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Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party? He was a jerk chicken.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:15 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:58 |
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(to be said after premature ejaculation during sex) Welp, that's why they call me "The Minuteman." And it's not because I'm a Revolutionary War re-creationist.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:16 |
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Would you like to see my penis?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:20 |
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I stopped to pick up this fat girl because she had the most humungous tits I'd ever seen her name was, you're never gonna believe this susan "small" hahahahaha
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:23 |
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why did the goon have cold feet? poop sock!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:23 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Would you like to see my penis?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:26 |
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Poo pee poo fart.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:26 |
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Why did the goon cross the road?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:28 |
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I just shaved my dick all but the tip and now it looks like a lion.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:29 |
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Why did the semen cross the road Because I put on the wrong socks this morning
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:31 |
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Helmholz posted:Why did the goon cross the road? Why?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:33 |
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Any given goon, including myself, are very good posters hahaha HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:34 |
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yeahok posted:No thank you. Aww, all the girls think it's pretty funny.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 18:35 |
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I just made this up expressly for this thread: I just got a job at a fence company. I'll keep you posted.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:06 |
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op gay *laughtrack, applause, cheers* thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:10 |
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Guy Fleegman posted:I just made this up expressly for this thread: Maybe you should quit posting
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:11 |
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Mintergalactic posted:op gay lol good stuff
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:11 |
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How come goons don't use vibrators? because it chips their teeth
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:11 |
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Did you hear about the goon family that died waiting in line for a movie? Yeah they were waiting to see "closed for winter"
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:12 |
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all of my original jokes are fat jokes I've already sold to tabloids in case certain famous ppl let themselves go sorry
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:13 |
they have this kids shampoo called no more tears, thats bullshit i bought it, still have clinical depression
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:13 |
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King of Internet posted:Maybe you should quit posting It took me a second.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:13 |
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Somebody pull my finger.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:13 |
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OP's mum "walks into" my "bar"...
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:16 |
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drat girl are you a grand mal seizure because you make me jerk uncontrollably
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:19 |
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drat girl can I put in your nuvaring because I'll B C N U
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:19 |
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more like bored-erlands
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:20 |
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I find that getting older, women are like a fine wine: They taste better with age, while men are like a good cheese: they get harder and smellier
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:20 |
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I've been told my posts are a joke. So ya.
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:20 |
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women's suffrage
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 19:32 |
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People say that the NSA is all bad, but being monitored at all times has it's benefits. I was about to finalize a date on match.com, and with my cursor hovering over the finalize button I heard a voice through my computer say "No. Don't tag and bag that trail, bro." I paused, momentarily stunned, but then the voice spoke again: "Don't do it. She's got a dick, dude. Dude, she's got a D." Checking through her profile pictures, my big brother was right - She had a dick. That agent had my back when I needed it. Thanks, NSA!
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:08 |
yeahok posted:Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party?
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:21 |
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how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny
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# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:47 |
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How many Polack does it take to change a light bulb? One. It's funny because it's true.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:52 |
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Why did the sex thing becausse
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:54 |
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Helmholz posted:Why did the goon cross the road? yeahok posted:Why? Because he had an autism spectrum disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, alongside restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 07:31 |
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GBS goes like this but FYAD is all thiiiiiis
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 07:34 |
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I don't think you can do impact font on this website so im cashed out already
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 07:55 |
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the OP isn't a human being and shouldn't consider ending his worthless life
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 07:56 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:58 |
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The joke's on all'yall muthafuckas. OP is obv Carlos Mencia and/or Robin Williams
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:00 |