sunderland win.
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Jan 26, 2014 17:23
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EvilHawk posted:To get something lower than a 5 he'd have to do something to affect the game, and that's really the problem. Jozy just wasn't in the game at all, and as a centre forward playing against vastly inferior opposition that's criminal Jozy may as well have been sent off in the first minute of the game
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Jan 26, 2014 17:24
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I'm starting to feel really sad for Jozy 
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Carrier posted:As many millions as I predicted goals scored, you might think this isn't that high a number, but both myself and sunderland had an absolute nightmare. 8 goals I predicted, 8 loving goals from a striker who couldn't tell the ball from his fat belly. I was almost as bad. Seven goals. Seven loving goals, what was I thinking. The man couldn't score in a brothel.
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Kurtofan posted:I'm starting to feel really sad for Jozy I'm not, he plays for Sunderland
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Scott Bakula posted:I'm not, he plays for Sunderland On second thoughts I feel sadder for Sunderland.
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Jan 26, 2014 17:32
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If you start to feel yourself feeling sorry for Jozy just remember he gets paid for this poo poo
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Jan 26, 2014 17:36
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Player ratings are shouted down the phone five minutes before deadline. You're putting more thought into them than the author.
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Jan 26, 2014 17:50
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Scott Bakula posted:I'm not, he plays for Sunderland I'm not sure you can justifiably call what he does playing
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i'm trying to think of players worse than jozy in the prem. even jovanovic could score against football league opposition. balaban maybe, but he put more effort in
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belgend posted:i'm trying to think of players worse than jozy in the prem. even jovanovic could score against football league opposition. balaban maybe, but he put more effort in Even Jason Lee scored more than Jozy.
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