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Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

Clochette posted:

It's like Steve Urkel banged Marie Schrader.

This but Richard Ayoade.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Meet Jake Rush

He's a lawyer who likes video games and LARPs as a vampire and he's a Florida Congressional candidate.

David... Cameron?

# ? Apr 3, 2014 20:36

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

TheKennedys posted:

Bray Wyatt totally belongs here, he may be a decent-to-good wrassler but that character is AUG as gently caress.

Come to think of it, most wrestlers probably belong here, between the intentionally-greasy hair and manties and neon outfits. Wrestling is fun to watch though, so I guess they get a break.

You may be the Best in the World(tm) but you're wearing a pink speedo, bro. Seriously.

Lucha Libre is usually an amazing fest of beer bellies and weird costumes, and silly names:

La Parka, El Santo and Blue Demon are awesome in my book, so I won't be mocking them.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:07

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Desperado Bones posted:

Before I realized the cape was in front of his arm I thought he was an amputee.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:27

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Picnic Princess posted:

Before I realized the cape was in front of his arm I thought he was an amputee.

That would make him alright in my book :rimshot:

I can't remember if it was this thread or another where people posted "wrestling cosplay" photos. They are as hilarious as you expect. Being a big, huge muscly dude is a very important part of the appearance. Seeing a bunch of chubby, pale kids try it is very sad.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:30

5er: Jun 1, 2000; Qapla' to a true warrior!

Clochette posted:

It's like Steve Urkel banged Marie Schrader.

It's like Steve Urkel was pitched headlong through one of Prince's wardrobe trailers.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:04

Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

1-800-DOG-LAW posted:

the most awkward part of this pic is that the guy is over 18 and is wearing a PTH shirt

# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:06

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

1-800-DOG-LAW posted:

Dude has a punchable face. This and some grown dwarf dude from many pages back were seriously off putting to me. Looking at it makes me uncomfortable

http://www.bandmix.com/ian-leach/

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:24

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Dude has a punchable face. This and some grown dwarf dude from many pages back were seriously off putting to me. Looking at it makes me uncomfortable

http://www.bandmix.com/ian-leach/

That sounds like it was made on a Sega Genesis. Honestly, if he cut his hair, shaved, wore better glasses, took off those fingerless gloves, didn't get so close to the camera and stopped making such a stupid face he wouldn't be so bad.

Also, you forfeit your right to look "cool" when you're sitting in a Taco Bell

# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:13

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

grittyreboot posted:

That sounds like it was made on a Sega Genesis. Honestly, if he cut his hair, shaved, wore better glasses, took off those fingerless gloves, didn't get so close to the camera and stopped making such a stupid face he wouldn't be so bad.

Also, you forfeit your right to look "cool" when you're sitting in a Taco Bell

I got a Quake 2 vibe from it. I see him listening to it on his off brand MP3 player and obnoxiously interjecting into conversations that he is a musician. Like he starts rocking out really hard to his own stuff really hard and then looks around hoping someone asks him what he is listening to.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:39

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Ever wanted to poop on a pop culture reference?
Here's your chance.

"Bring me Solo and the dookie"

http://www.toiletsarlacc.com/

# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:51

funky not a junkie: Aug 5, 2011

canyoneer posted:

Ever wanted to poop on a pop culture reference?
Here's your chance.

"Bring me Solo and the dookie"

http://www.toiletsarlacc.com/

I think I would enjoy literally pooping on a Star Wars reference.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 03:32

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

tomstuart posted:

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

The weirdest thing about girls with armpit hair with selfies like these is that they never actually have a lot of hair to begin with? It always just look like they didn't shave for a week or two.

Or maybe I've just seen too many of those weird deviantart photoshops where they add way too much hair as a fetish.

You must have looked at too many weird fetish photoshops. Most women are less hairy than men by far, and having known enough hippie women, this lady is about average to slightly on the hairy end for a woman who doesn't shave their armpits.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 03:36

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Apr 4, 2014 03:44

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

chaos rhames posted:

That head looks so :nyd:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 04:08

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

# ? Apr 4, 2014 04:28

Tyrone Biggums: Mar 5, 2013

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Maybe my perspective is just being thrown off by the guy on the right but I can't stop thinking about how tiny Wifebeater Guy's head is :stare:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 04:51

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

TwilightSparklexRainbowDash shipping

# ? Apr 4, 2014 06:04

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

tomstuart posted:

So you posted a picture of Bray Wyatt, who plays a cult leader from the Bayou that is clearly inspired by the dude from Cape Fear because?

I mean, you should have posted a pic of his brother because he is super unfortunate looking.

Testekill has a new favorite as of 06:13 on Apr 4, 2014

# ? Apr 4, 2014 06:09

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

# ? Apr 4, 2014 06:27

Otana: Jun 1, 2005; Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

chaos rhames posted:

This is really upsetting to me.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 09:03

Tide: Mar 27, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

grittyreboot posted:

That sounds like it was made on a Sega Genesis. Honestly, if he cut his hair, shaved, wore better glasses, took off those fingerless gloves, didn't get so close to the camera and stopped making such a stupid face he wouldn't be so bad.

Also, you forfeit your right to look "cool" when you're sitting in a Taco Bell

If the dude shaved, put on a bit of makeup, and tweezed his eyebrows, he'd make a decent looking chick. I thought he was a she with some really unfortunate facial hair.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 10:03

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

chaos rhames posted:

That has to be from an opera, right?

# ? Apr 4, 2014 12:26

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

BgRdMchne posted:

That has to be from an opera, right?

RuPauls Drag Race. So it's totally cool and awesome.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 12:30

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Apr 4, 2014 12:34

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

chaos rhames posted:

It looks like someone photoshopped Bieber's face on this guy.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 12:51

Coucho Marx: Mar 2, 2009; kick back and relax

Grrl Anachronism posted:

Mark Addy really let hims-

Actually, no. He looks about the same, really.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 13:01

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

chaos rhames posted:

My eyes are vomiting and laughing at the same time. I am vomighing.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 13:03

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

He probably had the hat on in the booth.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 13:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Paladinus posted:

It looks like someone photoshopped Bieber's face on this guy.

It's like 50% Bieber and 50% young Matt LeBlanc.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 13:45

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's like 50% Bieber and 50% young Matt LeBlanc.

the weird hat sort of reminds me of David Mitchell though

# ? Apr 4, 2014 14:03

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

# ? Apr 4, 2014 14:09

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

Megabound posted:

"Dont judge me!"

# ? Apr 4, 2014 15:18

Nckdictator: Sep 8, 2006; Just..someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7K28ZJS-Ic :nws:

I'm not sure what's more awkward; the fact that this was made or the comments from people offended by it?

# ? Apr 4, 2014 16:52

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

Megabound posted:

This guy looks sad. His eyes scream "Now I will finally fit in/get attention"

Nckdictator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7K28ZJS-Ic

I'm not sure what's more awkward; the fact that this was made or the comments from people offended by it?

Duck sex.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 16:55