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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Brunette. Pixie-ish. Close enough.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:16

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Coachade.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:06

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

Cece is bar tending?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:10

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Saint Jimmy posted:

Cece is bar tending?

She's been that for a while right?
(What was that dudes accent? It was slightly brit/aus and then it went gravelly)

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:12

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Way to fire coach Coach.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:12

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

I want a coach Coach jacket

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:12

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

Postal Parcel posted:

She's been that for a while right?
(What was that dudes accent? It was slightly brit/aus and then it went gravelly)

Yeah I forgot the scene where Schmidt was talking her through how to make an old fashioned.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:18

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Cooper, Bishop, and Furguson...

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:18

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

No further questions.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:19

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Maxwell Lord posted:

No further questions.

It's all billable anyway! :v:

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:20

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Coach and Jess make good drinking buddies.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:23

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Could the lady-typer read that back?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:24

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

That transcript. Awesome.

This has been pretty funny all around.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

....this is a baseball card.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:28

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

How did CeCe make herself look extra cute.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 02:29

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

jscolon2.0 posted:

....this is a baseball card.

Best line of the night.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 04:23

victorious: Jul 2, 2007; As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Courtroom Brown was the best Winston's been in a long time. "You want to play with the big boys... give us a call." :smug:

# ? Mar 12, 2014 05:39

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

On any other show this episode would be where Nick has a Tommy Boy moment and turns out to be some kind of incredible lawyer. But nope, he is just as borderline retarded at lawyering as he is at everything else. I can appreciate that.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 05:42

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

"Hold on, I've got quite an eye for young boys... God you're handsome."

"Let's burn all the books, except for The Da Vinci Code."

Ravane fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Mar 12, 2014

# ? Mar 12, 2014 17:55

Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

Maxwell Lord posted:

How did CeCe make herself look extra cute.

CeCe is the new pixie girl since Jess is actually in a relationship.

I'm pretty sure they revealed coaches name as Ernie, or did I miss that from a previous episode?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:55

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Somewhat Heroic posted:

CeCe is the new pixie girl since Jess is actually in a relationship.

I'm pretty sure they revealed coaches name as Ernie, or did I miss that from a previous episode?

They revealed it when Coach got the Coach nickname.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 18:49

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Maxwell Lord posted:

How did CeCe make herself look extra cute.

My good man, this is CeCe's natural state.

Also, "I'd like to comb your hair, you hunk!"

10 Beers fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Mar 13, 2014

# ? Mar 13, 2014 23:29

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Ravane posted:

"Let's burn all the books, except for The Da Vinci Code."

Posehn's lines are always so loving funny but that one had me cackling out loud.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 23:45

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Cool to see the guy from ny favorite movie of 2011, the amazing Australian movie Animal Kingdom, guesting here. Its veen a really funny stretch of episodes, y'all.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 15:01

Bananaquiter: Aug 20, 2008; Ron's not here.

That Aussie guy was really unpleasant to look at. Like his whole, face/nose/mouth situation.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 07:23

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

10 Beers posted:

My good man, this is CeCe's natural state.

Also, "I'd like to comb your hair, you hunk!"

Well, she's normally gorgeous, but this was a level of :3:

that I was unprepared for.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 07:26

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

No new New Girl bums me out. Only four episodes left, too.

:smith:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 22:28

Democratic Pirate: Feb 17, 2010

Nick and Coach made a buddy cop movie

https://movies.yahoo.com/video/lets-cops-red-band-trailer-160013219.html

# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:17

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

Oh man I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing. It looks absolutely fantastic

# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:27

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Twee as gently caress posted:

Oh man I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing. It looks absolutely fantastic

Damon's delivery on "HOLY gently caress I'M A COP" have me pumped

# ? Mar 25, 2014 23:04

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Democratic Pirate posted:

Nick and Coach made a buddy cop movie

https://movies.yahoo.com/video/lets-cops-red-band-trailer-160013219.html

That is the most I've laughed at a trailer in ages. I'm loving in as poo poo.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 00:18

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

I like it because it feels almost like a natural extension of the show.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 00:28

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Mordiceius posted:

I like it because it feels almost like a natural extension of the show.

Nick and Coach go along with Winston to his police exam and somehow, through wacky hijinx, end up becoming police officers.

Winston fails yet again.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 00:43

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

True American just keeps getting better.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:01

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

I knew this was gonna be Jess's baby crazy episode. Just knew it.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:05

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

It's MY garden party and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:09

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I'd watch Nick Miller: Mars Trucker

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:11

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

So these neighbors are gonna be lesbians, right?

Edit: drat, that was fast.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:11

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

New Girl: "Science is more of a belief than anything else."

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:12

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:16

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Why would I spend my hard earned trucker money on an Earth house?

# ? Mar 26, 2014 02:13

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