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strangemusic posted:So this is not a question but it happened - I managed to pull/strain my PC muscles during sex. Didn't even know that was possible. In case you were wondering what it would be like to experience mind-blowing post-coital endorphins and kicked-squarely-in-the-balls agony at the same time... Yeah. I think I've done the dude equivalent. Feels like getting a kebab skewer to the right nut, long-wise.
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betaraywil posted:I think I've done the dude equivalent. Feels like getting a kebab skewer to the right nut, long-wise. To paraphrase Team Fortress 2 - FYI I am a dude.
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Dudes have PC muscles too mang
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Mar 15, 2014 00:09
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Jaw cramp doing cunnilingus is money baby.
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strangemusic posted:To paraphrase Team Fortress 2 - FYI I am a dude. Yeah generally women don't use "kicked squarely in the balls" as a pain-level reference point.
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My girlfriend hates both cunnilingus and kissing because "Tongues are slimy and gross." I have no idea what to do, but I wish she told me the kissing thing like three years ago when we met. Remember people, communicate with your partners.
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Mar 15, 2014 03:33
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I don't know what to say, man. Tongues are straight up hot.
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Mar 15, 2014 03:41
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Turtlicious posted:My girlfriend hates both cunnilingus and kissing because "Tongues are slimy and gross." I have no idea what to do, but I wish she told me the kissing thing like three years ago when we met. Remember people, communicate with your partners. Wow. If tongues are slimy and gross, what are genitals?
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Mar 15, 2014 15:40
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Masonity posted:Wow. If tongues are slimy and gross, what are genitals?
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FactsAreUseless posted:Bone dry, thanks to the no-kissing rule.  Yeah, pretty much, we're allowed to do strictly PiV sex, or anal. Anything else is right out.
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Mar 15, 2014 18:48
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Turtlicious posted:communicate with your partners.
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slap me silly posted:Speaking of which: "Sweetheart, this no-tongue thing isn't working for me. So much so that I'm posting about it on an internet comedy forum. I want to work with you to figure out how to get what I need." I was trying to say that I was upset my girlfriend went three years being squicked out, rather then being hung up on my own stuff.
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Turtlicious posted:I was trying to say that I was upset my girlfriend went three years being squicked out, rather then being hung up on my own stuff. Both sides should upset you. There's no way I could live in a relationship with no kissing or tongues ever touching anything ever. No matter how great the girl. I do like the fact that anal (presumably with lube) is fine while kissing isn't. I don't personally see anal as gross but there's a far better argument for anal with lube being both slimy and gross than kissing.
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Turtlicious posted:I was trying to say that I was upset my girlfriend went three years being squicked out, rather then being hung up on my own stuff. Still, this is a pretty big communication oversight. Something you should probably talk about to avoid any more large surprises in the future.
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She probably doesnt want your mouth near her pussy because you literally weigh 500 pounds and your mouth reeks of ranch dressing and rotting meat.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:She probably doesnt want your mouth near her pussy because you literally weigh 500 pounds and your mouth reeks of ranch dressing and rotting meat. That's because your mom won't use the douche I bought her.
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Turtlicious posted:
You can put your stick in her pooper but you can't kiss her? 
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Masonity posted:Wow. If tongues are slimy and gross, what are genitals? I like tongue stuff, and would definitely consider it weird if my wife outlawed it in our play. I'm not sure it'd be a dealbreaker, though because I like mouth stuff just as much. The following is very hot: Lips on lips (dry). Sharing breathing. Nuzzling. Lips on nipples (giving and receiving). Lips (dry) on genitals. Have you tried that? And for you - have her bring in moisture with other things using her hands,like lube and ice cubes and such.
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Captain Finance posted:I like tongue stuff, and would definitely consider it weird if my wife outlawed it in our play. I'm not sure it'd be a dealbreaker, though because I like mouth stuff just as much. The following is very hot: Not sure if you quoted the wrong person here, as the wife and I are all for lips and tongues and have a healthy appreciation for lubes. I'm not sure id be a big fan of dry lipped kissing or oral though. That sounds both uncomfortable and logistically difficult. And shared breathing sounds creepy.
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Girls just get hung up on weird stuff when it comes to sex. I don't even get it. You put the sausage in the bun and some times it's fun.
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Is there any other reason why your partner does not like tongues other than them being slimy and gross? I mean, I don't like anal because it sounds gross to me, but I also need to be able to sit on my rear end for at least 12 hours a day. (At least when you're physically disabled like me you have a valid excuse.) I'm worried something could end up injuring my rear end during anal and getting an rear end injury is not good for my daily life.
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Splurgerwitzl posted:Girls just get hung up on weird stuff when it comes to sex. I don't even get it. You put the sausage in the bun and some times it's fun. Those women, am I right guys?  But seriously, everyone gets sexual hang-ups. It's not some "girls only" thing.
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If I was having sex with men I'm sure I could share a more nuanced perspective, but alas it's just not in the cards for me at this time.
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Kimmalah posted:Those women, am I right guys? Yeah, some men find shaved pussy gross, while others are skeeved out by one hair.
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Masonity posted:Not sure if you quoted the wrong person here, as the wife and I are all for lips and tongues and have a healthy appreciation for lubes. Whoops. Yes, of course I quoted the wrong person. A couple people have tried to help out Turtlicious, you among them. Don't knock breathing together, though: while not something I recommend doing all the time, on rare occasions it can be amazing (very intimate and, of course, makes you a bit lightheaded). My response about dry kissing stuff - which is hot - refers to THIS QUOTE BELOW: My girlfriend hates both cunnilingus and kissing because "Tongues are slimy and gross." I have no idea what to do, but I wish she told me the kissing thing like three years ago when we met. Remember people, communicate with your partners. Captain Finance fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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Nah it's literally just "I don't like tongues touching me they have a weird texture." I don't really need tongue stuff to be emotionally / sexually satisfied, I just felt lovely not knowing she had that hangup for so long.
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Splurgerwitzl posted:If I was having sex with men I'm sure I could share a more nuanced perspective, but alas it's just not in the cards for me at this time. You really don't have to be sexually involved with men to know something like that. I just thought it was kind of weird generalization to make.
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Turtlicious posted:Nah it's literally just "I don't like tongues touching me they have a weird texture." Well, now you know. You can try to discuss your feelings with her about tongues - I recommend that you still do that - or just dump her. (NOT a good idea) Maybe you and her can go see a sex therapist of some kind about this.
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How easy it is to get STDs from oral sex? Do people usually use condoms when giving/having oral sex?
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ManOfTheYear posted:How easy it is to get STDs from oral sex? Do people usually use condoms when giving/having oral sex? Depends on the STD. Most you can't get from oral sex unless there's some kind of open wound (e.g. a scratch) from which the disease could literally enter your body through the saliva. In my experience, using condoms when having oral sex is not common, but some people are very cautious and use them and that's fine. I personally wouldn't recommend it, since I think receiving oral sex with a condom on kind of sucks. But it really depends on whether you're having sex with complete strangers or with someone you know. If you know them, I wouldn't bother using a condom, but otherwise it might be for the best.
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DoctorX posted:...since I think receiving oral sex with a condom on kind of sucks. Isn't that the idea?
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ManOfTheYear posted:How easy it is to get STDs from oral sex? Do people usually use condoms when giving/having oral sex? I know several people who have gotten gonorrhea or chlamydia from giving oral sex to people who had active cases of same. Oral chlamydia isn't usually symptomatic, but oral gonorrhea will gently caress your throat up. This is a pretty good summary. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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I think that my libido's acting like a dying fish. I'm on SSRI's right now, but my doctor gave me Wellbutrin to help with the SSRI problem. However, my libido is like ping-pong ball. I feel attracted to a picture of hot guy cuddling a puppy and the next I just react like I'm looking at a brick wall. I'm 20 and I have trouble even thinking of being attracted to someone sometimes. Help?
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How long have you been on the SSRI? For some people their sex drive starts to bounce back after a few weeks, some months, and others... well, never, I'm afraid. For other people a different SSRI might be tolerated better as far as side effects go--I personally ran the gamut and settled on Lexapro before things seemed to be normal. Ish. Still not great. (Rather have that than the black mire of depression, though.) Far as drugs to stymie the loss of libido go, I think Wellbutrin is the only thing that's thought to have a chance. Some doctors try Viagra etc. for men but in my experience that just gives you a boner with nowhere to go and makes peeing inconvenient  (which is odd, since boning up should require arousal last I checked, but hey yo)
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I've been on the SSRI for over a year. But the fact that I do have somewhat of a sex drive means it can come back, right? 
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ManOfTheYear posted:How easy it is to get STDs from oral sex? Do people usually use condoms when giving/having oral sex? Related question: dude disclosed to me that he has genital herpes prior to sexytime. I like him enough to consider continuing to see him, and I've been doing the research... so I read that genital can be transmitted to oral and vice versa, does that mean that if I were to give him a blowjob, it would probably be a good idea for him to wear a condom? Do condom-ed blowjobs suck? To my knowledge, I have never had a cold sore.
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Turtlicious posted:“I can’t come during vaginal sex” (male) I've read elsewhere that such masturbation frequency can permanently desensitize your shaft, not for just a couple of weeks. Could someone elaborate?
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Black Shadow posted:I've read elsewhere that such masturbation frequency can permanently desensitize your shaft, not for just a couple of weeks. Could someone elaborate? I've only heard of one person who claims that and as far as I remember he's kind of a quack and never really proven it. Also it only pertained to guys who masturbated by humping things, not their with their hands (so called "traumatic masturbation" or something like that). I don't really see how any of it could be possible unless you're jerking off so hard that you're seriously injuring nerves and I'd imagine most people would stop long before that point.
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So I smoke a lot of weed. Anytime I am high I have amazing sex, I am more in tune with my body, my stamina increases, and I am just overall more "in" to everything about it, making it a pretty great time for me and whomever I am with. I have been finding it out the hard way that if I don't get stoned before sex, I become quickshot mcsplot. This is terrible as for someone who has been sexually active for some years now, I am not really used to premature ejaculation and it has just been loving with my head. Does anyone have any tips for this? Foreplay and everything is great but the second there is penetration, it's over. It's crazy embarrassing and makes me all neurotic and poo poo. Is my body just so used to having sex while stoned that having sex sober has become some sort of anomaly for it? I really wasn't expecting it to be this bad.
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