The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Hogburto posted:

The following posters will not be killed by me: Drink-Mix Man, CharlieFoxtrot, Jerusalem, Writer Cath, IMJack, Everything Counts, CatchrNdRy, jscolon ... that is all.

Use a pen, Hogburto! :rolleyes:

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Root Bear fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 3, 2014

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

The following posters will not be killed by me: Drink-Mix Man, CharlieFoxtrot, Jerusalem, Writer Cath, IMJack, Everything Counts, CatchrNdRy, jscolon ... that is all.

WOO-HOO did you hear that boy?
oh.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 04:52

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

WOO-HOO did you hear that boy?
oh.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 05:08

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

You've just got to turn that frown upside down!

:gbsmith:

That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! :mad:

# ? Mar 3, 2014 07:13

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You've just got to turn that frown upside down!

That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!

Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I can assure you my heart is breaking. :geno:

# ? Mar 3, 2014 07:46

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I can assure you my heart is breaking.

You've been out gallivanting with that floozy of a Bigger Brother, haven't you?! Haven't you!!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 08:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

You've been out gallivanting with that floozy of a Bigger Brother, haven't you?! Haven't you!!

Look at me!

Visually this is one of the best scenes in the entire series

# ? Mar 3, 2014 08:13

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

You're cooking what for dinner?

You got the dud!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 16:36

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You've just got to turn that frown upside down!

That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!

Drink-Mix Man, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 17:06

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Look at me!

Visually this is one of the best scenes in the entire series

How would you like me to take it? Go ahead! Have your fun! I'll be waiting for you...
I'm sorry, I can't do it!

I can't find it but, Homer in the the shadows with that snifter of brandy. On the table of liquor that is never seen again

# ? Mar 3, 2014 18:09

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

How would you like me to take it? Go ahead! Have your fun! I'll be waiting for you...
I'm sorry, I can't do it!

I can't find it but, Homer in the the shadows with that snifter of brandy. On the table of liquor that is never seen again

What? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 18:10

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

I can't find it but, Homer in the the shadows with that snifter of brandy. On the table of liquor that is never seen again

Hmmm?

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Mar 3, 2014

# ? Mar 3, 2014 18:45

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

Hmmm?

I don't use the word "hero" very often.

But you are the greatest hero in American history.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 19:12

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I don't use the word "hero" very often.

But you are the greatest hero in American history.

Let's not go nuts. :what:

# ? Mar 3, 2014 19:19

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

The Dark One posted:

Let's not go nuts.

Musically, that is!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 21:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hogburto posted:

Hmmm?

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. :smugdog:

# ? Mar 3, 2014 21:50

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Everything Counts posted:

Musically, that is!

Yeah, you see how you scum!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 21:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

I see we'll be going down together... I mean getting off together... .I mean.... uhhh....

# ? Mar 3, 2014 22:25

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Gin and... vermouth? Do they mix?

# ? Mar 3, 2014 22:58

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

........let's go see Mom.

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

No, Mr. Bont, I expect you to die and be a cheap funeral.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 22:59

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Gin and... vermouth? Do they mix?

Well I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem to be shlurring my shpeech. You're right! Gimme another.

Back before Flanders was Flanderized, he mixed a mean drink.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 23:29

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Well I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem to be shlurring my shpeech. You're right! Gimme another.

Back before Flanders was Flanderized, he mixed a mean drink.

Hey! Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? You know I have a PhD in mixology!

# ? Mar 3, 2014 23:43

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

IMJack posted:

Well I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem to be shlurring my shpeech. You're right! Gimme another.

Back before Flanders was Flanderized, he mixed a mean drink.

Not those peanuts... _{the ones at the bottom.}

# ? Mar 3, 2014 23:59

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey! Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? You know I have a PhD in mixology!

Just ask this scientician!

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

MondayHotDog posted:

Just ask this scientician!

But isn't there any way I can change my DNA, like sitting on a microwave?

# ? Mar 4, 2014 01:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Well I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem to be shlurring my shpeech. You're right! Gimme another.

Back before Flanders was Flanderized, he mixed a mean drink.

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, and your wife's BUTT...

( :monocle:

)

...is higher than MY wife's butt! You make me sick!

# ? Mar 4, 2014 01:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, and your wife's BUTT...

( )

...is higher than MY wife's butt! You make me sick!

Drink-Mix Man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

# ? Mar 4, 2014 01:16

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

MondayHotDog posted:

Drink-Mix Man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

I got off pretty easy!

# ? Mar 4, 2014 01:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Drink-Mix Man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

C'mon, kids. Let's go home.

(But we are home!)

:smith:

That was fast.

# ? Mar 4, 2014 02:03

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Well I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem to be shlurring my shpeech. You're right! Gimme another.

Back before Flanders was Flanderized, he mixed a mean drink.

I'll have... a white wine spritzer_{spritzer_{spritzer_spritzer}}

# ? Mar 4, 2014 03:21