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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

RideTheSpiral posted:

you should do it now imo

nah, it's my day off

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
kill yourself with heroin

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Twee as gently caress posted:

a good way to summon aatrek is to post this pic




(the previous ones were all deleted from imgur because that fat pedophile complained but we'll never forget or let it go :c00l:)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

sometimes i wonder like how ugly would i have to be to no-joke kill myself over it. for example, i'd do it if i looked like that deformed marine in the pic with the depressed bride

but this guy. this guy's right on the line. i can't decide.
First option should probably be to find some plastic surgery clinic and offer yourself up as charity work they can later use to promote themselves.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



if he got a nose reduction or something and got rid of his acne he would just be regular tier ugly

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

sometimes i wonder like how ugly would i have to be to no-joke kill myself over it. for example, i'd do it if i looked like that deformed marine in the pic with the depressed bride

quote:

Testimony given at a coroner's inquest several months later revealed that Ty's death had been the result of heroin and alcohol intoxication

took him a coupe of years it seems.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
No-one wants to play with the melted GI-Joe :(

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

quote:

On October 7, 2006, shortly after discharge from the hospital, Tyler Ziegel married Renée Kline, whom he met before being sent to Iraq. They got engaged during Ty's short vacation, when Renée's father died in an accident.

This is just depressing.


Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nckdictator posted:

This is just depressing.




Poor bastard. All the plastic surgery in the world can't help him :(

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Nckdictator posted:

This is just depressing.




I would just wear a friggin awesome mask at that point.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mike the TV posted:

I would just wear a friggin awesome mask at that point.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
It's so sad when a white person is disfigured because of our occupation of Iraq :sigh:

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

I would no poo poo do this if I was a burn victim.

Have fun with it, because that is about all you can do with it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I would get a fancy metal mask like king Baldwin of Jerusalem.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Nckdictator posted:

This is just depressing.




war is good

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

kill yourself with heroin

this isnt tcc buddy

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Nckdictator posted:

This is just depressing.




Hey how do we make this guy more likely to haunt the dreams of children? Iunno, give 'em a giant pair of fuckin' scissors maybe?

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
He died apparently of a alcohol and heroin overdose. :smith:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

And he and his wife divorced a few years after that wedding picture was taken.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Fat Ogre posted:

He died apparently of a alcohol and heroin overdose. :smith:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

And he and his wife divorced a few years after that wedding picture was taken.

And here I thought it still had some kind of happy 'love conquers all' ending

:smithicide:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Twee as gently caress posted:

And here I thought it still had some kind of happy 'love conquers all' ending

:smithicide:
lmao

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Fat Ogre posted:

He died apparently of a alcohol and heroin overdose. :smith:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

And he and his wife divorced a few years after that wedding picture was taken.

he probably dumped her because look how fat she got

apparently he was still able to get another gf too

guy must have massive game

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

He died apparently of a alcohol and heroin overdose. :smith:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

And he and his wife divorced a few years after that wedding picture was taken.

lol

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

getting the silent alarm going into banks would get old

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

:eyepop:

It looks like somebody broke his nose while they were trying to put out a fire on his face using an ice pick...christ, there is ugly, and then there's UGLY

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

rcman50166 posted:

getting the silent alarm going into banks would get old

Sir, you're going to have to remov.....PUT IT ON PUT IT ON PUTITONPUTITON!

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

BLARGHLE posted:

:eyepop:

It looks like somebody broke his nose while they were trying to put out a fire on his face using an ice pick...christ, there is ugly, and then there's UGLY

No, I was just born this way. Tbh it doesn't bother me much anymore, I'm used to it.

Kitten Head Ridge
Apr 3, 2009

It is surprising how much space is needed to 'swing a cat'!
There's actually a man who is a couple of years older than me in my hometown who looks similar to this guy. I know he's not the same man in the picture because the man in my town has straight brown hair and often wears a beard, and doesn't have acne scars. It's sad to think there is more than person out there who has the misfortune of looking like this.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

He died apparently of a alcohol and heroin overdose. :smith:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp

And he and his wife divorced a few years after that wedding picture was taken.

nothing about this is surprising

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Twee as gently caress posted:

And here I thought it still had some kind of happy 'love conquers all' ending

:smithicide:

lmao you thought there was a happy ending

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr. Mallory posted:

he probably dumped her because look how fat she got

apparently he was still able to get another gf too

guy must have massive game slam whale holy grail

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Mr. Mallory posted:

he probably dumped her because look how fat she got

apparently he was still able to get another gf too

guy must have massive game

OR he was pulling in some wicked sick military compensation to buy drugs with and got himself a drug whore girlfriend

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Nckdictator posted:

This is just depressing.




What mod is this?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

serious norman posted:

What mod is this?

LMAO

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Darmok and Jilad, at Iraq

Darmok, on the ocean of oil

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I understand he got burned and all but why did he get all bloated like that?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
have you ever seen a burn or scar of any kind

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

I like how he's staring at the blonde's chest, even though its well covered by a jacket and probably a sweater.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Dely Apple posted:

Darmok and Jilad, at Iraq

Darmok, on the ocean of oil



Let me guess this is star trek?
Have a seat right here and let's talk with my friend Chris Hansen

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

johnny sack posted:

I like how he's staring at the blonde's chest, even though its well covered by a jacket and probably a sweater.

i like the poorly concealed disgust in her eyes

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Michelle Pfeiffer's seen worse.

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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Yp9ZL

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