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Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Ghostpilot posted:

I was more surprised that the Russian mob did nothing in retaliation. I was interested in that becoming a storyline but as with most things with the show, it just kinda petered out.

No wait, "petered out" suggests it gradually went away. Nah, it just vanished.

There was the whole thing where they kidnapped Jax and Opie out on the reservation and Romeo went in and got them.

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Javid posted:

There was the whole thing where they kidnapped Jax and Opie out on the reservation and Romeo went in and got them.

Really? I couldn't even find a mention of that, but I'll defer to you because I really don't want to revisit that season. v:shobon:v

Unless it's to watch Potter jump up onto a table again. :allears:

Narcissus1916
Apr 29, 2013

This is kicking a dead horse at this point, but SoA is just as bad as Dexter in never following through on any consequences for events that, at the time, they play up as huge gamechangers.

The whole "put your characters in a noose and then watch them squirm their way out" was a The Shield plot method - and one that actually worked because the characters often got out of an immediate issue only to screw themselves in the long term.

chesh
Apr 19, 2004

That was terrible.
So I was at the local comic book store on Friday night with my guy, and this exchange happened:

<ME> Holy poo poo, there's a Sons of Anarchy comic book!!!!
<Guy> Is that good?
<ME> No.
<Guy> I've never watched it, but people rave about it.
<ME> Oh, the first two seasons were phenomenal, but now... now... I'm hate watching it.
<Guy> If it's so bad, you can stop watching it.
<ME> No! I can't! The derive so much joy from watching it and telling others how awful it is, I feel like I am doing a public service announcement.
<Guy>...
<Guy> You're a weirdo.

I did *not* buy the comic book.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
I was so sure you were wrong about there being a SoA comic book because that just felt too weird to even imagine existing but no, it totally exists.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2013/09/05/sons-of-anarchy-comic-book-series/2771479/


There's even a preview on Scribd at the bottom of the article.

:psyduck:

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013
Ron Perlman animated into a comic book character is just wrong. I mean, without make up it's wrong. Otherwise, it's probably alright.

Hey everyone, remember when Tig had his license revoked for a year and a half (or some dumb "plot" line like that) and he told Unser he'd be dead by the time he got it back? That wacky Tig, always overestimating the power of debilitating diseases, and underestimating Wayne Unser, the same man who was carved up, mentioned it once and then didn't say anything about it ever again, cause he's that much of a bad rear end.

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

chesh posted:

So I was at the local comic book store on Friday night with my guy, and this exchange happened:

<ME> Holy poo poo, there's a Sons of Anarchy comic book!!!!
<Guy> Is that good?
<ME> No.
<Guy> I've never watched it, but people rave about it.
<ME> Oh, the first two seasons were phenomenal, but now... now... I'm hate watching it.
<Guy> If it's so bad, you can stop watching it.
<ME> No! I can't! The derive so much joy from watching it and telling others how awful it is, I feel like I am doing a public service announcement.
<Guy>...
<Guy> You're a weirdo.

I did *not* buy the comic book.

The <Guy> in your post perfectly describes everyone in this thread tripping over themselves as to who can be the most offended by this show.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

JaddaCaddra posted:

Hey everyone, remember when Tig had his license revoked for a year and a half (or some dumb "plot" line like that) and he told Unser he'd be dead by the time he got it back? That wacky Tig, always overestimating the power of debilitating diseases, and underestimating Wayne Unser, the same man who was carved up, mentioned it once and then didn't say anything about it ever again, cause he's that much of a bad rear end.

Much like the hate watchers who can't stop watching this horrible show, Unser can't succumb to cancer until he sees how it all ends.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

I think someone here has to take one for the team and read that comic.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

CODChimera posted:

I think someone here has to take one for the team and read that comic.

They should come full circle and have Garth Ennis write it.

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.
I'm pretty sure Kurt's only half joking about this:

quote:

if you keep busting my balls about tara, i AM gonna bring her back...
tig will be loving her cold, crusty pussy in an open grave in 701.


https://twitter.com/sutterink/status/429447058152378368

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
^^^ :stare: That warrants being saved for posterity.



Just in case someone at FX witnesses that tweet in abject horror and forces meekly requests that he remove it.

Gotta admire the efficiency of Sutter reminding everyone of how much of a piece of poo poo he is in under 140 characters.

KilGrey
Mar 13, 2005

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

Wow, Kurt Sutter you are a class act. :allears:

Burn My Dread
Feb 23, 2007

Tear up your fear, the end is coming near, spit it out like a spear, I'll burn your dread

JaddaCaddra posted:

Ron Perlman animated into a comic book character is just wrong. I mean, without make up it's wrong. Otherwise, it's probably alright.

Hey everyone, remember when Tig had his license revoked for a year and a half (or some dumb "plot" line like that) and he told Unser he'd be dead by the time he got it back? That wacky Tig, always overestimating the power of debilitating diseases, and underestimating Wayne Unser, the same man who was carved up, mentioned it once and then didn't say anything about it ever again, cause he's that much of a bad rear end.

My favorite part about Tig losing his license is that they forgot entirely about it the next episode. :allears:

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

KilGrey posted:

Wow, Kurt Sutter you are a class act. :allears:

He does get off on a technicality, though: it's not rape if they're already dead. A crafty one, that Sutter.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Reminder that Kurt actually wanted Jax to gently caress his sister but the network wouldn't allow it.

Tennis Ball
Jan 29, 2009

JaddaCaddra posted:

Ron Perlman animated into a comic book character is just wrong. I mean, without make up it's wrong. Otherwise, it's probably alright.


Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

nooneofconsequence posted:

Reminder that Kurt actually wanted Jax to gently caress his sister but the network wouldn't allow it.

He did? Wait, it's Sutter - of course he did. Strange that they drew the line there considering everything else.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Ghostpilot posted:

He did? Wait, it's Sutter - of course he did. Strange that they drew the line there considering everything else.



When I was watching this scene, I kept thinking, "Ugh, I could never do that. Getting some weird porn stars' pee on my hands? Ew."

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

Yeah, just as wrong as I thought. What the hell is up with that patch the bikers have? Unless my sight is going bad, it looks like a huge question mark. Is that really there, or did the illustrator just not feel like putting much effort into this thing?

Ghostpilot posted:

He did? Wait, it's Sutter - of course he did. Strange that they drew the line there considering everything else.




The ending of this gif makes it look like Tig's about to rape that guy. Now I'm kinda surprised Sutter didn't have Tig rape the guy's corpse before dumping him in the water. I'd say more, but I won't, on the very off chance that Sutter ever reads this. Wouldn't want to be giving him more ideas in that realm, now would we?

Anyone here watch that show Aqua Teen Hunger Force? I just realized Sutter's basically that dog Meatwad got in one episode. "All I know is ball, good... and rape."

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

JaddaCaddra posted:

Yeah, just as wrong as I thought. What the hell is up with that patch the bikers have? Unless my sight is going bad, it looks like a huge question mark. Is that really there, or did the illustrator just not feel like putting much effort into this thing?

the bikers aren't tSoA, they are an unknown new gang gunning for them

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

JaddaCaddra posted:

Yeah, just as wrong as I thought. What the hell is up with that patch the bikers have? Unless my sight is going bad, it looks like a huge question mark. Is that really there, or did the illustrator just not feel like putting much effort into this thing?


Guessing somebody bought the rights to the characters/likenesses but not the logo; either to save money or by not reading what they were buying. Copyrights are loving weird.


E: ^ or that

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

Grin and Tonic posted:

the bikers aren't tSoA, they are an unknown new gang gunning for them

I figured as much, but why a question mark? Is that their actual logo, or is it there to hide the real one? Either way, it just seems kinda lazy to me.

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online
its a stylistic choice for a cover :shrug:

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Grin and Tonic posted:

the bikers aren't tSoA, they are an unknown new gang gunning for them

Have you actually read the comic? We need a trip report.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Yeah, what kind of havoc did the Riddler's men wreak upon poor, beleaguered Charming?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

JaddaCaddra posted:

Anyone here watch that show Aqua Teen Hunger Force? I just realized Sutter's basically that dog Meatwad got in one episode. "All I know is ball, good... and rape."

Unlike Sutter, that show is intentionally funny.


Soul Glo posted:

When I was watching this scene, I kept thinking, "Ugh, I could never do that. Getting some weird porn stars' pee on my hands? Ew."

Well technically urine is sterile.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

comes along bort posted:

Well technically urine is sterile.

It's sterile when it comes out yeah. Sitting in a sex tub? Nah son.

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

Soul Glo posted:

It's sterile when it comes out yeah. Sitting in a sex tub? Nah son.

Sterile or not sterile, it's still another person's piss. Cold piss, which somehow makes it more disgusting.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

JaddaCaddra posted:

Sterile or not sterile, it's still another person's piss. Cold piss, which somehow makes it more disgusting.

Hey those guys were running a serious business. They could've pasteurized the urine for all we know.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

I imagine that dude knows about some crusty pussy. Isn't his wife a senior citizen now?

KilGrey
Mar 13, 2005

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

comes along bort posted:

Well technically urine is sterile.

Baring a bladder infection it's only sterile while in the bladder. Once it starts coming down the urethra and out into the world it starts picking up bacteria. Regardless, it's piss so ew.


Where does one even get enough piss to fill up a bathtub?

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Santheb posted:

I imagine that dude knows about some crusty pussy. Isn't his wife a senior citizen now?

Hey man, don't you bring that noise in here.

KilGrey posted:

Baring a bladder infection it's only sterile while in the bladder. Once it starts coming down the urethra and out into the world it starts picking up bacteria. Regardless, it's piss so ew.


Where does one even get enough piss to fill up a bathtub?

Probably was actually just gatorade?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Soul Glo posted:

Hey man, don't you bring that noise in here.


Probably was actually just gatorade?

I choose to believe it was Kurts actual piss because authenticity.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

KilGrey posted:

Where does one even get enough piss to fill up a bathtub?

A urinal?

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

smg77 posted:

Have you actually read the comic? We need a trip report.

i havent read it so i can't attest to it's quality but i work for the company that puts it out

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

JaddaCaddra posted:

Yeah, just as wrong as I thought. What the hell is up with that patch the bikers have? Unless my sight is going bad, it looks like a huge question mark. Is that really there, or did the illustrator just not feel like putting much effort into this thing?



The ending of this gif makes it look like Tig's about to rape that guy. Now I'm kinda surprised Sutter didn't have Tig rape the guy's corpse before dumping him in the water. I'd say more, but I won't, on the very off chance that Sutter ever reads this. Wouldn't want to be giving him more ideas in that realm, now would we?

Anyone here watch that show Aqua Teen Hunger Force? I just realized Sutter's basically that dog Meatwad got in one episode. "All I know is ball, good... and rape."

Handbanana was the dog and that was one of their best episodes ever IMO.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Please, everyone, keep badgering and needling Kurt Sutter on Twitter, I want to see the season that results from him throwing a temper tantrum all across the script. Actually, I don't, but I want to read the thread while you brave souls are livewatching it.

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

tonic316 posted:

Handbanana was the dog and that was one of their best episodes ever IMO.

Right, "Hand Banana." Can't believe I forgot the name of that dog. You're right, it was one of the best, along with Dumber Dolls, with Happy Time Harry.


Fatkraken posted:

Please, everyone, keep badgering and needling Kurt Sutter on Twitter, I want to see the season that results from him throwing a temper tantrum all across the script. Actually, I don't, but I want to read the thread while you brave souls are livewatching it.

Wait, you mean there hasn't been a season like this yet? Well, poo poo.

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Kane
Aug 20, 2000

Do you see the problem?

Conscious of pain, you're distracted by pain.
You're fixated on it. Obsessed by one threat, you miss the other.

So much more aware, so much less perceptive. An automaton could do better.

Are you in there?

Are you listening? Can you see?
I've really enjoyed the first two seasons. Everything that was happening was related in some manner, even if just through its effect on the club, and there was this constant thrill pervading every episode. There was Jax' tension with the club, his attempts to bring it back to the way his father saw it, his struggle to live with his role in the club while justifying it to the woman he loves...

Now I'm 5 episodes into season 3 and it's very much a borefest. Lots of useless drama, no action, Jax crying about his baby, random Irish people crying about the baby, barely any plot movement, most of the characters from the club are completely neglected...

is it just me? Does it continue being this way?

(Please quote this if you answer so that I can look up the post and avoid spoilers (: )

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