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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Can't post the screenshot but Kurt Angle says

For the Rumors going around, I'm Having Simple Orthoscopic Surgery for Cartilage tear in my knee. I'm not in "bad shape"

See guys he's fine, we were worried for nothing.

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

oldpainless posted:

Angle tweet

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Steen owns

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@Brazzers 54m
Hey @CMPunk, since you're no longer doing the whole wrestling thing...wanna do porn? We can even listen to Minor Threat the entire time.

I'd probably watch it

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yuriy posted:

I'd probably watch it

CM Porn

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
I watched Chyna and XPac do a porn. CM Punk would be a huge step up.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Bigass Moth posted:

I watched Chyna and XPac do a porn. CM Punk would be a huge step up.

I watched Chyna painted green playing She Hulk in a porn. I think that might have been the lowest moment of my entire life, actually.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

TheJoker138 posted:

I watched Chyna painted green playing She Hulk in a porn. I think that might have been the lowest moment of my entire life, actually.

Hers too, don't feel too bad.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
CM Punk is no AR Fox.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Yuriy posted:

I'd probably watch it
Breast In The World?

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Kifisonfire posted:

Breast In The World?

IT'S CUMIN TIMEEEEEE!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Tyson Tomko posted:

IT'S CUMIN TIMEEEEEE!

"HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! THE ANALCONDA VICE!"

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

I Before E posted:

"HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! THE ANALCONDA VICE!"

"WHAT DO MY TESTICLES SAY?"

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Black Is Black posted:

"WHAT DO MY TESTICLES SAY?"
Imagining him saying that to the koala is pretty great.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Black Is Black posted:

"WHAT DO MY TESTICLES SAY?"

"OPEN YOUR LEGS! WHAT DO YOU SEE?"

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
It's slobberin' time?

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008

Really? No CM Spunk?

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
Phil Brooks Fills Brooke

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
CM Punk in "Goes Too Deep"

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

he hits his finisher, then goes to sleep :v:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
I hope they find that stripper to run in during the proceedings to yell "YOU'RE A WHOOOOORRRRRE!" at him.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Hell of a gambit to try and see if you can get AJ Lee into porn by Brazzers, there.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Hell of a gambit to try and see if you can get AJ Lee into porn by Brazzers, there.

#AJAll

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


what the

post tweets.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Prince Devitt posted:

.@CMPunk i have a lovely new BULLETCLUB T-Shirt waiting for you with 'CM PUNK Best in the World' on the back. pic.twitter.com/lsiBkSx9sW

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Tyson Tomko posted:

IT'S CUMIN TIMEEEEEE!

I say this when making my pulled pork every time.

e: oh you meant semen

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
it's still about pulling your pork though

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Oh that Steen

Kevin Steen posted:

Dear @ringofhonor,

You booked my flight for this Saturday with @AmericanAir. If I don't make it in time, don't wonder why.

Love,
Kevin

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Yikes, it took the tattoos for me to recognise Festus/Gallows/DOC.

Devitt's long sleeves are not a good look.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
He looks stunningly like Warlord from his Powers of Pain days. Which may be intentional.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

I like the sleeves. The Young Bucks look like absolute dorks though.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

epitasis posted:

I like the sleeves. The Young Bucks look like absolute dorks though.

That's pretty much their gimmick. Dorks who steal the show. Like the Hardyz, but with less meth (hopefully).

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


El Gallinero Gros posted:

That's pretty much their gimmick. Dorks who steal the show. Like the Hardyz, but with less meth (hopefully).

They don't even drink so I doubt they're doing any drugs. Good Christian boys.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
http://instagram.com/p/kFF1lYCoMs/

God I miss these two. RIP Kaitlyn

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That's pretty much their gimmick. Dorks who steal the show. Like the Hardyz, but with less meth (hopefully).

Also superkicks so so many superkicks.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Sigma posted:

http://instagram.com/p/kFF1lYCoMs/

God I miss these two. RIP Kaitlyn

Big E continuing to be one of the people ever.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

Big E continuing to be one of the people ever.

http://instagram.com/p/ip5XbOCoPX/ :D

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Finally something I can agree with Lance Storm on.

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lords of Pain posted:

At an appearance on tour in India this week, WrestlingINC.com reader Gaurav Kumar asked Colt Cabana about CM Punk's situation with WWE. Colt told the fan that Punk leaving is not a work and that Punk has been upset for a while about his position in the company.

When asked if Punk would return before this year's WrestleMania pay-per-view, Colt replied, "I don't think so, he's pretty pissed off right now. But never say never."

Colt Cabana on Twitter posted:

Some dude in INDIA has been lying about me talking about Punk. I'm sorry yall but Internets been lying. I think he's dead.

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