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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

aas Bandit posted:

Why did this post make me laugh so loving hard?! :psyduck:

Thank you. I have tears in my eyes.

To contribute...go where no man has gone before:



There isn't a single loving thing going on in that picture that I can describe with certainty. It's just an amorphous blob of pixels with no discernible meaning or even identification.

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Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

President Ark posted:

It was in the process of attempting to disembowel that man's dog.

Pick up your dog, bring it inside. Raccoons actually make great pets.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004


human consciousness is ineffable

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Captain Trips posted:

There isn't a single loving thing going on in that picture that I can describe with certainty. It's just an amorphous blob of pixels with no discernible meaning or even identification.

There is what looks to be a Ford Explorer in the background. That's all I've got.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
Every time that picture gets posted I notice something new and wonderful. I only just now realised they're wearing Star Trek shirts.

The Dreamer
Oct 15, 2013

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Memento posted:

There is what looks to be a Ford Explorer in the background. That's all I've got.

It's a Saturn Vue.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


What about the crucifix imbedded under his her :shrug: skin?

(edit) and he's in Klingon makeup?

GAA

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

human consciousness is ineffable

Nah I eff conscious humans all the time.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Dreamer posted:

It's a Saturn Vue.

We haven't got those here; I thought it looked a little odd but Explorer was as close as I could call it. Now on the off chance that this starts a "what SUV is that?" derail, funny pictures!

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Nice braces, baldy.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Nice braces, baldy.

Oof, braces and bald has to be the worst possible combo. The agony of pubescence and middle age at the same time! Add in acne scars so you know his teenage years actually sucked and I'd almost feel bad for the dude and his visorpee.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

There's a reason they call it Knifecrime Island

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The saddest thing, knowing you could pull off the greatest Yoda cosplay but liking Star Trek better.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

My register at work will ask for proof of age when I scan plastic knives. It is the most ridiculous thing.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
The Walking Dead TV series has really gone downhill since they dropped the budget!

aas Bandit posted:

Why did this post make me laugh so loving hard?! :psyduck:

Thank you. I have tears in my eyes.

To contribute...go where no man has gone before:


Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


"What car are we in?"

"FIVE FIVE"

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

funtax posted:

This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases.



What is that chunk of whatever that flies off the racoon and lands on the ledge beside the stairs?

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Chrpno posted:

"What car are we in?"

"FIVE FIVE"

:golfclap:

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Wade Wilson posted:

What is that chunk of whatever that flies off the racoon and lands on the ledge beside the stairs?

Probably some of the dog.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

...pride parade or Star Trek convention?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VanSandman posted:

...pride parade or Star Trek convention?

Just tuesday.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

funtax posted:

This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases.



New shipment of raccoons is in guys! Help me unload the truck.



Content:

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Wojcigitty posted:

New shipment of raccoons is in guys! Help me unload the truck.




I have never been prouder of my nascent gif-making prowess.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

You, sir or madam, have an untrustworthy cat.

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb

Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!
Careful! The internet is catching up to you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Polo-Rican posted:

That's my cat!

Do you need help? Is the cat holding you hostage? If it's watching you and you can't respond openly post a funny picture of a monkey for "Send police now" or a funny picture of an elephant for "Too dangerous, bide time until later"

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Do you need help? Is the cat holding you hostage? If it's watching you and you can't respond openly post a funny picture of a monkey for "Send police now" or a funny picture of an elephant for "Too dangerous, bide time until later"

:(

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
We're sending in the anti-cat SWAT team!

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

Specifically, it's Emilio (Business Cat), right?

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Solice Kirsk posted:

You, sir or madam, have an untrustworthy cat.

Actually, yes, this is true!

Stairs posted:

Specifically, it's Emilio (Business Cat), right?

Yep! I didn't make a penny off the business cat meme, so can someone please make Bunny Ears Hat Cat a worldwide sensation so I can cash in big time? Maybe something about Confused Identity Cat? Whatever! Thanks in advance!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Polo-Rican posted:

Actually, yes, this is true!


Yep! I didn't make a penny off the business cat meme, so can someone please make Bunny Ears Hat Cat a worldwide sensation so I can cash in big time? Maybe something about Confused Identity Cat? Whatever! Thanks in advance!

Sorry, the meme thread is currently busy being freaked out by a fruity nursery rhyme video about sad apples that eating sugar and telling lies. We'll get to you as soon as we're done.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

PainterofCrap posted:

(edit) and he's in Klingon makeup?


I guess that makes a lot more sense than being in blackface in order to do Geordi LaForge cosplay.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer


I also cant figure out what a "Zhills Tuxedo" is but I apparently bought it and have now submitted it for expenses.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:







Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

bunnielab posted:



I also cant figure out what a "Zhills Tuxedo" is but I apparently bought it and have now submitted it for expenses.

Did you buy Zephyrhills Water? Those shrink wrapped 24 packs are called tuxedo packs.

\/\/\/ Clearly. I was addressing his statement independent of that.

Joey Freshwater has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Mar 13, 2014

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

MindlessHavok posted:

Did you buy Zephyrhills Water? Those shrink wrapped 24 packs are called tuxedo packs.

I think the funny is supposed to be the fresh bronies delivered daily.

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