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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Warmachine posted:

It's posts like this that really make me wish their CW2 fever dreams would come true, just so they could look on in horror a!
s the majority of Americans grind them into the pavement. The South rises again... and is swiftly swatted back down by Predator drones, F-117s, and some really bored infantry.

See, the thing is that the entire armed forces (apart from the fagmosexual upper command) is made up entirely of Tea Party types, and when the time comes every drone, jet, and tank will be turned against the White House

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Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



DreamShipWrecked posted:

See, the thing is that the entire armed forces (apart from the fagmosexual upper command) is made up entirely of Tea Party types, and when the time comes every drone, jet, and tank will be turned against the White House

But just the White House Crib. Because after the deaths of the commumuzziefacisttraitor Barry Obongo and his wife Moochbacca, the United States will magically become a Galt's Gulch of Freedom and Democracy, where the Foreign Hordes worship at the feet of the glorious Founders and Biblical Law is followed to the letter regarding people who aren't me.

Keep your powder dry.

Edit: gently caress, I forgot KENYAN!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

DreamShipWrecked posted:

See, the thing is that the entire armed forces (apart from the fagmosexual upper command) is made up entirely of Tea Party types, and when the time comes every drone, jet, and tank will be turned against the White House

Except that these days the US military is comprised solely of gay men and women who hate America.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Elephant Ambush posted:

Except that these days the US military is comprised solely of gay men and women who hate America.

Not solely, just mostly; there are absolutely no gays, women, or DemoRATS in special forces/operations and certain combat units after all.

Besides, even if it turns out all of America has a grip on reality are a bunch of sinful moochers, we can be saved by the firm and tight extremely masculine Russians, Israel, and the various South American countries that actually let rich people do anything they want are welcoming to job creators and "the makers" class.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

MizPiz posted:

Not solely, just mostly; there are absolutely no gays, women, or DemoRATS in special forces/operations and certain combat units after all.

I know you're mocking Freep here but wasn't there a recent story about a retired Navy SEAL coming out as a trans woman or something? That was pretty cool.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Red Minjo posted:

That translates roughly to "From many, one." right? How can you see that phrase as doing anything other than supporting multiculturalism?
There are a lot of confused people who believe the phrase means something like "America is a melting pot" and isn't just an allusion to Federalism. I don't even think it's a multicultural thing, just "One (nation) from many (states)" but :freep:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think JimRob is hitting the bottle again.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3118845/posts

quote:

FR is pro-God, pro-Life, pro-family, pro-constitution, pro-limited government. Period!!
February 3, 2014 | Jim Robinson

Posted on Monday, February 03, 2014 11:43:22 AM by Jim Robinson

FR is pro-God, pro-Life, pro-family, pro-constitution, pro-limited government and will remain that way. Regardless of any consequences!!

You're either with us on this or against us.

Moderation is not the solution, it is the problem!!

We do not surrender, we do not retreat, we do not negotiate or compromise on our unalienable rights to Life and Liberty or our sovereignty!!

Karl Rove and the GOP-e moderates and all like them can KMA!!

You cannot moderate evil, you fight it!!

quote:

Have to post this reminder from time-to-time. Had to ban another long-term FReeper today who suddenly decides we should moderate our position on Life.

No thanks.
1 posted on Monday, February 03, 2014 11:43:22 AM by Jim Robinson

e: Pretty sure it was from this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3118821/posts

Plinkey fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Feb 3, 2014

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Plinkey posted:

I think JimRob is hitting the bottle again.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3118845/posts

Oh boy, I hope this is prelude to another round of purges! When jimrob gets into the corn squeezin's, hilarity usually follows. :munch:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Dead Beef posted:

There are a lot of confused people who believe the phrase means something like "America is a melting pot" and isn't just an allusion to Federalism. I don't even think it's a multicultural thing, just "One (nation) from many (states)" but :freep:

I remember seeing that School House Rock as a kid about The Great American Melting Pot and ever since then I always assumed it meant something good. Like people come here from all over the place and we all learn from each other and take the best parts of ourselves and our disparate cultures to make something even greater. Then a few years ago I took an anthropology class at a local community college and I learned that apparently conservatives have redefined "melting pot" to mean exactly what Freepers mean when they say it. That made me pretty sad. :(

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
ACLU lawsuit challenges Wisconsin same-sex marriage ban

quote:

To: afraidfortherepublic
No such thing as same sex marriage.
It's like the pretending when I was a kid. My bro was the priest. I was the nun. Necco wafers were the catalyst.

6 posted on 2/3/2014 11:54:18 AM by Sacajaweau
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Why hasn’t the ACLU complained about the Wisconsin marriage ban for first cousins?


11 posted on 2/3/2014 12:41:41 PM by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)
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To: AnAmericanInEngland
As many as 80 percent of all marriages historically have been between first cousins!

It has only been in recent years that certain states have passed laws against the marriage of first cousins, while at the same time there are laws being passed to allow the marriage of perverted homosexual faggots and lesbians?


15 posted on 2/3/2014 3:01:26 PM by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)
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Putin Preaches Godliness to America

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To: Hojczyk
People can say what they want about Vlad, but if Satan himself were telling folks to worship the one true God, he would still be right.

Putin is right. As religious observance in the West wanes, so does Western Civilization. Marriage, the cornerstone of our society and the bedrock of religion, is being torn asunder one brick at a time.

If we don’t turn this around, it will doom us.


3 posted on 02/01/2014 2:26:27 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Amnesty is job NONE! It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics.)
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To: DoughtyOne
Amen to that. And where Christianity evacuates, the long sword of Islam appears.


14 posted on 02/01/2014 2:48:54 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: BwanaNdege
President Putin attends services, prays, and is a sincerely devout Orthodox Christian. May God continue to bless him and the Russian people. May God forgive this nation’s sins.


54 posted on 2/1/2014 10:13:25 PM by eleni121 ("All Along the Watchtower" Book of Isaiah, Chapter 21, verses 5-9)
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To: Hojczyk
“Granted, criminalizing homosexuality and making “insulting religious sensibilities” illegal aren’t policies America should ever emulate.”

America dod just fine when homosexuality was criminalized and insulting the religious sensibilities of Christians when done by a government does violate the First Amendment.


5 posted on 2/1/2014 4:27:45 PM by Oliviaforever
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To: Oliviaforever
Russia did not criminal homosexuality..They.criminalized the the homosexual exploitation of children...the gay pride parades and such that glorify their lifestyles, within a certain distance of schools, I think. Putin does not arrest & imprison homosexuals, rather attempting to impede their ”progress” in his country. I say BRAVO to the Russians in trying to save their society from destruction of sexual immorality. I understand, also, that porn was only scarcely available there, ”underground,” until the wall fell & the floodgates of Western immorality opened.


69 posted on 2/2/2014 4:06:36 PM by ResisTyr ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God " ~Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Hojczyk
Godless world communism is the liberal/progressive goal.


6 posted on 2/1/2014 4:29:02 PM by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: NFHale
Isn’t that the truth. Some of our folks hear KGB, and automatically go into defense mode. I can understand it. I think we need to move beyond that a bit. We need Russia, and it needs us. Don’t go blindly to be sure, but there’s a storm a brewing, and we need Russian in our camp.

There was a time when we played China off against Russia.

I think it’s time to return the favor.


43 posted on 2/1/2014 8:03:37 PM by DoughtyOne (Amnesty is job NONE! It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics.)
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And of course an obligatory post about manly Putin (shirtless, of course :gay:) vs. MUSLIM KENYAN FAGbama
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Do all of you want to hit COKE upside their Corporate Heads?
OP is just a link to buy a sodastream

quote:

To: US Navy Vet
Ordered one on Saturday. Had everything to do with Israel and nothing to do with Coke.


12 posted on 2/3/2014 2:27:52 PM by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: US Navy Vet
what did Coke do? I must have missed it


7 posted on 02/03/2014 12:24:58 PM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: Mr. K
Nothing as long as you’re ok with America the beautiful being song in Spanish, and Arabic and other languages other than English. I’m not ok with it.


15 posted on 02/03/2014 12:30:26 PM PST by pgkdan
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A small hint of self-awareness ebbs in :laugh:

quote:

To: US Navy Vet
I just watched the youtube. Get a grip and join the real world. If yoy boycot everything you don’t like you will be very lonely, hungry and have nothing to ware,watch, or listen to.

I personally don’t like the ragheads or the fags but what are you going to do. Rather than give up coke products? You might want to find out everything coke has an intrest in before you give up all coke products. Just sayin.

Big Mack


25 posted on 2/3/2014 2:37:37 PM by Big Mack (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat VEGETABLES!)
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To: Big Mack
Like your post.

For a while I kept a running list of all the retail stores that various FReepers demanded we boycott.

Eventually the only one left was the St Vincent de Paul Thrift store.

Then somebody posted an anti-Catholic screed.


I believe most big businesses in the US realize the inevitability of progressive control and are attempting to buy insurance against it. Look at the list of Podesta’s supporters:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/13/cap-corporate-donors_n_4440134.html


29 posted on 02/03/2014 12:43:16 PM PST by nascarnation (I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
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quote:

To: US Navy Vet
Nope not at all. And I find it pathetic how many people have an issue with it. Really it’s just dumb, America is NOT and has NEVER BEEN an exclusively English speaking country, get over it\, get over yourselves.

But of course we all know this is blowhard BS and by the end of the week everybody claiming they’ll never touch Coke again will be back to normal (assuming they don’t have a Minute Maid in their hand right now). They just want their non-righteous indignation noted.


32 posted on 02/03/2014 12:46:58 PM PST by discostu (I don't meme well.)
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To: discostu
These folks act like it was the National Athem. In fact, some idiots on Facebook have been saying that it was the National Anthem. I hate to see that because it is the prime reason that people look at conservatives like we are a bunch on uneducated buffoons.
36 posted on 02/03/2014 12:54:03 PM PST by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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Those morons weren't real conservatives though :freep:

:tinfoil: On the CEO of Coca-Cola

quote:

To: napscoordinator; All
CEO of 'COKE'
(Muhtar Kent is Turkish AND A GLOBALIST)...

..... explains well why the comerical is what it is...he's another globalist elite businessman pushing the Global Agenda agenda

Muhtar Kent is active in the global business community and currently is co-chair of the Consumer Goods Forum, a fellow of the Foreign Policy Association, a member of the Business Roundtable,..... a past Chairman of the U.S. CHINA Business Council and current Chairman Emeritus of the US-ASEAN Business Council.......

He also was recently APPOINTED in as a member of the Eminent Persons Group for Asean BY PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON........ He serves on the boards of Special Olympics International, Ronald McDonald House Charities, Catalyst and Emory University.........He currently serves on the board of directors of GBCHealth as well as the National Committee on United States-China Relations............He is also an invitee of the BILDERBERG GROUP and attended the Greece 2009 Bilderberg conference at the Astir Palace resort in Vouliagmeni, Greece

He is the Chairman and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of The Coca-Cola Company.....He was appointed to the position of Chief Executive Officer of the Company in 2008 and became Chairman of the Board in 2009


[ceoofcoke.png]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhtar_Kent

76 posted on 2/3/2014 4:07:36 PM by caww
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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

quote:

To: Hojczyk
Godless world communism is the liberal/progressive goal.


6 posted on 2/1/2014 4:29:02 PM by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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I love it when Freep accidentally gets something right for all the wrong reasons.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011
Getting nostalgic about the morality of the Soviets? Surely they'll stop surprising me someday.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



bpower posted:

Getting nostalgic about the morality of the Soviets? Surely they'll stop surprising me someday.

Repeat after me: There's always more, and it's always worse.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
So I'm watching a documentary about environmental deregulation during the Bush years, and this loving sign suddenly crops up.



For background, this is about a water dispute in a tiny rear end town. Environmentalists and Native American fishermen wanted to keep alive an endangered population, a bunch of farmers wanted to keep spitting in nature's face and farming on otherwise dry as gently caress land. Big shocker, Freep shows up for the farmer's side.

I mean, I mentally understand that free republic has been around for a while but it's loving weird to see evidence of it. That they keep on trucking through the years when other online communities die off in droves is astounding. They got some strong hate in them.

TGLT fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Feb 4, 2014

ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

Darkman Fanpage posted:

They hate anybody that isn't them.

Oh, don't kid yourself. They hate themselves, too.

quote:

To: SoConPubbie

E Pluribus Unum

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

25 posted on Monday, February 03, 2014 9:56:01 AM by muffaletaman (IMNSHO - I MIGHT be wrong, but I doubt it.)

"Now our very motto is in some dirty Italian foreign language!" :freep:

ColdSnickersBar fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Feb 4, 2014

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
Hermoine was supposed to end up with Harry Potter instead of Ron.

Drown all the witches!

quote:

To: null and void
The legacy of Harry Potter is: Millions of children have been indoctrinated into the occult. Parents, schools, and libraries have encouraged children to aspire to become witches.

5 posted on 2/2/2014 16:14:36 by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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quote:

To: stars & stripes forever
Right on Stars & Stripes Forever! Ultimately all you mentioned will be held accountable.

Matthew 18:6
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

8 posted on 2/2/2014 16:22:36 by Maudeen (Proverbs 3:5-6)
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Apparently dumbledore being gay is the prime cause of gay marriage legalization.

quote:

To: discostu
By the way, didn’t Rowling say the entire reason she wrote so that ten years later, when the kids grew up, gay marriage would be legalized?


37 posted on 2/2/2014 17:00:20 by nickcarraway
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quote:

To: null and void
She has gone on record as saying that many of the characters were gay. The wizard who saved everyone was gay she said. And probably Harry Potter himself, since his girlfriend married someone else, and he had a gay mentor.

46 posted on 2/2/2014 17:21:32 by nickcarraway
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Forget about the dry powder, let's form a Defense Against the Dark Presidents club.

quote:

To: nickcarraway
Then you hear wrongly. Book five featured the failures and/or outright corruption of government apparatchiks and how those on the side of good resisted, both subversively and then openly. The comeuppance of Umbridge is the highlight.

The intact married Weasley family with six children (whom the main characters eventually marry into in the series epilogue)is the family every reader wishes to have themselves and is the model of traditional conservatism.

100 posted on 2/2/2014 19:02:44 by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with violence, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: Valpal1
My favorite book of the series. Practically a manual on how to overthrow a corrupt leadership.

103 posted on 2/2/2014 19:13:13 by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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I suspect this one is also about Obama

quote:

To: null and void
Ending should have shown:

Voldemort growing abnormally large ears, passing the wand to the left arm and miss-casting 22 spells in a row yet still remain messianicly pleased with himself...

68 posted on 2/2/2014 17:58:35 by RightResponse (It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
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kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Food stamp cuts leave African-Americans vulnerable (Murderers, drug dealers & pedophiles banned)

quote:

To: 2ndDivisionVet
But I thought there was more white people on welfare than blacks


3 posted on 2/3/2014 10:14:40 PM by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I’ve seen VERY few African-American women on food stamps who couldn’t stand to lose 25-100 lbs.

Think of the reduction as a health incentive.


4 posted on 2/3/2014 10:15:19 PM by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan
On more than one occasion I’ve seen welfare queens buy a entire birthday party’s work of food (cake, paper goods, chips, etc.) on food stamps.


7 posted on 2/3/2014 10:19:00 PM by matt04
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To: matt04
Ha! Got ya beat. I was in a convenience store last year. The woman paid with food stamps. And then got in (as a passenger)......

(wait for it)

A beautiful Dodge Viper. Oh yeah, well over $100,000 car. I think some of them ran as high as $125,000.


13 posted on 2/3/2014 10:30:26 PM by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: SeaHawkFan
Remember the 1992 riots, and the post offices put out of commission. They had to move the welfare checks to the other post officers quickly, before even more of ‘all hell’ could break loose.

Remember those welfare women standing in line for their checks. I’ve seen smaller cows. It was one of the most surreal things I’ve ever seen.

Poor people, so over-stuffed with food, they could hardly walk.

As Yakov Smirnov used to say, “America, what a country...”


12 posted on 2/3/2014 10:28:29 PM by DoughtyOne (Amnesty is job NONE! It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Funny. Just last night some mexiclown who dressed like she came from the office used her EBT card to hold up the line because she was bitching about the “free” paper bags in CA only for EBT users while the other paying chumps had to pay 10 cents...and she still argued for 5 more minutes.


8 posted on 2/3/2014 10:20:29 PM by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Drug testing for all parasites...no exceptions.

Extra food stamps for ratting out drug-dealers living with their gimme-girl friends.

Let them eat dope.


16 posted on 2/3/2014 10:42:42 PM by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
The program provides monetary help for families in poverty and alleviates food insecurity. SNAP, formerly known as the Food Stamp Program, is used by approximately 47 million Americans.
poverty and hunger are mostly a choice in this country. Local resources such as food banks, churches, and civic groups are always looking for hungry people to feed.

Food stamps are enabling people to be drug addicted, lazy, or just generally dysfunctional.

I know that they say that it's for the kids, but the kids get left out anyway because the parents probably don't know how to cook or prefer to pick up a happy meal for the kids, because the parents are so "busy".

If you know where to look, you can purchase the food stamp cards in many grocery store parking lots or on a side street near a liquor store.

14 posted on 2/3/2014 10:35:06 PM by oldbrowser (Obamacare is Obama's Great Leap Forward)
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Eat the richfreep
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Microaggression: Never heard of it? You may be guilty of it.

OP posted:

As a group of students begins studying for a calculus exam, a white student turns to an Asian peer and says, “Hey, would you mind helping me solve this problem? It’s really difficult, but you can probably do it.” The Asian student agrees to help, but for some reason feels uncomfortable with the way the question was asked.

Is the Asian student being oversensitive? Was the white student subtly and subconsciously displaying racial prejudice against Asians? Could both be true?
...

quote:

To: 2ndDivisionVet
No kidding. How is acknowledging the Asian student’s possible math prowess a “put down”? Haven’t we been told a hundred times they are smarter than we are?
But notice here yet another way to attack conservatives over racism?


4 posted on 2/3/2014 8:51:17 PM by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I wouldn’t be offended if a black person “asked” me how to spell “ackst”.


76 posted on 2/3/2014 10:23:11 PM by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I am the victim of this kind of aggression every day of my life.

If they aren’t prejudicially deferring to my startling good looks, then they are in seeming awe of my intelligence.

They must be really bad people to think of me as they do, what’s next, admiring my athleticism?

It’s a nightmare I tell you.


6 posted on 02/03/2014 6:53:08 PM PST by ansel12 (Ben Bradlee -- JFK told me that "he was all for people's solving their problems by abortion".)
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To: ansel12
I understand your burden.


78 posted on 02/03/2014 8:30:26 PM PST by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: CaptainK
Good, I’m so sick of being hit on by wealthy, smart, funny, undersexed models and movie stars - they’re using microagression to try and convince me to marry them.


23 posted on 2/3/2014 9:01:03 PM by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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Mmmmhmmm :jerkbag:

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To: 2ndDivisionVet
we always referred to the japanese students as drat average raisers!
10 posted on 2/3/2014 8:54:49 PM by dalereed
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This one really left me scratching my head :confused:

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To: 2ndDivisionVet
So what is it called when a black student asks a white student for help?


20 posted on 02/03/2014 6:59:29 PM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1
micro racism?


51 posted on 02/03/2014 7:36:22 PM PST by Eddie01 (Liberals lie about everything all the time.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
During my extended stay at LA County Jail I had dozens of black inmates ask me to read their paperwork to them. I had no idea I was supposed to be offended.


40 posted on 2/3/2014 9:21:36 PM by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done things in my life I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

kik2dagroin posted:

This one really left me scratching my head :confused:

He's saying that the Japanese kids used to gently caress up the curve.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

quote:

(wait for it)

What is it with people in the 50-65ish age range saying "wait for it...!" before the punchlines to their lovely jokes and "anecdotes"? My parents and aunts and uncles, and their similarly-aged friends, tend to do this, and I see it from time to time on Freep.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

kik2dagroin posted:

Eat the richfreep

I would strongly advise you against this. While I advocate the eating of the rich, primarily because they are fed on a diet of high quality food, I am against the eating of Freepers for the fact that they subsist primarily on cigarettes and frozen dinners.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I would strongly advise you against this. While I advocate the eating of the rich, primarily because they are fed on a diet of high quality food, I am against the eating of Freepers for the fact that they subsist primarily on cigarettes and frozen dinners.

Eating a Freeper would be like Danny DeVito eating the dead crow in that one episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia where he gets stuck in the woods.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Plinkey posted:

I think JimRob is hitting the bottle again.

I feel like every time someone uses the phrase "PERIOD!!!" with one or more exclamation points to end a statement it is almost always conservative in nature. I have no evidence to back this up, but I have never seen anything from the other side that so often uses that term.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I would strongly advise you against this. While I advocate the eating of the rich, primarily because they are fed on a diet of high quality food, I am against the eating of Freepers for the fact that they subsist primarily on cigarettes and frozen dinners.

And hate. Pure, uncut, Colombian hate.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Alter Ego posted:

And hate. Pure, uncut, Colombian hate.
Hey, that's not fair. They hate lots of other nationalities too. :v:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Dirty Job posted:

I feel like every time someone uses the phrase "PERIOD!!!" with one or more exclamation points to end a statement it is almost always conservative in nature. I have no evidence to back this up, but I have never seen anything from the other side that so often uses that term.

That and "plain and simple."

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

:roflolmao: Oh god, they're all Harmonians.

quote:

Apparently dumbledore being gay is the prime cause of gay marriage legalization.

Of course!

In case anyone here hasn't read or doesn't remember the books: Dumbledore's inclinations are never referenced, or even hinted at, in the books. Nor is any other character ever suggested to prefer their own gender. We hear about Aberforth and "inappropriate charms on a goat" but nothing about same-sex relations, let alone gay marriage. Everything we know about gay people in Harry Potter comes from interviews with Rowling. So clearly the novels are a crucial part of the Gay Agenda.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Alien Arcana posted:

:roflolmao: Oh god, they're all Harmonians.


Of course!

In case anyone here hasn't read or doesn't remember the books: Dumbledore's inclinations are never referenced, or even hinted at, in the books. Nor is any other character ever suggested to prefer their own gender. We hear about Aberforth and "inappropriate charms on a goat" but nothing about same-sex relations, let alone gay marriage. Everything we know about gay people in Harry Potter comes from interviews with Rowling. So clearly the novels are a crucial part of the Gay Agenda.

Ehh, it is hinted at little bit in the way his relationship with Grindenwald is described. But Dumbledore as we see him in the books is pretty much the archetypal sexless older mentor figure. I can believe that Rowling meant it to be a subtext within that later couple of books, but it certainly wasn't anything front and center in the story.

Obviously Rowling was performing some sort of Illuminati mind control. All part of Agenda 21 dont'cha know.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
I never had the slightest inkling that Dumbledore was gay but I wasn't surprised when Rowling said he was. It suddenly made sense why he was so attached to Grindelwald and so...distraught when Grindelwald started practicing Dark magic. So it's never explicitily referenced save for interviews, but if you read far enough between the lines, it's there.

Though I don't have a loving clue why :freep: gives two shits about Harmione versus Grangely. I'd figure they'd be saying Harry Potter is a Satanistic thing corrupting ARE CHILDRUNZ.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Dirty Job posted:

I feel like every time someone uses the phrase "PERIOD!!!" with one or more exclamation points to end a statement it is almost always conservative in nature. I have no evidence to back this up, but I have never seen anything from the other side that so often uses that term.

My favorite conservative-ism is the listing of long lists of bullcrap followed by "need I say more."

Example: "Worst President Ever! How can you deny all the crimes of O-thug-a in the White Hut: Soylindragate, IRSgate, telepromptorgate, Benghazigate, Death Panelsgate, Offending the Queen of Englandgate, Fast and Furiousgate... need I say more?" :smuggo:

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Vahakyla posted:

Nighthawks are retired nowadays.


It's the totally-not welfare for conpanies F35 program that is all the rage.
If the military is depending on the F35, the Freeper Armies might actually have a chance! :haw:

quote:

To: DoughtyOne
Amen to that. And where Christianity evacuates, the long sword of Islam appears.


14 posted on 02/01/2014 2:48:54 PM PST by Viennacon
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They've got long swords! Long. Swords.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Ainsley McTree posted:

That and "plain and simple."

That's because they live out on the plains and are simpletons.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zero_Grade posted:

They've got long swords! Long. Swords.
I'd have thought curved swords would have been more evocative of the impending foreign-people terror.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Zero_Grade posted:

If the military is depending on the F35, the Freeper Armies might actually have a chance! :haw:
They've got long swords! Long. Swords.

As long as they have flared hilts I'm ok with it.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

D34THROW posted:

Though I don't have a loving clue why :freep: gives two shits about Harmione versus Grangely.

It's because the Weasley's are just the worst. Also because they're (somehow in a world where scarcity isn't a loving thing because magic) Poor, and we know how Freep feels about the poor.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
Freepers: Long swords and hard lead.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
‘SCIENCE GUY’ BILL NYE VS. CREATIONIST KEN HAM: WHO WILL WIN ....DEBATE OVER DARWINIAN EVOLUTION?

quote:

Blaze ^ | 2-4-14 | Billy Hallowell

Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:12:04 PM by Oliviaforever

There’s been no shortage of controversy surrounding Tuesday’s debate between “Science Guy” Bill Nye and creationist Ken Ham. While some evolutionary theorists and atheists have chastised Nye for his willingness to publicly face-off against Ham, the former PBS host hasn’t been swayed by their arguments.

Instead, Nye has defended his decision to appear at the event, which will be held at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky. — and in an op-ed published on CNN.com Monday, Ham, too, reiterated his own personal quest to use the debate to give creationism a more public voice.

I remember there being quite a bit of actual debate on creationism in Freep's past. What have dozens of purges and echo chamber discussion resulted in?

quote:

Praying and feeling confident that Ken Ham of the Creation Museum will lead America one step closer to unanimously accepting Creation and forever abolishing the so called theory of evolution from our schools and colleges,
1 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:12:04 PM by Oliviaforever

quote:

Nobody will win, no minds will be changed.

In my opinion they aren’t even arguing about the same thing.

I’m a creationist, I believe God made us just like he said he did, I also believe the Bible is silent on what he was up to before our creation.

Evolutionists see a record of a time before our creation and try force it into a mold that excludes God.

I think all sides will be surprised when we stand before our Creator.

5 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:18:24 PM by dangerdoc (I don't think you should be forced to make the same decision I did even if I know I'm right.)

In fairness, the idiocy of this statement is pointed out later in the thread:

quote:

Nye is a comedian. He created the “Science Guy” character as part of a comedy show in Seattle. He has a degree in engineering, but has no science background.

11 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:26:07 PM by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)

quote:

The Stalinist’s at PBS will probably sic the IRS at Hamm.

When you believe in nothing but big goverment you can pretty much do whatever you want...

...your enemies are are the mercy of the unelected ABC regulatory agencies that {enforce} policy by bureaucratic intimidation.


I say that because the IRS silenced another effective creationist public speaker back a few years ago.

14 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:29:47 PM by exPBRrat

quote:

Have you ever been to the Creation Museum? I believe Oliviaforever has posted a photo directly from it. It is a wonderful, informative experience for young and old.

Thanks for this post, Oliviaforever!

19 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:34:06 PM by Faith
picture for reference:


Dude makes a great point, hits the brick wall of willful ignorance:

quote:

quote:

Debating Creationism is stupid.
Let me show you why.

All Creationism thought is based on scripture written in Babylon approx. 700bc which was mostly based on stories the Jewish people in exile shared about their culture.

The Earth is older than 4000 years so using scripture to try and validate it is stupid. If its older than 4000 years all of your argument falls apart.


Darwin isn’t totally correct either as major holes exist in his logic. Still debating it is a waste of time.

Don’t we have more important things to do?
Who cares?

21 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:34:53 PM by Zathras

quote:

To: Zathras
No. The book of Genesis was written by Moses inspired by the Holy Spirit during a period of approximately 1450 to 1410 B.C.
24 posted on 02/04/2014 10:40:27 AM PST by Faith

quote:

No it wasn’t.
Look into Jewish history instead of Christian History.

26 posted on 02/04/2014 10:42:18 AM PST by Zathras

quote:

Jesus Himself, ascribes Moses as the author of the Law, which means Torah, synonymous with the first 5 books of the Bible. That's really all I need to know.
32 posted on 02/04/2014 10:50:36 AM PST by Faith

I love everything about this post:

quote:

That was not directed to the post where you implied that I was on medication.

And yes, the Science Guy will be destroyed in the debate as he cannot refute the facts of Creation Science.


23 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:37:32 PM by Oliviaforever

Some creation :science: posts:

quote:

Sorry but evolution as taught is incorrect science. ... ...
Question: With genetic engineering (Frankenfood, ect.) the the creation of new species of life is a given, and most in the scientific community believe the creation of life will be a reality. .so given that at some point there will be created life ..what test is there to determined if any given lifeform is created or evolve. ..
The point is I do not dispute the evolution of life I simply point out creation of life is also a given or will be..and there is no direct test to distinguish between the two...the only test would be secondary. ..to look at the fossil record. .and in that one would expect created would be in burst vs evolution being more linear...
33 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:55:15 PM by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)

quote:

When God created man he did so as a fully developed mature being. God did not raise Adam and Eve from a baby.

If He were to create the earth wouldn’t it make sense that he would create a planet fully formed and mature?

34 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:55:58 PM by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)

Hahahaha, sand88 owns (also, nice username):

quote:

I don't believe Nye has any serious engineering or science background.

Nye is a far, far, far left puke who is rabid in his belief that climate change is caused solely by man.


Whatever you read about his background is probably lies put out to make this fraud seem smart.

If read Nye blatherings they are all extreme leftist talking points.
40 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 2:02:08 PM by sand88 (We can never legislate our way back to Liberty)

quote:

How do you get an engineering degree without learning science? Science type classes were a pretty big part of my engineering degree.

If Nye states he has an Engineering degree, he is most likely lying. See my post#40. Nye is a far left fraud.

I have multiple engineering degrees -- science and advanced mathematics were a very big part of the curriculum.
44 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 2:09:18 PM by sand88 (We can never legislate our way back to Liberty)

quote:

He got his Bachelor of Science degree from Cornell in 1977.

Probably from the Humanities side. (hence, weak)

If you follow Nye, he spouts ALL the leftist points on all matters.

Nye has about much credibility in Science matters as Boehner does concerning our Constitution -- lol.
59 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 3:31:20 PM by sand88 (We can never legislate our way back to Liberty)

Boooooooooo:

quote:

Hmmmm. Ham on Nye. A little Dijon mustard and a dill slice and you got a deli lunch ...

3 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:16:33 PM by IronJack

There are still some level heads in there putting up a fight for evolution (and more that are at least willing to compromise and reject young-earth creationism) but you can tell the position has generally fallen out of favor.

But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Feb 4, 2014

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Hey, remember when freepers all beat their chests about who hates Girl Scouts the most?
Girl scout ... has gun pulled on her ... trying to sell him cookies

quote:

To: Uncle Chip
>>>> Two handguns and two rifles have been seized from Dodrill’s home, reports claim.....

Not only the guy was arrested then charged with ‘assault’, his properties also confiscated.

Next time I’ll use Joe Biden’s advise: 12 Gauge shotgun through the door.


4 posted on 2/4/2014 1:27:23 PM by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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quote:

To: Uncle Chip
Someone I don’t know comes walking and knocking on my door, I’d be armed up, too.
Wouldn’t actually SHOW my weaponry until threatened, though.


10 posted on 2/4/2014 1:29:15 PM by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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quote:

To: Uncle Chip
So...did the perp threaten the child? Or, is it now illegal to answer the door with a handgun? Granted, his photo looks rough, but that alone doesn’t make him a criminal.
The article seems to indicate that he had been in custody a couple of hours before this ‘incident’.

Must be more here than I’m seeing. Of course, I’m old, so...


15 posted on 2/4/2014 1:32:56 PM by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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quote:

To: Uncle Chip
What the article doesn’t state is there is a gang of midgets dressed as Girl Scouts doing home invasions in the area.

Very brutal, kicking people in the shins thus disabling their defenses.


24 posted on 2/4/2014 1:58:02 PM by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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FReepers: Absolutely terrified of goddamn children
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THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE IN MY YOGA CLASSES AND I'M SUDDENLY FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT

quote:

To: nickcarraway
"my tastefully tacky sports bra"
We're goin' to need some pics here.

5 posted on 02/04/2014 11:11:51 AM PST by Paladin2
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quote:

To: Paladin2
I searched briefly without any luck.

I’m sure more effective FReepers will produce some evidence for the FR jury to ponder.


11 posted on 02/04/2014 11:13:39 AM PST by nascarnation (I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Oh, man, I just noticed there are no blacks at Klan meetings.

What to do?


72 posted on 2/4/2014 1:45:24 PM by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
WTF?...Just go set your Yoga mat up in the middle of the street in downtown Compton and see what happens.


7 posted on 02/04/2014 11:12:23 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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quote:

To: AngelesCrestHighway
Or go do yoga on any MLK Jr. street in any city.
17 posted on 02/04/2014 11:15:17 AM PST by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Jen could always go in blackface and be the black girl in her yoga class if that’s so important to her.


24 posted on 02/04/2014 11:19:04 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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quote:

To: WashingtonSource
. . Jen could go in blackface . . . . You owe me a laptop, FRiend, this one is now soaked in lemon grass colonic cleanse.
70 posted on 02/04/2014 11:45:15 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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quote:

To: Secret Agent Man
To be incredibly heartless, cruel, and blunt -
if the author has been that “white guilted”, she should just off herself.


73 posted on 2/4/2014 1:45:39 PM by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway; wardaddy
I hold idiots like this in complete contempt. Her blubbering white guilt and her shame over her “white girl body” are responsible for the fact that black mobs can beat & kill whites with no fear of retribution.

Call me crazy, but if someone is openly hostile to me, my reaction is not going to be tears or whispering, “Are you okay?”


79 posted on 2/4/2014 1:49:12 PM by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Oh, bite me. This has nothing to do with skin color..it’s about the poor dear newcmer being heavyset. If she had been white she would have also felt bad and gotten upset that she didn’t fit in. Same if she had been over 50. This racist woman puts it all on skin color.


27 posted on 2/4/2014 1:20:16 PM by Yaelle
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
She is race obsessed. So I’ll predict she’s a Democrat.

Because as a rule, Democrats are race obsessed, and the race obsessed are Democrats.

Its just one of the rules of the universe.


59 posted on 2/4/2014 1:34:43 PM by marron
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Being hyper-aware of race makes you a.......RACIST!


91 posted on 2/4/2014 1:57:52 PM by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Negrophobia.
Must vote for Obama to feel better.
Obama must run again.
Must give him best chance we can after all, he is black.
Its coming people, Its coming!


112 posted on 2/4/2014 2:30:59 PM by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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quote:

To: nickcarraway
Could it be that black people are smart enough to avoid yoga?


42 posted on 02/04/2014 11:24:52 AM PST by dalereed
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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

quote:

Praying and feeling confident that Ken Ham of the Creation Museum will lead America one step closer to unanimously accepting Creation and forever abolishing the so called theory of evolution from our schools and colleges,
1 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 1:12:04 PM by Oliviaforever

:allears: One step closer!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

quote:

I don't believe Nye has any serious engineering or science background.

Nye is a far, far, far left puke who is rabid in his belief that climate change is caused solely by man.

Whatever you read about his background is probably lies put out to make this fraud seem smart.

If read Nye blatherings they are all extreme leftist talking points.
40 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 2:02:08 PM by sand88 (We can never legislate our way back to Liberty)

quote:

Nye began his career in Seattle at Boeing, where, among other things, he starred in training films and developed a hydraulic pressure resonance suppressor still used in the 747. Later, he worked as a consultant in the aeronautics industry.

Yeah, this guy doesn't have a serious engineering or science background at all!

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Feb 4, 2014

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

quote:

To: WashingtonSource
. . Jen could go in blackface . . . . You owe me a laptop, FRiend, this one is now soaked in lemon grass colonic cleanse.
70 posted on 02/04/2014 11:45:15 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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Lemon grass colonic cleanse? The hell is that?

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OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Lemon grass colonic cleanse? The hell is that?

Sounds like something would be hard to spray over his screen. Unless he really can't tell his head from his rear end...

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