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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

What's up with Matt Lauer's pants?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:25

Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

Is it me or is Matt Lauer much better than Costas?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:14

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

I feel like he keeps giving Costas some subtle digs, like "haha, you got loving super pinkeye, dumbass."

I don't like Lauer, but I still approve of this.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:18

Not Nipsy Russell: Oct 6, 2004; Failure is always an option.

stuxracer posted:

I really wish they would post more pictures since he said its still spreading. Holy lol

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:33

Vulpes: Nov 13, 2002; Well, shit.

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:36

JerryLee: Feb 4, 2005; THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Simply masterful.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:42

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002

Wife comes into the room: Oh they have boys hockey on TV if the NHL is on break? That's weird.

I was watching RUS v JAP women's hockey.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:52

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

ZombieReagan posted:

whenever they show people wipe out on the halfpipe you can see how slushy that poo poo is, why didn't they just delay this poo poo?

Delay it until summer?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 04:56

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002

Delay cost 23 billion Yevgeni could not turn out his pocket

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:00

Nnep: Jun 17, 2007; 3-2 2-0

curling is the best winter sport unironically

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:04

Vulpes: Nov 13, 2002; Well, shit.

you irl posted:

Delay it until summer?

Delay it until the next ice age, or until global tectonic plate shifts cause Sochi to end up somewhere colder.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:04

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

you irl posted:

Delay it until summer?

For once global thermonuclear war is the solution.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:08

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Vulpes posted:

Delay it until the next ice age, or until global tectonic plate shifts cause Sochi to end up somewhere colder.

loving Texas is colder than Sochi is. Texas, usually the hottest state in the U.S.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:19

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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so its been 4 days and no explosions yet

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:22

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

so its been 4 days and no explosions yet

Give it time.

Costas's eye infection hasn't reached the sporing stage yet.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:25

Sten Freak: Sep 10, 2008; Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.; College Slice

Reports have come in that Bob Costas' transmutation to a prawn is almost complete.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:28

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I don't really have any ill will toward Bob Costas, but if Sochi blinds him for life I'm going to laugh really hard.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:32

Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

drat, Bob Costas is really standing up for gay rights. Dude, you could have just worn a pink shirt or something.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:37

Confidently Queer: Apr 14, 2003; i am the luckiest shitheap in fyad.

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Beautiful

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:41

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Noni posted:

drat, Bob Costas is really standing up for gay rights. Dude, you could have just worn a pink shirt or something.

hope it ends with The Fly transformation

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:43

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:50

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Doctor Butts posted:

Wife comes into the room: Oh they have boys hockey on TV if the NHL is on break? That's weird.

I was watching RUS v JAP women's hockey.

As far as hockey padding goes, if you put someone inside it, you probably couldn't tell who/what they were without getting close enough to be beaten with a hockey stick.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:58

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; <img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:39

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

They're the only curling team other than Canada I would accept winning, for solely that reason.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:40

Big Bad Beetleborg: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

They have a different pair for every match, I think?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:43

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

it makes me think of the abstract camouflage patterns they used on WWII ships

# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:45

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Man, I love the US quiltwork style jackets for snowboarding events. If they weren't $7,000 I'd wear one every goddamn day.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 08:19

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

# ? Feb 12, 2014 08:26

Velvet Sparrow: May 15, 2006; 'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

ZombieReagan posted:

whenever they show people wipe out on the halfpipe you can see how slushy that poo poo is, why didn't they just delay this poo poo?

Because then the frozen dogs it's constructed of would be showing.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 09:55

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Al Borland posted:

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.

it all makes sense.

sochi is nothing but a cover-up.

too bad mulder is a sexaholic now.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 09:58

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

"But must have tarp. Need many tarp."

# ? Feb 12, 2014 10:09

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Rambling Robot posted:

sochi is nothing but a cover-up.

Only until a light breeze blows the tarps away.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 10:26

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

when you have to watch united states curling can you blame him

oh well go eve

is this a legal move

# ? Feb 12, 2014 10:29

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 4 days!)

Al Borland posted:

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.

I look forward to a number of reported missing arms.

I guess they can blame the dogs?

"No tarp over door at night? Of course dog take arm."

# ? Feb 12, 2014 10:43

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

I'm not watching any Winter Olympics at all since this thread provides all the unbiased coverage a punter could want.

Bit behind though, so back to page 8, careposters pls include full context so it still makes sense in May.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 11:42

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Someone tell me there's pictures of what Norway wore today for their curling match. Just saw it on TV and it looked like they were ready for a golf game.

Forget national pride and the rules, Team Norway should get all the curling medals.

Edit: Found it

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Feb 12, 2014

# ? Feb 12, 2014 13:01

SpannerX: Apr 26, 2010; I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.; Fun Shoe

Canada vs USA women hockey coming up next. Drop the puck and then they drop the gloves?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 13:17

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

John Jahr, a 48-year-old millionaire curler from Germany, savoring his 1st and last Olympics

�I am here for the love of curling�

# ? Feb 12, 2014 13:19

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFzMfsXxJU

The Bob Costas situation is getting worrisome

# ? Feb 12, 2014 13:20

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:25

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

ahahaha

# ? Feb 12, 2014 13:20

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