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Which religion is the best? This poll is closed. |
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59 | 9.58% |
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| FEAR CLOWNPIECE |
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Thanks for all the answers guys, I really appreciate it. Which Touhou would be the best at driving? Not like stunt-driving or extreme poo poo, like just general driving skills. As far as I know automobiles aren't featured at all really in Touhou and it's got me wondering if cars ever did come into the canon.
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Apr 4, 2014 00:15
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Yukari probably. No reason other than she can use her portals to go through traffic.
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Apr 4, 2014 00:25
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Thinking about this too seriously, Mamizou would probably be the best at driving. She was living disguised as a human in the outside world until recently, so she is likely to have owned a car, etc.
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Apr 4, 2014 00:29
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Clarste posted:Thinking about this too seriously, Mamizou would probably be the best at driving. She was living disguised as a human in the outside world until recently, so she is likely to have owned a car, etc. Thinking about this not seriously at all, Raiko might be good too, considering she was living disguised as a Taiko Drum Master machine in the outside world.  I figure she got some tips from a Daytona USA tsukumogami.
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Apr 4, 2014 00:48
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Sanae is a good girl, she obeys all the traffic rules. When Marisa decides to have a cookout and everybody gets blitzed on Natty Lite, Jack Daniels, and $3.99 WalMart wine, Sanae simply sighs, "Oy vey" she says, and drives everyone home safely  EDIT: The story goes like this-- when she was just a little Touhou, Kanako would sit Sanae on her lap and tell her "Listen bubala. Let me tell you about your great uncle Moishe, and how he got mashed by a semi because he liked doing 75 on the interstate..." The story scarred her for life, and left her with a complex about driving fast. DrSunshine fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Apr 4, 2014 01:15
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Hina could use her stocked up fortune and misfortune to hit every green light, and make every person behind her hit the red Unrelated, I did one more Touhou music thing. This time Magus Night, and I actually really liked how it turned out this time, whoops.
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Apr 4, 2014 01:30
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DrPaper posted:Which Touhou would be the best at driving? Anyone who isn't Seija. She insists on running red lights, stopping for green lights, and driving in reverse through oncoming traffic.
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Apr 4, 2014 01:55
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Komachi could just manipulate distance so that she gets to her destination, any destination, by the time she drives out of her garage.
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Apr 4, 2014 03:17
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Komachi drives a boat, Marisa drives a broom, anyone else is highly suspect.
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Apr 4, 2014 05:34
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Murasa drives a boat!
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Apr 4, 2014 06:36
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Yasser Arafatwa posted:Komachi drives a boat, Marisa drives a broom, anyone else is highly suspect. Murasa drove the Holy Palanquin Ship and Orin drives her little corpse-cart.
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Apr 4, 2014 06:37
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JosephWongKS posted:Orin drives her little corpse-cart. Does one really "drive" a wheelbarrow?
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Apr 4, 2014 06:43
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Clarste posted:Does one really "drive" a wheelbarrow? It has a steering mechanism, and propulsion.
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Apr 4, 2014 06:48
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Potsticker posted:It has a steering mechanism, and propulsion. Legs.
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Apr 4, 2014 07:14
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Clarste posted:Legs. Bicycle?
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Apr 4, 2014 07:32
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I know I wouldn't trust Orin with a car. Her title is literally "Hell's Traffic Accident".
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Apr 4, 2014 07:40
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Clarste posted:Legs. 
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Apr 4, 2014 12:41
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 I feel like this is really relevant to the current conversation
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Apr 4, 2014 13:25
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A classic. Reimu being Dick Dastardly and a Yukkuri as Muttley being the best part.
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Apr 4, 2014 13:47
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The alternative.
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Apr 4, 2014 13:57
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I really love how despite swapping who's in what vehicle both pictures still fit them entirely. 
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Apr 4, 2014 15:32
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Yoshika is a taxi driver.
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Apr 4, 2014 17:27
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Is there a post with all of Invictus's music links?
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Apr 5, 2014 04:50
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pandaK posted:Is there a post with all of Invictus's music links? After alluvion exploded, I asked for a new place to host the torrents but nobody suggested anything. If you know of a good, simple place I can host them, I'll reupload them this weekend.
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Apr 5, 2014 04:56
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They use Nyaa Torrents for the Game Center CX subs over in their thread in the Games forum. Maybe that could work?
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Apr 5, 2014 12:19
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leather fedora posted:They use Nyaa Torrents for the Game Center CX subs over in their thread in the Games forum. Maybe that could work?
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Apr 5, 2014 12:27
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Golden Battler posted:I could hypothetically do this with some assistance, but then I remember my various attempts and failures to work up the effort to LP Genius of Sappheiros, and it just seems like trying to LP an inferior game would be a lost cause. I can imagine it'd be a pretty ridiculous endeavor to do GoS. Just playing normally can take so long, let alone having to set up screenshots and write giant posts and mechanic explanations. Some people are still working on actually patching DoD but I feel it's a lost cause. Speaking of which, SB are rereleasing it with supposedly reworked/simplified mechanics(using their third major game, which I have actually heard nothing about). They're really milking their cashcows it seems. Not that I can fault them, now that they have Aquastyle backing them up.
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Apr 6, 2014 14:26
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I actually did an LP of GoS, although I don't think it would meet this site's standards. Let's just say I completely forgot that I could take screenshots until halfway through, and also I didn't bother trying to read it so I had no idea what was going on (which is probably something I shouldn't admit now that I'm pretending to be a translator). I guess it's more of a diary.
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Apr 6, 2014 21:41
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Clarste posted:I actually did an LP of GoS, although I don't think it would meet this site's standards. Let's just say I completely forgot that I could take screenshots until halfway through, and also I didn't bother trying to read it so I had no idea what was going on (which is probably something I shouldn't admit now that I'm pretending to be a translator). I guess it's more of a diary. I remember that. It was a liveblog of sorts, and it was the first time I'd ever heard of the game back then. Honestly, considering the emphasis on combat over plot, I don't think your way of doing things would be that far off from what a bigger LP would look like.
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Apr 6, 2014 21:49
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This is a real long-shot, but I have this persistent memory of a Vocal remix that had some backing guitars similar to 0:47 of this Sublime song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYN5w4T_aM This is not a joke. I feel like this is maybe a really generic pop-ska sound, in which case I guess I am looking for a really generic pop-ska Touhou remix.
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Apr 11, 2014 07:36
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Do you like Touhou? Do you like Taiko Drum Master? Well, you're in luck: https://twitter.com/yakimeshi17/status/454575793314594816/photo/1
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Apr 11, 2014 12:52
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wSXrU1FOQag Skip to 2:00 if you don't fancy watching ZUN and his drinking buddies play A/V club. After that...oh man! What is going on here? Apparently, as far as I can tell, the new Touhou coming out next month, the aptly named Impossible Spellcard, presents you with otherwise impossible spellcards and allows you to pick your own limited Deus Ex Machina for avoiding death, even including Aya's camera? Also, there is speculation that it might only be a joke?
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Apr 12, 2014 17:41
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The title is "Danmaku Amanojaku ~ Impossible Spellcard". Assuming it's not a joke, it looks to be a StB-esque spellcard puzzle game where you play as Seija and can choose from a list of different gimmicks including Aya's camera.
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Apr 12, 2014 17:56
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I hope it's real, that's a pretty cool concept. Yin-yang orbs let you teleport to the middle of the screen.
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Apr 12, 2014 18:16
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Better quality video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XZ1w-vvwI
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Apr 12, 2014 22:42
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Oh my god. I've been saying since DDC release that Seija is the best thing to happen to Touhou in years and evidently ZUN agrees. I cannot wait for Touhou for Fuckers feat. Seija Kijin. HMS Boromir fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 12, 2014 |
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Apr 12, 2014 23:03
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I'm bad enough at the non-impossible spellcards!
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Apr 12, 2014 23:10
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Who the hell is Seija?
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Apr 12, 2014 23:27
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Namtab posted:Who the hell is Seija? 
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Apr 12, 2014 23:42
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That 4koma would probably be funny if I could read the fake language the writer wrote it in.
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