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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age

it starts off using "consent" but then switches to "consert"
and mexico apparently has a marriage age of 18 unless you're a male or female

i love poorly presented data on wikipedia :allears:

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

hubris.height posted:

i love poorly presented data on wikipedia :allears:

youd think this would be one of the articles that autism would clean up

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
As a book (simplified Chinese: 书; traditional Chinese: 書; pinyin: shū) is a Mandarin homophone of "loss" (simplified Chinese: 输; traditional Chinese: 輸; pinyin: shū), carrying or looking at a book (simplified Chinese: 带书, 看书; traditional Chinese: 帶書, 看書; pinyin: dài shū, kàn shū) where people are taking a risk, such as gambling or investing in stocks, may be considered to invite bad luck and loss (simplified Chinese: 带输, 看输; traditional Chinese: 帶輸, 看輸; pinyin: dài shū, kàn shū). This bad luck does not apply to carrying or reading newspapers (simplified Chinese: 带报, 看报; traditional Chinese: 帶報, 看報; pinyin: dàibào, kànbào) as newspapers (simplified Chinese: 报纸; traditional Chinese: 報紙; pinyin: bàozhǐ) are not books.[2]

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
yeah how weird for a table to go uncorrected for so long, what has happened to the wikipedia spergs

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Mandarin homophone

mods

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

hubris.height posted:

yeah how weird for a table to go uncorrected for so long, what has happened to the wikipedia spergs

even weirder when you consider fishmech has had a month to fix it

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

text me

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
catte :3:

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

she has 4 arms one side, 3 the other :ohdear:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

you don't want to know where the eighth arm is.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
thought that this was cher until i saw the file name

now i'm even more confused

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
on February 4 2014 Sixx did an interview on a radio show. And he was asked the question if Mötley Crüe will be realeseing any more music before the farewell tour starts. Sixx states that its hard to sit in the studio for six or nine months and write eleven songs and everything the vocals the guitars the mixing and the mastering and other stuff. And he states out people cherry pick songs and go why don't they write songs and find vehicles and write one two or four songs to ten million people instead of eleven songs to one hundred thousand people.[37]

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


i can hear the picture buzzing from here

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
No wave was an underground music, super 8 film, performance art, video art, and contemporary art scene that had its beginnings during the late 1970s through the mid-1980s in downtown New York City when the city was a wasteland of cheap rent and cheap drugs.[1][2]

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Sham bam bamina! posted:

on February 4 2014 Sixx did an interview on a radio show. And he was asked the question if Mötley Crüe will be realeseing any more music before the farewell tour starts. Sixx states that its hard to sit in the studio for six or nine months and write eleven songs and everything the vocals the guitars the mixing and the mastering and other stuff. And he states out people cherry pick songs and go why don't they write songs and find vehicles and write one two or four songs to ten million people instead of eleven songs to one hundred thousand people.[37]

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sham bam bamina! posted:

No wave was an underground music, super 8 film, performance art, video art, and contemporary art scene that had its beginnings during the late 1970s through the mid-1980s in downtown New York City when the city was a wasteland of cheap rent and cheap drugs.[1][2]

please stop posting the first chapter of my cyberpunk novella

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitcoin

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Mating in cats is a spectacular event.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The queen, meanwhile, has left the nest from time to time, to hunt, feed, and also to urinate and defecate. Unlike the tom, she covers up her business to hide her scent. Very soon, the kits will urinate anywhere they please unless one trains them. This is done after they are weaned, when they are ready for some kitten food. Here is how to do it:

1. Prepare clean cat tray filled with absorbent grit.
2. Give kittens their special kitten food.
3. Take the lead kitten right after it has eaten, place it in your cat tray.
4. Gently stroke its tummy with one finger.
5. Watch as kitten sits down promptly and urinates. Do same for other kits.
6. Repeat next time if they need it. They will not need a third time.

What you have done is exactly what the queen would do in the wild. You have triggered a reflex which all kittens have. The thing is, the tray is artificial, and your queen may do her business outside. But at least when young, kittens need a tray. Your next job is to call the vet, who will tell you when to bring the kits for their vaccination.[19]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
simple english wikipedia owns

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
An erection (pronounced ee-REK-shən) of a body part such as a man's penis, a woman's clitoris or a nipple refers to it becoming larger and harder. Informally, they are called boners. If a man or boy is wearing clothes, an erection will usually cause a bulge.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
This article has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the talk page.
This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards. (August 2007)
This article contains weasel words: vague phrasing that often accompanies biased or unverifiable information. (November 2009)

The walk of shame refers to a situation in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy. Most commonly,[citation needed] it occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the walk of shame are understood to have spent the night at the residence of a sexual partner (or perceived sexual partner), particularly a one-night stand.[1][2][3][4][5][6] The topic is often the subject of college newspaper commentary.[7][8] The "walker" may often be identified by his or her disheveled appearance and incongruous evening attire, particularly on Saturday or Sunday mornings.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Dogecoins are associated with the motto "To the moon!".[10][11][12]

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nelson MandEULA posted:

This article has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the talk page.
This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards. (August 2007)
This article contains weasel words: vague phrasing that often accompanies biased or unverifiable information. (November 2009)

The walk of shame refers to a situation in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy. Most commonly,[citation needed] it occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the walk of shame are understood to have spent the night at the residence of a sexual partner (or perceived sexual partner), particularly a one-night stand.[1][2][3][4][5][6] The topic is often the subject of college newspaper commentary.[7][8] The "walker" may often be identified by his or her disheveled appearance and incongruous evening attire, particularly on Saturday or Sunday mornings.

wikipedia really needs a "take it to urban dictionary" rule

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
In popular culture[edit]

A brief portion of the song is played in German Guy, an episode of Family Guy, to a puppet of Chris dancing in a similar style to Falco in the music video of the song.[3] Chris describes this as "The Germanest thing [he's] ever seen", despite Falco being Austrian.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
Asteroid 9617 Grahamchapman, named in Chapman's honour, is one of six asteroids named after the Python members.


of course it is

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Asteroid 9617 Grahamchapman, named in Chapman's honour, is one of six asteroids named after the Python members.


of course it is

have you ever actually looked at the names people give asteroids? there are zillions of them named after girlfriends, celebrities, the astronomer's celebrity crush, nonsense, or bizarre nerd poo poo

9007 james bond
8353 megryan
8749 beatles
3533 toyota
19582 blow
1660 wood
1209 mr. spock
7328 casanova
6600 qwerty
55555 DNA
9885 linux
26858 misterrogers
8889 mockturtle
7377 pizzarello
26715 southdakota
3325 tardis
6000 united nations

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

have you ever actually looked at the names people give asteroids? there are zillions of them named after girlfriends, celebrities, the astronomer's celebrity crush, nonsense, or bizarre nerd poo poo

9007 james bond
8353 megryan
8749 beatles
3533 toyota
19582 blow
1660 wood
1209 mr. spock
7328 casanova
6600 qwerty
55555 DNA
9885 linux
26858 misterrogers
8889 mockturtle
7377 pizzarello
26715 southdakota
3325 tardis
6000 united nations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4942_Munroe

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
oh god i don't even have to click

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


ugh. i hope that one is destroyed in a collision. perhaps w/ one of the several asteroids named after various megans

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Feb 8, 2014

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

An erection (pronounced ee-REK-shən) of a body part such as a man's penis, a woman's clitoris or a nipple refers to it becoming larger and harder. Informally, they are called boners. If a man or boy is wearing clothes, an erection will usually cause a bulge.

this is poorly worded and will lead to some unfortunate foreigner referring to a women's poky nipples as "a boner"

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

there's videos out there where they pretty much are,

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Animal_characters_in_video_games


besides being an extremely limited list, of the few it includes it has D0g from Half-Life 2 which isn't even an animal, it's just a robot named after an animal




jfc have some pride in yourselves

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i think it says something that the only entries are sonic, starfox, and memefodder

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neknominate

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


reason #5906 facebook is terrible: this loving poo poo

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Miley Virus posted:

reason #5906 facebook is terrible: this loving poo poo

it's killed more people than planking

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Tanith posted:

it's killed more people than planking

of all the shameful ways to die

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