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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Cyrano4747 posted:

It wouldn't mater.

Think about it for a few minutes. Between the complete political debacle of folding on such a huge project and the very real military issue of just needing new airframes there is no other option BUT to stick with the F-35. If it sucks they'll throw money at it to make it suck less. If it's demonstrably inferior to everything out there they'll just hope really hard we don't end up at war with someone who has real air-to-air or ground-to-air capabilities before they get retired in favor of whatever comes next.

As a pure nut cutting practicality, (IE ignoring politics and people having to admit they were mistaken) the F35 could be replaced with some combo of existing airframes and F-22 production restart, if you really want yer stealth planes. When you consider pilot training as the key component of western air superiority, you could stick to the designs of the cold war and still be better than any (real) possible air force opponent.

On the other hand - just coming out and saying "We're not buying it, it's a goddamn travesty" might be a nice way to start reforming procurement. If you were a president so inclined.

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grover
Jan 23, 2002

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The problems the F-35 has aren't the showstopper kind. They're more of the "this will cost more money that we thought and take more time than we hoped" type problems. IE, same as the problems at this point in the development of every aircraft procurement program, ever. The biggest difference now is just how much media it's getting. The F-35's got nothing on how rocky the R&D for the F-14 was. Most of the specific issues 60 minutes harped on is erroneous or a non-issue.

The helmet mounted sight for instance. There are problems with it, but nothing that can't be fixed with time & money. When it's perfected, it will give revolutionary SA; until then, pilots have to slum it by flying it the same way they'd fly an F-22A.

For those who missed it, you can watch the segment here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/f-35-joint-strike-fighter-60-minutes/

grover fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Feb 18, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

grover posted:

The problems the F-35 has aren't the showstopper kind. They're more of the "this will cost more money that we thought and take more time that we'd hoped" type problems. IE, same as the problems at this point in the development of every aircraft procurement program, ever. The biggest difference now is just how much media it's getting.

And the number of roles it's supposed to fill. When the airframe's responsibility is limited to something like 'all-weather bomber' or 'carrier-based interceptor' design whiffles are more minor; when it's 'every air role for 15 different air forces' it gets worse press.

Nebakenezzer posted:

On the other hand - just coming out and saying "We're not buying it, it's a goddamn travesty" might be a nice way to start reforming procurement. If you were a president so inclined.

Not to start a huff, but I don't think it's the (US) President's call, it's Congress's. Same with all the other procurement boondoggles. Probably different for the other countries ensnared by the F-35 whirlwind.

Snowdens Secret fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 18, 2014

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Snowdens Secret posted:

And the number of roles it's supposed to fill. When the airframe's responsibility is limited to something like 'all-weather bomber' or 'carrier-based interceptor' design whiffles are more minor; when it's 'every air role for 15 different air forces' it gets worse press.

Bingo. Comparing a troubled interceptor to a troubled "literally every fixed-wing air combat platform in the US except raptors, UAVs, and some weird one-offs like special operations gunships" is a bit ridiculous. If the Army was replacing every single IFV, Troop carrier, tank, and artillery piece with one snazzy vehicle, and that vehicle had serious loving problems during procurement meeting deadlines and staying on budget, we'd hear about it. A lot. Also, the F-14 served for 32 years, while they're talking about using the F-35 for like fifty years, AFAIK.

edit: oh, and also big bombers. At least the F-35 won't also supposedly be a global strategic strike bomber.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Feb 18, 2014

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

mlmp08 posted:

If the Army was replacing every single IFV, Troop carrier, tank, and artillery piece with one snazzy vehicle, and that vehicle had serious loving problems during procurement meeting deadlines and staying on budget, we'd hear about it. A lot.

You mean Future Combat Systems? :v:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mortabis posted:

You mean Future Combat Systems? :v:

Hey, that was at least like ten different vehicles to replace all those things I listed. And we had the good sense to cancel it!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

mlmp08 posted:

Bingo. Comparing a troubled interceptor to a troubled "literally every fixed-wing air combat platform in the US except raptors, UAVs, and some weird one-offs like special operations gunships" is a bit ridiculous. If the Army was replacing every single IFV, Troop carrier, tank, and artillery piece with one snazzy vehicle, and that vehicle had serious loving problems during procurement meeting deadlines and staying on budget, we'd hear about it. A lot. Also, the F-14 served for 32 years, while they're talking about using the F-35 for like fifty years, AFAIK.

edit: oh, and also big bombers. At least the F-35 won't also supposedly be a global strategic strike bomber.

Also if the F-14 turned out to be a failure, there were other options available, even if they weren't as good as the Tomcat program was promising. Hornet, F-16 variant, F-15 variant, or...hell, back then you could start a whole new program and have something in the air in less than two loving decades. The F-35 won't fail because A-it's WAY too big to fail politically and B-there's literally nothing else except to keep flying the same 1970s designs.

Which we have to do anyway.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

Also if the F-14 turned out to be a failure, there were other options available, even if they weren't as good as the Tomcat program was promising.

poo poo, the F-14 WAS the backup to a program that failed.

A program that was supposed to combine a strike fighter for the USAF and a fleet defense fighter for the Navy. A program that ran into issues from being overweight.

Now where have we heard that before?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I hope we get an F-35 flavoured version of this in the near future.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

mlmp08 posted:

If the Army was replacing every single IFV, Troop carrier, tank, and artillery piece with one snazzy vehicle, and that vehicle had serious loving problems during procurement meeting deadlines and staying on budget, we'd hear about it. A lot.

Hmmm, I could've sworn that had happe


.... yeah

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Snowdens Secret posted:

Hmmm, I could've sworn that had happe

I thought about preemptively pointing out that the Bradley, as dumb as poo poo as its procurement was, STILL did not have the same goals of one platform for all that the F-35 has, but figured it was unnecessary. I was wrong.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
That was a jokepost, but that doesn't keep the Bradley from being a shining example that mission creep isn't restricted to airplanes. We didn't rope our allies into abandoning IFV development to buy our Bradleys, either.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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Well, the Bradley turned out...usable in the end, right? Although I think I've heard it's used more in the "ATGM Carrier" role than the "IFV/Cavalry Scout Vehicle" role?

vvvvvv Wait, what?! That sounds like some kind of conspiracy thriller airplane novel!

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I feel obligated to mention again the fact that Ralph Peters wrote a book about how hosed up the JSF procurement was in 1999. Among other things it has a corrupt PMC, a cameo by the French and a false flag bombing of a LockMart plant.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Blistex posted:

I hope we get an F-35 flavoured version of this in the near future.


gently caress I love that movie. Unrecognized classic.

quote:

Major General Partridge: I'm not going to sit here and tell you the Paveway never missed.

Madame Chairwoman: It missed by a mean distance of five miles, and nearly fifty percent of the time.

Major General Partridge: You know, in baseball, a guy that hits .400 is considered pretty damned great.

Congressman #1: In baseball, the losing team isn't killed by their opponents.

quote:

[after redesigning the Bradley to carry a gun turret]

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: That's one hell of a cannon.

Jones: That's the problem.

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: What is?

Jones: You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.

Jones: Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank, please don't shoot at me"?

quote:

[the generals want to add a rapid-fire cannon to the Bradley]

Jones: Where am I supposed to put the extra ammo?

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: I don't know.

Jones: You've already got 30,000 rounds of machine gun ammunition, now he wants to add 30-millimeter shells?

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: The general wants his ammo.

Jones: He can't have his ammo, not unless he runs alongside this thing carrying it.

quote:

Col. Robert Laurel Smith: In summation, what you have before you is...

Sgt. Fanning: A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance...

Lt. Colonel James Burton: And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C. THIS is what we're building?

quote:

Major Sayers: The Brits did a study on aluminum.

Col. J.D. Bock: That would be the same aluminum sheathing used on the Bradley, sir.

Major Sayers: When hit by a shell, it has a tendency to burn, and when it burns it gives off a toxic gas.

Major General Partridge: Goddamnit! We fought a revolution so we wouldn't have to pay any attention to the loving British!

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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Davin Valkri posted:

Well, the Bradley turned out...usable in the end, right? Although I think I've heard it's used more in the "ATGM Carrier" role than the "IFV/Cavalry Scout Vehicle" role?
Yeah, comedy of errors during procurement aside, it actually turned out pretty good in the end.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
Speaking of air forces and cold war, there's a funny story in the news here. Some days ago, an Ethiopian Airlines 767 flying to Rome was hijacked by the co-pilot, who fearing for his own safety in Ethiopia, wanted to land and ask asylum in Switzerland. Anyway, as soon as it appeared evident that there was something wrong, italian Typhoons intercepted it and escorted the airplane to the french border, where french Mirage 2000 were waiting and which in turn escorted the 767 to Geneve (Switzerland). No swiss military jet was to be found at the border, before or after the accident.
The reason?
Swiss air force, due to budget cuts, operates only in office hours: 8am-12am and 1:30pm-5pm
Now that's some solid airspace security!

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012

Cippalippus posted:

Speaking of air forces and cold war, there's a funny story in the news here. Some days ago, an Ethiopian Airlines 767 flying to Rome was hijacked by the co-pilot, who fearing for his own safety in Ethiopia, wanted to land and ask asylum in Switzerland. Anyway, as soon as it appeared evident that there was something wrong, italian Typhoons intercepted it and escorted the airplane to the french border, where french Mirage 2000 were waiting and which in turn escorted the 767 to Geneve (Switzerland). No swiss military jet was to be found at the border, before or after the accident.
The reason?
Swiss air force, due to budget cuts, operates only in office hours: 8am-12am and 1:30pm-5pm
Now that's some solid airspace security!

Russia did a mock attack on Sweden last year and the only response was from some Danish F-16s http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness .

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

Cippalippus posted:

Speaking of air forces and cold war, there's a funny story in the news here. Some days ago, an Ethiopian Airlines 767 flying to Rome was hijacked by the co-pilot, who fearing for his own safety in Ethiopia, wanted to land and ask asylum in Switzerland. Anyway, as soon as it appeared evident that there was something wrong, italian Typhoons intercepted it and escorted the airplane to the french border, where french Mirage 2000 were waiting and which in turn escorted the 767 to Geneve (Switzerland). No swiss military jet was to be found at the border, before or after the accident.
The reason?
Swiss air force, due to budget cuts, operates only in office hours: 8am-12am and 1:30pm-5pm
Now that's some solid airspace security!

I guess that is why you are buying Gripen, since it is such a success for keeping Swedish Air Space Secure.

Fake edit:
Oh wait..... ^^^^^^
Say hello to the Swedish military complex.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
It has nothing to do with any particular airframe of course, hell, even if you dot your country with MiG-21 bases you could run a fantastic air intercept program.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
The difference between the swedish and the swiss case is clear; in the swiss accident, the Swiss air force openly admits that it only works in office hours, which is the dumbest statement ever. Not that Switzerland has anything to fear from the neighbours, but then again why spend money on the air force at all?

darnon
Nov 8, 2009
Continuity of skill, although "office hours" probably doesn't do much for practicing night flying.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Cippalippus posted:

The difference between the swedish and the swiss case is clear; in the swiss accident, the Swiss air force openly admits that it only works in office hours, which is the dumbest statement ever. Not that Switzerland has anything to fear from the neighbours, but then again why spend money on the air force at all?

Because politicians are the ficklest of idiots imaginable, and you want to do everything possible to keep some institutional knowledge alive even if you've essentially scrapped whatever capability it is you're talking about. All it takes is a change in ruling party or coalition and the Swiss could end up with a bunch of politicians hooting about how they need to beef up their air intercept capabilities. It's a lot easier, cheaper, and faster to scale up and revive a neutered, gutted force that at least still employes people who know how to make an AF do its thing than it is to completely reboot from the ground up.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
The Bradley talk made me curious about how many passengers typical APCs carry (anywhere from 7-11) and I stumbled across the German Wiesel AWC :3:.

Is Wiesel German for adorable? it means Weasel


FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I like that this one has the map symbol painted on. Maybe we can confuse the enemy into thinking this is a video game and they'll rage quit?

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
You mean where it shows that this leFlaSys Ozelot is part of Flugabwehrraketenbatterie 300? Those word salads will make em ragequit even harder.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012


It looks like it can alternate as a submarine.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Blistex posted:

The Bradley talk made me curious about how many passengers typical APCs carry (anywhere from 7-11) and I stumbled across the German Wiesel AWC :3:.

Is Wiesel German for adorable? it means Weasel




I thought I wanted that Quad/Jet ski thing in the premiere of Top Gear, but I was wrong, I want this.

e: holy poo poo, it weighs less than a armored hummer

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cardiac posted:

It looks like it can alternate as a submarine.

the floor is baklava
May 4, 2003

SHAME

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

I got to see a lot of historical events and social trends that you young people didn't. Hearing from people who were born after I graduated high school in no way reminds me of death's cold hand getting ever nearer, the stench of his breath raising the hair on my arms. Nor do I hear his smirks at every lost memory or decline in all manner of physical abilities.

So there.

I saw the wall come down while in a college dorm that had cable. I went to tell the other students but none of them knew what the Berlin Wall was, or why it was important.

That my generation was inferior is one of the things that makes me believe in progress :unsmith:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I knew a guy in the Berlin Brigade when the wall "fell". He said it was pretty loving surreal.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

fap fap SPLOOGE posted:


That my generation was inferior is one of the things that makes me believe in progress :unsmith:

Your generation was nothing special in that regard. The last time I bothered to ask a classroom full of students if they knew there was a civil war in Syria only 3 out of ~25 raised their hands.

The vast majority of people are deeply ignorant of what goes on outside their immediate surroundings, their immediate family and friends, and whatever aspects of contemporary culture they follow and engage with. It's been that way for basically forever and probably will remain that way for just as long.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

FrozenVent posted:

I like that this one has the map symbol painted on. Maybe we can confuse the enemy into thinking this is a video game and they'll rage quit?

Either that or the new Wargame has great graphics.

I can't stress how fun W:ALB is.

Also, on dumb people, there was a cute blond that worked with me. Early 20's, probably born around 1990. I got talking with another guy about the Cold War and she was asking general questions about it, so one of my answers had Warsaw Pact in it.

"What's the Warsaw Pact?"

Honest question, but funny and sad at the same time. So we were giving her poo poo about it when an older guy walks past and asks about the joke. We tell him, he had no idea. So the question goes around the office, like half had no idea. My spirit in humanity was broken that day.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Feb 19, 2014

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I once had a girl ask me if Italy was an axis power. In a history class. About World War 2. Which was a junior level research paper class required to graduate.

Peven Stan posted:

Makes me wonder how effective those systems would be against actual opponents instead of lazy drones flying in a straight line

This is from a while ago, but AMD systems get plenty of testing against aggressively maneuvering aircraft as well as aircraft employing countermeasures. Also, FWIW, the F-18 Patriot killed in a frat saw the launch and tried to evade.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Feb 19, 2014

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


mlmp08 posted:

I once had a girl ask me if Italy was an axis power.

To be fair, it doesn't have a yes-or-no answer. :v:

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Nebakenezzer posted:

I thought I wanted that Quad/Jet ski thing in the premiere of Top Gear, but I was wrong, I want this.

e: holy poo poo, it weighs less than a armored hummer

If you are familiar with Canada's "15 year rule" when it comes to importing cars, this is more possible than you might think. There's at least one guy in BC who putts around the backwoods in some kind of ex-Soviet 8x8 SSM carrier that he imported this way. Spend a couple grand for shipping, rig up some taillights and turn signals, get classic car insurance and you can put a plate on it and drive it to work every day.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Throatwarbler posted:

If you are familiar with Canada's "15 year rule" when it comes to importing cars, this is more possible than you might think. There's at least one guy in BC who putts around the backwoods in some kind of ex-Soviet 8x8 SSM carrier that he imported this way. Spend a couple grand for shipping, rig up some taillights and turn signals, get classic car insurance and you can put a plate on it and drive it to work every day.

If you do this, be sure to visit Doccers's house and take a photo. It'd be better with the 8x8 SSM carrier.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I will drive to work in one of those screw drive things

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


I'd find it really hard to resist the urge to build a mockup missile for my SSM carrier if I had one.

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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

300 level poly-sci class. A woman in my class raises her hand and says, "Now, World War One, that was the one that was about Hitler, right?"

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