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beetee
May 10, 2006
Guys, I'm done. So'll be over here ok?

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
lol Color me surprised the fresh culinary school graduate has no idea what she's doing

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
The women hate each other already.
Is this a record?

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011
How do any of these people work in restaurants? This can't be real.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
Sandra, you need to know whrn it's going out.

See?

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Wow Blue is bad but Red is melting down

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Man did I undercount the douchbaggery.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Holy poo poo, we're already at first breakdown?

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
It kills me that it's like these folks have never actually watched the show and maybe tried to learn to cook the dishes in the show properly prior to being on it.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

This is going to be a trainwreck of a season. A beautiful, glorious trainwreck that will burst into flames, kill countless people and poison the earth for years.


And I will watch every minute

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
It's been awhile sine last season, but has there been a start this rough?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Kammat posted:

Man did I undercount the douchbaggery.

:smug: After last year, I went into triple digits.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
Using your fingers to taste the risotto...isn't that usually an automatic :dogout:?

beetee
May 10, 2006

goku im piss posted:

It kills me that it's like these folks have never actually watched the show and maybe tried to learn to cook the dishes in the show properly prior to being on it.

Seriously, Scallops: Learn to cook them in your sleep.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

beetee posted:

Guys, I'm done. So'll be over here ok?

:effort: Do whatever, I'm cool.


Holy poo poo, starting the :get out: counter early!

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
They really went all out on the casting this time, huh?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
oh Hell's Kitchen, how I've missed you. :allears:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Ghostpilot posted:

It's been awhile sine last season, but has there been a start this rough?

Honestly doesn't seem noticeably worse than the majority of Hell's Kitchen opening dinner services. They're almost always disasters.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
"This is how I want Hell's Kitchen to run every time. Can you do that?" Shockingly, the answer is no.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

goku im piss posted:

It kills me that it's like these folks have never actually watched the show and maybe tried to learn to cook the dishes in the show properly prior to being on it.

That's because if you demonstrated cooking scallops and risotto, you're out.

Producer: Scallops cooked nicely. NEXT!

Next contestant: What's a scallop?

Producer: Here's your ticket to Hell's Kitchen!

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

I missed it -- where'd the dick tips line come from?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Ghostpilot posted:

It's been awhile sine last season, but has there been a start this rough?

Only about 11 of them.

Ballz posted:

I missed it -- where'd the dick tips line come from?

It wasn't from this season, it was Barbie from whatever season she was on.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

goku im piss posted:

It kills me that it's like these folks have never actually watched the show and maybe tried to learn to cook the dishes in the show properly prior to being on it.
How many RAAAAAAAAAWWWW Beef Wellingtons are going into the trash this season?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
This episode has to be a series contender for breakdowns.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

Ballz posted:

I missed it -- where'd the dick tips line come from?

Season 10, Episode 1: The girls were wondering how can you tell that they're cooked and one of them uttered that line.

deadicons
Sep 9, 2011

Mad Dragon posted:

How many RAAAAAAAAAWWWW Beef Wellingtons are going into the trash this season?

It depends on how often they get out of the appetizer part of the meal.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
NO, Guarav, they will NOT eat risotto that you touched with your dirty fingers.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

:twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour:

Yessssssssss

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Sandra's pissing me off too

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
HOLY HELL
We're already fighting?

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Kloaked00 posted:

:twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour: :twentyfour:

Yessssssssss

WHAT YEAR IS IT




:D

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
Breakdown in Red already.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Chef my dick actually gets bullet hard chef!

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
Come here, you!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Brock Samson posted:

Chef my dick actually gets bullet hard chef!

:haw: C'mere, you!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo I clearly underestimated all of my counts, this group is terrible. Wonderfully, wonderfully terrible.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Sandra's loving her team over hardcore.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...
This loving Red team.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There was like one season where they forgot to put enough anchors on apps and they almost finished the first service right?

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
Wow...Nicole... you have to be gone.

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