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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
The Germans issued the challenge with their fart-sucking, perfume-dispensing S-class seats; Americans answered it with the motorized cup holder.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What if you only wanted to open it halfway though?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Only one drink? Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

So that you can bring it in bitching to the dealer when your overflowing ashtray cup finally delivers enough ash and cellophane into the already syrup covered motors and the motherfucker seizes on you.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I just don't get that motorised cupholder lid at all. The amount of effort it takes to get the thing moving looks to be the same as what it would take to just open it normally in the first place.

Not to mention I just wouldn't trust it. What if you went to close it with a coffee in there? Would the lid stop or would it crush the lovely cardboard cup and you'd end up with coffee everywhere?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I imagine it's got some sort of auto-stop mechanism like windows do, where it stops if the computer senses resistance.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fucknag posted:

I imagine it's got some sort of auto-stop mechanism like windows do, where it stops if the computer senses resistance.

Ever get your fingers caught in one? It's not that simple, haha.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

VikingSkull posted:

Ever get your fingers caught in one? It's not that simple, haha.

Ive accidentally closed one on my head while trying to start the car through the window.Fuckers got some torque to them.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Yeah, I don't think resistance is what stops them, they only stop once it recognizes that upward movement is prevented. By then, serious pain has occurred.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Yeah, I've seen fingers broken by those.

Even as an EE (hell, especially as an EE) I'd never want a motorized center console lid. That's a solution looking for a problem, and it's not even a good solution.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

kastein posted:

Even as an EE (hell, especially as an EE) I'd never want a motorized center console lid. That's a solution looking for a problem, and it's not even a good solution.

Which encapsulates Cadillac / GM thinking right now. Like the STS I had -- main outside door handles have no mechanical linkage to the doors, instead, you pull the handle which triggers a microswitch. Microswitch triggers a popper that opens the door... which sucks for 2 reasons a) when you pull the door handle, there's an annoying delay between when you pull the handle and the door opening and b) the microswitches fail and you're hosed. :bravo:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

meatpimp posted:

Which encapsulates Cadillac / GM thinking right now. Like the STS I had -- main outside door handles have no mechanical linkage to the doors, instead, you pull the handle which triggers a microswitch. Microswitch triggers a popper that opens the door... which sucks for 2 reasons a) when you pull the door handle, there's an annoying delay between when you pull the handle and the door opening and b) the microswitches fail and you're hosed. :bravo:

The upside to this is it would be easy as hell to shave the door handles and get remote poppers.

e: Content...turn up your speakers and enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu3S_huKihY

angryhampster fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Mar 30, 2014

Comma Chameleon
Apr 30, 2008

bung posted:

From the schadenfreude thread. Payoff at 1:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k

Why does every douchebag driver grip the wheel with 1 hand at the 12 o'clock position? It's terrible for control isn't that comfortable and makes you look like a douchebag.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
New Mighty Car Mods!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP5p85yNdA

I never realised how spoilt I was with my 944 bonnet/hood until right now. Hi Sheryl! Wait what.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Moog grew on me a lot this episode.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Comma Chameleon posted:

Why does every douchebag driver grip the wheel with 1 hand at the 12 o'clock position? It's terrible for control isn't that comfortable and makes you look like a douchebag.

It is comfortable and there's plenty of control? Cruising on the highway isnt exactly driving on the Nurburgring

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Seat Safety Switch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcjC00J8FaM

NEW ROADKILL

"Now the world's first Datsun 240Z to 4.3L Chevy V6 header for a turbo is done."

I sent this to my wife. Her response?

"Oh, I saw that thing on the 101 heading towards Scottsdale, figured it was just some idiots in a piece of junk."

Well, she's not wrong there!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Measly Twerp posted:

New Mighty Car Mods!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP5p85yNdA

I never realised how spoilt I was with my 944 bonnet/hood until right now. Hi Sheryl! Wait what.

Something tells me the first episode ate a bit of the budget.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Leno finally finished his hot rod Lotus Elan Nothing like putting an Elan on a diet and adding power :getin:

There's a bunch of videos going through the restoration process at his website, too. Now that he's off of TV, I hope he goes more into the Garage stuff. It's amazing how much I hated him, until I started watching the car poo poo he does. Now I think he's one of the coolest celebrities ever. He's much, much better at hosting auto poo poo than he was as a comedian.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Apr 1, 2014

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
"nurembergring"

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Hahaha, yeah I caught that. You'd figure that a guy who can rebuild a Lotus Elan like that could pronounce the loving place!

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfS8iz2NaLE

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Good.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Holy poo poo, it didn't catch fire.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
What kind of Mazda is that?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
It's a Mazda5, isn't it?

e- no I don't think it is

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

It's a 1st-gen Premacy; the second and third gens are called the 5 in North America.

So yes and no.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Ok, that makes sense. The shape was familiar but the lack of rear sliding door tracks threw me.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Don't read the comments.

a podcast for cats
Jun 22, 2005

Dogs reading from an artifact buried in the ruins of our civilization, "We were assholes- " and writing solemnly, "They were assholes."
Soiled Meat

Fucknag posted:

It's a 1st-gen Premacy; the second and third gens are called the 5 in North America.

So yes and no.

I think it's a 2nd gen Mazda 2, the taillights are wrong for a Premacy.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

KozmoNaut posted:

Don't read the comments.

I went hunting through them to try and figure out what that Mazda was and all I found was the expected blend of class warfare, omfg-cool-car-so-it's-ok-to-drive-like-a-knob crowd, false-spine antagonists and incest enthusiasts.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7013GeiGAU

I don't think he likes it.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Measly Twerp posted:

New Mighty Car Mods!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP5p85yNdA

I never realised how spoilt I was with my 944 bonnet/hood until right now. Hi Sheryl! Wait what.
Until the struts go bad and you have to take around a cricket stump like my dad did with his '83 944. Luckily my 944's had them replaced recently.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
McLaren 650S: Track Driving, Sliding & Tech Interview - Chris Harris On Cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMB4TS6sCYo

Thing looks mental.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Those brake rotors are pornographically large.

Torn Quad Jones
Nov 2, 2011
Does anybody have that clip from a movie where a gangster rams a tailgater off the road with a souped up merc?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Torn Quad Jones posted:

Does anybody have that clip from a movie where a gangster rams a tailgater off the road with a souped up merc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5I7lXV9b88

Enzenx
Dec 27, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRNoRlLlsD8

Enjoy the wonderful sound of the BRM V16. It's a 1.5L V16 that revs to 12,000 and makes 600hp courtesy of a supercharger and methanol fuel. From 1953.

Fattig
Oct 10, 2012

Enzenx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRNoRlLlsD8

Enjoy the wonderful sound of the BRM V16. It's a 1.5L V16 that revs to 12,000 and makes 600hp courtesy of a supercharger and methanol fuel. From 1953.

It is my layman understanding that the car suffered from fueling issues during the recording? How wrong am I?

And some content.

Here are some guys not worried about getting some sand in their vaginasturbos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaPCi4sEDfk
Intro ends at 1:48.

Edit: For those that like V8s more than turbo I6s. FF to 14:00.

Fattig fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Apr 6, 2014

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Squeeze
Jul 23, 2012

Enzenx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRNoRlLlsD8

Enjoy the wonderful sound of the BRM V16. It's a 1.5L V16 that revs to 12,000 and makes 600hp courtesy of a supercharger and methanol fuel. From 1953.

I first got an mp3 of that in 2005 or something and it has been one of my favourite things ever since. That fly-by gives me the biggest chills imaginable and it is without a doubt the sexiest sounding engine I've ever heard.

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