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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party?

He was a jerk chicken.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
(to be said after premature ejaculation during sex)

Welp, that's why they call me "The Minuteman." And it's not because I'm a Revolutionary War re-creationist. :colbert:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Would you like to see my penis?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
I stopped to pick up this fat girl because she had the most humungous tits I'd ever seen

her name was, you're never gonna believe this

susan "small"

hahahahaha

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
why did the goon have cold feet?

poop sock!

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Iron Crowned posted:

Would you like to see my penis?
No thank you.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Poo pee poo fart.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Why did the goon cross the road?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I just shaved my dick all but the tip and now it looks like a lion.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Why did the semen cross the road

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Helmholz posted:

Why did the goon cross the road?

Why?

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Any given goon, including myself, are very good posters


hahaha

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

yeahok posted:

No thank you.

Aww, all the girls think it's pretty funny.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
I just made this up expressly for this thread:

I just got a job at a fence company.
I'll keep you posted.

Mintergalactic
Dec 26, 2012

op gay

*laughtrack, applause, cheers*

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Guy Fleegman posted:

I just made this up expressly for this thread:

I just got a job at a fence company.
I'll keep you posted.

Maybe you should quit posting

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Mintergalactic posted:

op gay

*laughtrack, applause, cheers*

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

lol good stuff

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
How come goons don't use vibrators?

because it chips their teeth

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Did you hear about the goon family that died waiting in line for a movie? Yeah they were waiting to see "closed for winter"

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
all of my original jokes are fat jokes I've already sold to tabloids in case certain famous ppl let themselves go sorry

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


they have this kids shampoo called no more tears, thats bullshit i bought it, still have clinical depression

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

King of Internet posted:

Maybe you should quit posting

It took me a second.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Somebody pull my finger.

give me thread
Dec 29, 2008
OP's mum "walks into" my "bar"...

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
drat girl are you a grand mal seizure because you make me jerk uncontrollably

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
drat girl can I put in your nuvaring because I'll B C N U

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

more like bored-erlands

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I find that getting older, women are like a fine wine: They taste better with age, while men are like a good cheese: they get harder and smellier

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp
I've been told my posts are a joke. So ya.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
women's suffrage

King of Hamas
Nov 25, 2013

by XyloJW
People say that the NSA is all bad, but being monitored at all times has it's benefits. I was about to finalize a date on match.com, and with my cursor hovering over the finalize button I heard a voice through my computer say "No. Don't tag and bag that trail, bro." I paused, momentarily stunned, but then the voice spoke again: "Don't do it. She's got a dick, dude. Dude, she's got a D." Checking through her profile pictures, my big brother was right - She had a dick. That agent had my back when I needed it. Thanks, NSA!

rand
Apr 26, 2003

yeahok posted:

Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party?

He was a jerk chicken.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

that's not funny

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
How many Polack does it take to change a light bulb? One.




It's funny because it's true.

naem
May 29, 2011

Why did the sex thing




becausse

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck

Helmholz posted:

Why did the goon cross the road?

Because he had an autism spectrum disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, alongside restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
GBS goes like this but FYAD is all thiiiiiis

sockingtonsworth
Dec 17, 2013

I don't think you can do impact font on this website so im cashed out already

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


the OP isn't a human being and shouldn't consider ending his worthless life

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
The joke's on all'yall muthafuckas. OP is obv Carlos Mencia and/or Robin Williams :ninja:

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