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SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

FogHelmut posted:

Why does it say wm seeking women and then he posted a picture of a guy? Or do I misunderstand the meaning of wm (WoMan?)?

Ugh why am I trying to make sense out of a lovely craigslist troll post.

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:35

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

SnowblindFatal posted:

Why does it say wm seeking women and then he posted a picture of a guy? Or do I misunderstand the meaning of wm (WoMan?)?

Ugh why am I trying to make sense out of a lovely craigslist troll post.

white man

# ? Mar 26, 2014 00:05

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gamma Nerd posted:

That game is really easy to win for real, which just makes it more pathetic

just buy a shitload of those blue cat guys and they steamroll their way into the net

edit: have human being little wakka come in so he can get his special blitzball

# ? Mar 26, 2014 03:03

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

Gamma Nerd posted:

That game is really easy to win for real, which just makes it more pathetic

pretty sure its a joke dude

# ? Mar 26, 2014 03:09

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

forbidden lesbian posted:

when you name somebody wife you kinda cant escape nominative determinism. just imo.

# ? Mar 26, 2014 03:58

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

when you name somebody wife you kinda cant escape nominative determinism. just imo.

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake :rolleyes:

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:00

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Twee as gently caress posted:

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake

nominative determinism at play folks. When you name yourself twee as gently caress you can't help but make lovely posts

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:04

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Twee as gently caress posted:

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake

"My woman" is a classy alternative

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:04

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

how bout "bitch" :smuggo:

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:09

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

"Babby momma"

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:15

Math You: Oct 27, 2010; So put your faith
in more than steel

There is a pharmacist in Ottawa named Luke Skywalker. Who is it?

If you don't believe me, just check the Ontario college of pharmacists.

http://members.ocpinfo.com/search/Search.aspx

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:41

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

Frostwerks posted:

nominative determinism at play folks. When you name yourself twee as gently caress you can't help but make lovely posts

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2014 04:41

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

...of SCIENCE! posted:

It's so sad when a white person is disfigured because of our occupation of Iraq

Goons.txt

# ? Mar 26, 2014 05:16

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Mar 26, 2014 23:08

hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

i think a goon wrote this i don't remember

# ? Mar 27, 2014 07:24

Favorabilis Solitud: May 18, 2006; And that's the way it was.

forbidden lesbian posted:

Yep, I remember winning my first blitzball tournament. Ahhh the joys of being a social outcast...

# ? Mar 27, 2014 14:25

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

hackedaccount posted:

i think a goon wrote this i don't remember

God, there was one of these papers where the kid is like 'YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT'. Even just thinking about it makes me laugh hard. If anyone has it I'd be much obliged.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 14:42

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

bollig posted:

God, there was one of these papers where the kid is like 'YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT'. Even just thinking about it makes me laugh hard. If anyone has it I'd be much obliged.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 20:35

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Favorabilis Solitud posted:

Yep, I remember winning my first blitzball tournament. Ahhh the joys of being a social outcast...

soon to be a vagina outcast

# ? Mar 27, 2014 21:19

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GNU Order posted:

# ? Mar 27, 2014 21:35

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

GNU Order posted:

# ? Mar 27, 2014 22:08

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

GNU Order posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 22:13

BadLlama: Jan 13, 2006

tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

probably one of those human being policies where you can't fail a student or you'll depress them.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 22:18

unbuttonedclone: Dec 30, 2008

tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

As someone who just graduated from a liberal arts school in 2012 at the age of 32, this poo poo is so common. It's more about effort and at least trying to think than having perfect work. Especially in math, you only need to know 75% of what to do, you get partial credit for just writing out what you think you're supposed to be doing. Grading for grammar/sentence structure is pretty lax as well.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 22:37

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

You know you don't need a college degree to be a barista right?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 22:51

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

Bolow posted:

You know you don't need a college degree to be a barista right?

You don't need a degree to be a barista, but you need the college degree to perfect the right amount of contempt for the sheeple who buy your overpriced coffee and self-loathing fueled by the realization your $100,000 loan to study 19th proto-Feminist Prussian literature has ruined your life

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:27

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

GNU Order posted:

Thank you so much.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:33

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

GNU Order posted:

i adore this

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:35

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

GNU Order posted:

that is beautiful.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:40

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Twee as gently caress posted:

You don't need a degree to be a barista, but you need the college degree to perfect the right amount of contempt for the sheeple who buy your overpriced coffee and self-loathing fueled by the realization your $100,000 loan to study 19th proto-Feminist Prussian literature has ruined your life

drat dude, didn't know giving you the stink eye with your coffee made you feel so bad

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:41

Technical Analysis: Nov 21, 2007; I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

No Child Left Behind. Thanks ~~Obama~~ Bush.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 00:13

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

The "teacher" made a to/too mistake and writes like a drunk toddler on camelback.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 00:34

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

I'm pretty sure 99% of those kinds of pictures are just made up

# ? Mar 28, 2014 00:47

scrub lover: Apr 22, 2005

GNU Order posted:

would a real teacher write "page is to big"

# ? Mar 28, 2014 01:02

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Mans posted:

who was the mod that demanded that a woman strip and post pictures of herself naked because she dared to admit she was a woman in a video-game thread?

i assume he's this guy