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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Jase theres this cat named Mike Ricci thats a sure thing this fight night I tell ya


vvvvvvv I don't know exactly how but you'll profit tonight vvvvvvv

Ninja PD fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 1, 2014

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
3001 Christian M'Pumbu* +380 vs Quinton Jackson
Risking $10.00 To Win $38.00

3101 Mikhail Zayats* +210 vs Muhammed Lawal
Risking $10.00 To Win $21.00

:getin:

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Lloyd Boner posted:

3001 Christian M'Pumbu* +380 vs Quinton Jackson
Risking $10.00 To Win $38.00

3101 Mikhail Zayats* +210 vs Muhammed Lawal
Risking $10.00 To Win $21.00

:getin:

Sick boner bro

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Lloyd Boner posted:

3001 Christian M'Pumbu* +380 vs Quinton Jackson
Risking $10.00 To Win $38.00

3101 Mikhail Zayats* +210 vs Muhammed Lawal
Risking $10.00 To Win $21.00

:getin:

cmon man, you know that's not how this works

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
My betting site has shields at +257 vs Lombard. Considering a strong play on that. Anyone else betting this weekend?

outy
Aug 27, 2004

turntabler posted:

My betting site has shields at +257 vs Lombard. Considering a strong play on that. Anyone else betting this weekend?

Shields is a good bet at those odds. He's a bit longer on my site, so I'll have a bit of that. Considering parlaying with Woodley and Lawler for the night of upsets.
25 gets you 800, seems fair.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i've got $25 on a shields /sanchez parlay. they're both bigger underdogs than they should be, imo. looking forward to being wrong.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
$20 on Shields by decision at +335. If I lose we all win.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

turntabler posted:

My betting site has shields at +257 vs Lombard. Considering a strong play on that. Anyone else betting this weekend?

Pretty good value there, bovada has him at +175

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
How can Shields be the underdog? Lombard has shown nothing in the UFC.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Roman Herbom posted:

How can Shields be the underdog? Lombard has shown nothing in the UFC.

He's a slow starter (also has a slow middle and end, which is part of the magic) and when Lombard actually does anything at all, he does it at a million miles an hour. Would not be at all surprised to see this go like the Ellenberger fight.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I have to say, if Hector Lombard knocks out Jake Shields in the 1st round then he was totally worth the contract.

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
On the other hand, if Shields mildly kickboxes Lombard away for 3 rounds much like Boetsch did, I would be very happy.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

canoshiz posted:

On the other hand, if Shields mildly kickboxes Lombard away for 3 rounds much like Boetsch did, I would be very happy.

This fight is such a win/win and I can't even believe it just occurred to me.

l3ruce
Jul 7, 2006

Alot of these underdogs have decent potential to take these fights. This card is dollar parlay perfect.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
How many rounds is Condit v. Woodley?

Yeah I think I might give shields a big push, and maybe Sanchez, and do like a 8 leg parlay with 20 bucks on it or something. Seems to be a lot of upset potential.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
3 rounds.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
I've never bet on mma but shields at those odds is hard to pass up. any recommendations on sites?

edit: wow Lawler is a huge underdog. I may throw some money on him too.

POTATO IN MY ANUS fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Mar 15, 2014

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Check it. I know 10 bux but what ever. Only fights I'm not sure of this time is Woodley possibly grinding out Condit and Story doing the same to Gatellum.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
If you are feeling feisty, a parlay of Lawler, Krylov, Spencer, and Campuzano pays +33000.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
So we all hate shields even more now right?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

turntabler posted:

So we all hate shields even more now right?

gambling thread.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzUvy-jJps&t=345s

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

turntabler posted:

So we all hate shields even more now right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPlK10Rcdk

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


i made like 100 from 15 betting tiny amounts on a bunch of underdog parlays on this card lol, if the bad idiot ref didnt stop siler and he had beat rony jason and the wife beater guy didnt get cut and had won it could have been like 700. and i fdell asleep while bruce buffer announced the main and woke up at the replay god bless.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Thanks Hendo

235156147-1 3/23/14 9:51pm $5.00 $45.00 $50.00 Win 3/23/14 9:30pm Live In-Play Fighting 1001 Dan Henderson +900* vs Mauricio Rua
235149029-1 3/23/14 9:28pm $20.00 $28.00 $48.00 Win 3/23/14 9:30pm Reduced Fighting 1001 Dan Henderson +140* vs Mauricio Rua
235145713-1 3/23/14 9:23pm $9.12 $29.64 $38.76 Win 3/23/14 9:30pm Props Fighting 1005 Henderson wins inside distance +325* vs Not Henderson inside distance


Also thanks lord waffle beard
235141946-1 3/23/14 9:07pm $12.12 $40.00 $52.12 Win 3/23/14 9:00pm Reduced Fighting 1101 C.B. Dollaway +330* vs Cezar Ferreira

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Only one favorite on the entire card won tonight. Don't Bet On MMA

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

MrSmokes posted:

Only one favorite on the entire card won tonight. Don't Bet On MMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I had $200 on hendo-shogun not to go the distance and won 106.

Needed a safe bet after my shieldsing.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

Are you making a joke, or did you gamble on a scripted tv show outcome? I don't get it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Well you didn't bet on MMA so you've got that part right

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i did not believe you could bet on this poo poo so i went to my betting site and found it under 'sports novelties'. for every dollar i bet i can win one cent on the undertaker beating brock lesnar. jesus christ mma seems downright reasonable.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
For our mma brethren not in-the-know, betting on the Undertaker to beat Brock Lesnar is literally the safest sports bet possible. Story line is the Undertaker is 21-0 at Wrestlemania.

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
I'm guessing there is also a size limit so the script writers can't drop a million on a sure thing?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
A 5 dollar parlay on all of the underdogs would pay out over 400 million.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Avenging_Mikon posted:

the safest sports bet

Is it really a sport?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Is it really a sport?

They take bets on it so who cares.

Bet your loving CHILDREN on Taker winning.

His odds are only 1/100 though. Even the bookies know it's a safe-as-houses bet.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 5, 2014

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
i hope you lose all your money on your gay man child soap opera, as opposed to me who lost all his money on his gay man child reality show.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Scapegoat posted:

I'm guessing there is also a size limit so the script writers can't drop a million on a sure thing?

Usually $50 so there's very little chance to profit. It's just a fun gimmick a site can use to try and get new money on there.

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DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
My site didn't have a limit.

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