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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Hotel Hell's Kitchen Nightmare Masterthread Jr. - As Crazy as ABC
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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 GET OUT

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The douche chills are going to give me pneumonia!

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
 You, you, and you...GET OUT!!!

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 GET OUT
x3?

Oh, NOW Nicole speaks up

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goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
Did they recruit from Olive Garden?

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Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
GET OUT! Hope you heard that one!

Christ, whole dining room could hear this.

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
:laffo: Oh my god! What a bad time to try and bluff! That was glorious!

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Ho...lee...poo poo.

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...
FORTY SECONDS, FORTY SECONDS

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

goku im piss posted:

Did they recruit from Olive Garden?

More like Burger King.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

 How do you get to be a customer at HK? I would love to have a front row seat to the madness.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

liltimshady posted:

More like Burger King.

Tanning salons and mental institutions.

The narrator is such a smug rear end in a top hat.

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
 Somebody best get eliminated tonight. No need for the "To Be Continued" crap in the opener.

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 :nyd: I DIDNT SAY NUTTIN? :nyd:

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 Narrator for best character?

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Haha, the narrator is letting the sarcasm fly!

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell

Mad Dragon posted:

How do you get to be a customer at HK? I would love to have a front row seat to the madness.
I think I remember reading at some point that people have to line up for even a chance at it. It's probably insanely difficult to get in.

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OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Mad Dragon posted:

How do you get to be a customer at HK? I would love to have a front row seat to the madness.

Basically have to get tickets like you would to any other show.

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 lol can i stay you idiot

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
 Mass :frogout:

Can I stay?

:dogout:

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 Oh poo poo
e:Shut it down :sigh:

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Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
 "Chef, can I suck your balls?"

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 BOING BOING BOING

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...
"Chef, can I stay??"

When has that ever worked?

WORST OPENING NIGHT EVER

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PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
I swear the scallop farmers must make bank on this show.

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LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011
 Why was the whole men team kicked out? I'm confused.

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CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
I heard a "big boy" in there about the scallops

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
 Bouncing dick tip?

GET OUT!!

SHUT. IT. DOWN.

You both lost.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Shitenshi posted:

"Chef, can I suck your balls?"

"If it'll teach how the proper texture of a scallop, yes."

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

PaganGoatPants posted:

I swear the scallop farmers must make bank on this show.

Scallops are loving amazing. I wish they didn't infinite money so I could learn to cook them without the fear of wasting them

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dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Is it possible to put everyone up for elimination?

"We all have put finger in food, we all have done it."

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 I say Nicole needs to go. She did literally NOTHING

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dovetaile posted:

Is it possible to put everyone up for elimination?


Bionic Dave couldn't save this group.

Or could he?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

dovetaile posted:

Is it possible to put everyone up for elimination?

Can't do that yet, gotta make sure the hate really builds and makes the terrible loons think that everyone's out to get them.

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Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
 "We ALL have put our dick in food. We ALL have done it."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Gaurav.

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Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
"G baby?" Now I hate him even more

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

Postal Parcel posted:

I say Nicole needs to go. She did literally NOTHING

Yeah, Nicole was just...words have no meaning for what she was tonight.

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goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
For the first time in Hell's Kitchen we eliminate everyone and start over because Jesus Christ everyone is terrible.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

"If it'll teach how the proper texture of a scallop, yes."

:thurman:

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I like the new rule that the men's voting only counts if they use a dumb nickname when they vote and they whip out the finger-guns, too.

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