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Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Okay, so the obvious things to do are:

- Ask how big Batista's dick is
- Tweet all the shovel.gifs at him

What else?

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Dixie Carter posted:

It was so popular the 1st time I'm bringing it back. I'm LIVE tweeting #AskDixie this Thursday on #IMPACT InterActive http://bit.ly/ItYVMy

Cross posting from the TNA thread.

djinndarc
Dec 20, 2012

"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"

oldpainless posted:

Exactly what qualifications does Kane possess that he should be director of operations?

could I have some money, I know you got lots of money.





money please.

He can summon flames and explosions...even while wearing a business suit.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I'm really sad Korporate Kane doesn't come out in a blood red suit and black collarless shirt. Basically, I want him to dress like Jim Mitchell.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Gaz-L posted:

I'm really sad Korporate Kane doesn't come out in a blood red suit and black collarless shirt. Basically, I want him to dress like Jim Mitchell.

I want him to wear essentially this, but also still have his mask. But like, the hair styled neatly and of regulation corporate length.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

oldpainless posted:

Exactly what qualifications does Kane possess that he should be director of operations?

could I have some money, I know you got lots of money.





money please.

Hey I'll have you know the man used to run a successful dental practice!

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

We all should participate to get the actual good questions asked.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RBX posted:

We all should participate to get the actual good questions asked.

"How much would you pay for a 3 show appearance by Batista's dick?"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

RBX posted:

We all should participate to get the actual good questions asked.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

HOLY poo poo! I'm seriously dying in my chair, it hurts so bad!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
God dammit WrasslorMonkey, you're already making the best gifs around! You've already won! Somebody stop the drat match :bahgawd:!

With that said, please do more wrestler's finishers as marvel hyper combos.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


It's back.

#AskDixie posted:

What kind of bizarre Stockholm Syndrome masochistic nightmare is this?

how big is hogan's dick

dixie is it possible to escape the leathal lockdown without the wizards key?

Can we have any production stuff left over when TNA shuts?

have u ever fuckd a hot pocket

And a classic from the last time...

@WWEZeb posted:

"@Boomer6575: @WWEZeb You should #AskDixie about TNA.". WHO?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Gaz-L posted:

I'm really sad Korporate Kane doesn't come out in a blood red suit and black collarless shirt. Basically, I want him to dress like Jim Mitchell.

I really just want Jim Mitchell back.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

quote:

TNA Creative ‏@TNACreative 2m
-@TripleH Please tell us you're answering questions as a parody of #AskDixie #NXTArRIVAL

It can't be real, but I can't stop laughing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The Lethal Lockdown question killed me.

It's such a bad idea for wrestling honchos to do this but I hope they keep doing so.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Meanwhile...

http://instagram.com/p/k7c-j_ioPK/

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
That was really dumb

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Big E's videos are way worse since Kaitlyn left.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

epitasis posted:

Big E's videos are way worse since Kaitlyn left.

Uh huh, honey.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

NowonSA posted:

God dammit WrasslorMonkey, you're already making the best gifs around! You've already won! Somebody stop the drat match :bahgawd:!


This one made me laugh so loud my daughter gave me the People's Eyebrow.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

epitasis posted:

Big E's videos are way worse since Kaitlyn left.
The one with AJ was kinda funny for a really dumb reason.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

BIG E sounded a lot like Isaiah Mustafa there.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

NowonSA posted:


With that said, please do more wrestler's finishers as marvel hyper combos.

OK!

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

So I get home after a long lovely day of work, spend a few hours doing more annoying rear end kicking work at home, and decide to check out the forums really quick. Thank you so much for this, it was a treat.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/TNAtini

Christopher Daniel's appletini has it's own Twitter feed.

Castomira
Feb 24, 2011

Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.
:froggonk:
https://twitter.com/SCOTTHALLNWO/status/439360017024577536


:stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009


swish

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




Rack em

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


:thurman:

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


:drat: :stare:

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

You guys would make the same joke.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.



And when they killed my push, they talked just. Like. THIS!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


RBX posted:

You guys would make the same joke.

Yeah, proly.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Now THATS funny.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

oldpainless posted:

Now THATS funny.

I have chatted/emailed that pic to as many people as I possibly can already. Also it goes without saying I'd wear the poo poo out of Benoit's dope rear end 90's jacket.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
God drat that fuckin' 'stache on Hall. Also that joke!

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

lmaooooo

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Hall rocking the Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds look.

Also, loving lmao.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Say hello to the bad guy ayo :xd:

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isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

RBX posted:

You guys would make the same joke.

I would but I'm not that funny.

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