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Hell's Kitchen is pretty much the only one of these shows I really enjoy, so I am very happy to hear this news. May someone finally outdo trash pasta this year.
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MasterChef Junior got a third season pickup before season two even airs.  Hopefully the next set of kids are as awesome as the first group was.
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Kalli posted:Hell's Kitchen is pretty much the only one of these shows I really enjoy, so I am very happy to hear this news. funeralpotatoes.jpg went a long way to get me to at least watch the audition episodes. It's like Pants on the Ground, but inedible! 
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Propaganda Machine posted:funeralpotatoes.jpg went a long way to get me to at least watch the audition episodes. It's like Pants on the Ground, but inedible! So glad I thought to save that pic when it aired. I've gotten a lot of mileage out of it.
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What is this funeral potatoes dot jpeg? I want to learn more.
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Segmentation Fault posted:What is this funeral potatoes dot jpeg? I want to learn more.  Butter, mayonnaise, sour cream, and cheddar cheese. Maybe some potatoes? Just click this and watch him pour in an entire saucepan of liquid butter. Ror fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Mar 7, 2014 |
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Oh my god I thought "funeral potatoes" was a witty joke about the state of the potato dish, not the actual loving name, oh my god
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It starts at 31:18. You can google funeral potatoes; it seems like the Mormons are taking ownership of the dish, which is fine by me. They can have it 
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My eldest sister has lived in Utah for some 30+ years. Needless to say, she's familiar with the dish. Thankfully she's never attempted to put anyone into the hospital by making it. Yet.
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A preview of the main titles for Season 12 is up on the Hell's Kitchen site. The theme is noir crime comic book.
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Ghostpilot posted:My eldest sister has lived in Utah for some 30+ years. Needless to say, she's familiar with the dish. Thankfully she's never attempted to put anyone into the hospital by making it. Better never piss her off, or the funeral potatoes will be coming for YOU! They work like voodoo, you just make the funeral potatoes then you bend down as close as you can without touching them and whisper the name of your target and they will do the rest. DurosKlav fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Mar 7, 2014 |
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So, no Kitchen Nightmares tonight? What a shame. My first ever entry in the most amazing Hell's Kitchen contest:  - 6"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 15 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 5 "C'MERE!" - 35 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 4 "GET OUT!!" - 10 General rear end-Kissing - 15 General Douchebaggery - 25 Food Smashed or Thrown - 8 Emotional Breakdown - 14  - 8Misleading Preview Moments - 23 Also, holy poo poo, whoever said that the theme for this season's opener is "noir comic book" wasn't actually joking.
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[Wha...]What are you doinnnng?! also appears a few times an episode, I think.
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- 1 "IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 20 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 2 "C'MERE!" - 48 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 8 "GET OUT!!" - 48 General rear end-Kissing - 15 General Douchebaggery - 55 Food Smashed or Thrown - 10 Emotional Breakdown - 20 - 1Misleading Preview Moments - 21 (Tiebreaker) Winner = Guy that gets hit with a rolling pin by JP in the preview. I don't know his name.
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Hell's Kitchen Contest 2014 Categories - 30"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 40 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 39 "C'MERE!" - 75 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 20 "GET OUT!!" - 45 General rear end-Kissing - 40 General Douchebaggery - 100 Food Smashed or Thrown - 40 Emotional Breakdown - 30 - 2Misleading Preview Moments - 25 (Tiebreaker) Winner = The Drug Addict
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- 2 "IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 40 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 14 "C'MERE!" - 50 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 10 "GET OUT!!" - 50 General rear end-Kissing - 10 General Douchebaggery - 60 Food Smashed or Thrown - 15 Emotional Breakdown - 30 - 2Misleading Preview Moments - how many episodes are there? 23 (Tiebreaker) Winner = The guy from the preview who wants to eat the goat.
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- 0 "IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 14 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 7 "C'MERE!" - 9 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 5 "GET OUT!!" - 36 General rear end-Kissing - 17 General Douchebaggery - 43 Food Smashed or Thrown - 11 Emotional Breakdown - 13 - 2Misleading Preview Moments - 21 (Tiebreaker) Winner = The brunette lady in the intro at :40.
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Am I the only one that noticed that Jason (guy in preview trying to eat the baby goat) is the same guy from Season 9 who got sick and had to leave on the first day?
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Sticky Keys Man posted:Am I the only one that noticed that Jason (guy in preview trying to eat the baby goat) is the same guy from Season 9 who got sick and had to leave on the first day? That does look like him, doesn't it? He's got the distinction of being fastest eliminated. Nice to see him back, though he seems kind of rowdy based on that preview. I always wondered if they would one day do an All Stars season with the most notorious contestants and others who had to leave for medical reasons.
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I haven't seen the previews yet. Is there the token morbidly obese man who will inevitably pass out mid service?
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Ror posted:Just click this and watch him pour in an entire saucepan of liquid butter. Great. That's the only episode of the season that's online. I want to see the rest! 
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Coconut Indian posted:I haven't seen the previews yet. Is there the token morbidly obese man who will inevitably pass out mid service? Of course there is.
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Long time viewer, first time caller Categories - 8"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 10 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 22 "C'MERE!" - 30 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 4 "GET OUT!!" - 11 General rear end-Kissing - 9 General Douchebaggery - 27 Food Smashed or Thrown - 40 Emotional Breakdown - 17 - 4Misleading Preview Moments - 10 (Tiebreaker) Winner = Blonde chick with the short hair that says "catch it" in the intro. Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Mar 8, 2014 |
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Okay let's do this. Hell's Kitchen Contest 2014 - 12"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 15 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 19 "C'MERE!" - 13 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 3 "GET OUT!!" - 14 General rear end-Kissing - 7 General Douchebaggery - 50 Food Smashed or Thrown - 33 Emotional Breakdown - 11 - 6Misleading Preview Moments - Winner = Jason because he has the beard of a winner. Masterchef Contest 2014 First time/in the history of... - 13 Huge Advantage - 11 "The most" - 25 Fakeouts - 16 Plates smashed/Dishes thrown - 10 Stunning - 20 Walmart Steaks - 5 Winner = To be added when there's any people to choose from. Edit: Also, I've been watching Swedish Masterchef. It's pretty nice, doesn't go for much in the personal drama department. KennyMan666 fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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Coconut Indian posted:I haven't seen the previews yet. Is there the token morbidly obese man who will inevitably pass out mid service? He looks like John Goodman.
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Just in case there is anyone who has missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPpzJAzdpTU e: its on the very first page, sorry!
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I'm really annoyed they haven't bothered with interviews, bios and pictures of the contestants this year. They always do. Might have something to do with the show being brought back like three months ahead of schedule 10 days after the announcement though
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Twee as gently caress posted:I'm really annoyed they haven't bothered with interviews, bios and pictures of the contestants this year. They always do. That's what I was thinking. Heck, even last season they waited until five or six days before to put them up.
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OmegaBR posted:That's what I was thinking. Heck, even last season they waited until five or six days before to put them up. You'd think that this is something they would do at the very beginning of the season, too. Get all the new guys, take the pictures and make them fill out questions and edit as necessary. I can't imagine that they couldn't get one or two guys to have it done by the end of the day really.
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Is the HK intro up on Youtube or anywhere where us non-US folks can watch it?
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Let's do this! Season 12 debauchery commence! Hell's Kitchen Contest Season 12 - 2"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 22 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 9 "C'MERE!" - 16 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 2 "GET OUT!!" - 51 General rear end-Kissing - 12 General Douchebaggery - 70 Food Smashed or Thrown - 13 Emotional Breakdown - 11 - 5Misleading Preview Moments - 9 Winner: liltimshady fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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Hell's Kitchen Contest 2014 - 0 "IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 45 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 2 "C'MERE!" - 45 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 12 "GET OUT!!" - 23 General rear end-Kissing - 5 General Douchebaggery - 120 Food Smashed or Thrown - 15 Emotional Breakdown - 20 - 8Misleading Preview Moments - 15 (Tiebreaker) Winner = Bev eta tiebreaker SHVPS4DETH fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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Oh hey, they've brought back another contestant from a previous season! It's Jason from Season 9, who left before the first service due to becoming short of breath
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Have seen all 11 seasons but this will be my first time following alongside you all. Let's do this! Hell's Kitchen Contest 2014 - 0"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 18 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 10 "C'MERE!" - 36 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 4 "GET OUT!!" - 40 General rear end-Kissing - 6 General Douchebaggery - 86 Food Smashed or Thrown - 24 Emotional Breakdown - 16 - 12Misleading Preview Moments - 21 (Tiebreaker) Winner = Chris He'll either be steady black jacket material or boring incompetent guy that gets tossed early. Judging by everyone's tiebreaker picks, I don't think anyone's posted a competitor's list yet: https://www.facebook.com/notes/hells-kitchen/meet-the-20-competitors-for-season-12-of-hells-kitchen/10151943083381478
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