Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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univbee: Jun 3, 2004

One Eye Open posted:

Am I missing something here?

First letters.

code:

P     T
R     W
I     A
C     T
K

# ? Apr 7, 2014 03:43

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:48

BANME.sh: Jan 23, 2008; What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??; Grimey Drawer

the letters spell out prick and twat

# ? Apr 7, 2014 03:45

One Eye Open: Sep 19, 2006; Am I awake?

univbee posted:

First letters.
code:
P     T
R     W
I     A
C     T
K

BANME.sh posted:

the letters spell out prick and twat

Thanks!

# ? Apr 7, 2014 03:54

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

One Eye Open posted:

Thanks!

Prick.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 03:56

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

TontoCorazon posted:

Prick.

Twat.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:00

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

One Eye Open posted:

Am I missing something here?

Look at this prick.

e: welp guess I should check the next page first

stubblyhead has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Apr 7, 2014

# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:17

GymnastyThom: Nov 26, 2005; Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I hope his dad pays attention to him now. Or at least sobers up.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:31

Pope Ron Paul II: Feb 10, 2008; GodTube Ron Paul?

Edit: FB

# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:56

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

stubblyhead posted:

Look at this prick.

e: welp guess I should check the next page first

Buckle up, lil bud. :3:

# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:58

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

Frostwerks posted:

What came first? American or cool american?

... American? *gets shot to death*

# ? Apr 7, 2014 06:21

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Bonk posted:

What they call Cool Ranch in Iceland, because they don't really have a concept of ranches or the flavor associated with it.

It's not just Iceland, it's everywhere in Europe Doritos are sold.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 07:58

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Just like here in North America, where the flavour known as Doritos Continental in europe is renamed Doritos Eurotrash.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:03

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Just like here in North America, where the flavour known as Doritos Continental in europe is renamed Doritos Eurotrash.

I see what you did there

# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:07

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:30

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Well at least the emergency services are already there to deal with the train crash.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:56

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

One Eye Open posted:

Am I missing something here?

PRICK TWAT :tipshat:

e: gently caress the poo poo there was another page.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:01

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Are those supposed to go across a road so a car can drive over them without kinking the hose? This took me a few seconds of looking to see the problem but how does an entire fire brigade lay those down and not one of them says "wait..."?

# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:04

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Because there weren't any trains and the fire brigade wanted to take a funny picture

# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:06

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

On the other hand, as the son of a firefighter who's spent a lot of time in firehalls, the average intelligence of a firefighter falls somewhere between an autistic toll-booth operator and a tardigrade.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:12

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

On the other hand, as the son of a firefighter who's spent a lot of time in firehalls, the average intelligence of a firefighter falls somewhere between an autistic toll-booth operator and a tardigrade.

That's offensive. You're supposed to refer to them as intellectually disabledigrades.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:26

GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Maxwells Demon posted:

It's not just Iceland, it's everywhere in Europe Doritos are sold.

Not the UK, they're Cool Original here.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 10:48

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Not the UK, they're Cool Original here.

You are also the only country in the world that doesn't call Axe "Axe" so I just assume you call everything by a different name.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 10:50

Dr. Garbanzo: Sep 14, 2010

stratdax posted:

breh

Edit: This thread should have a rule that every post must have a pic, like the pictures thread in YLLS or D&D.

Never thought I'd see my home town in this thread but I guess it happens. That's essentially the biggest tourist traps in town. It basically just three big rocks in a valley.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 10:58

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

I Am Crake posted:

You are also the only country in the world that doesn't call Axe "Axe" so I just assume you call everything by a different name.

Brits have pretty ridiculous names for a lot of things, but not calling Axe 'Axe' makes sense.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 10:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

the jizz taxi posted:

Brits have pretty ridiculous names for a lot of things, but not calling Axe 'Axe' makes sense.

I'm not sure how 'Lynx' makes any more sense.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 11:16

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

the jizz taxi posted:

Brits have pretty ridiculous names for a lot of things, but not calling Axe 'Axe' makes sense.

But they call it lynx which just makes me think of this:
http://youtu.be/AfkY6RJ1E5o

# ? Apr 7, 2014 11:18

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

TontoCorazon posted:

Prick.

Just for clarification, incase America gets another one wrong, it's pronounced prick not praick.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:04

RedTeam: Feb 5, 2011; SHAZAM!

I Am Crake posted:

You are also the only country in the world that doesn't call Axe "Axe" so I just assume you call everything by a different name.

Pretty much every decision ever made in the UK, be it in politics, marketing, whatever, is designed to mildly inconvenience foreigners. :britain:

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:06

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

I Am Crake posted:

But they call it lynx which just makes me think of this:
http://youtu.be/AfkY6RJ1E5o

It's called lynx in nz Australia and south east Asia.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:12

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

RedTeam posted:

Pretty much every decision ever made in the UK, be it in politics, marketing, whatever, is designed to mildly inconvenience foreigners.

You know stuff like "let's sail over the Atlantic ocean and commit continent-wide genocide and maybe wipe out a few species of animals as well" is not really a mild inconvenience.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:14

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

You know stuff like "let's sail over the Atlantic ocean and commit continent-wide genocide and maybe wipe out a few species of animals as well" is not really a mild inconvenience.

Well, Brits love understatement.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:19

RedTeam: Feb 5, 2011; SHAZAM!

Jerry Cotton posted:

You know stuff like "let's sail over the Atlantic ocean and commit continent-wide genocide and maybe wipe out a few species of animals as well" is not really a mild inconvenience.

That may get upgraded from 'mild inconvenience' to a 'spot of bother'.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:27

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

RedTeam posted:

That may get upgraded from 'mild inconvenience' to a 'spot of bother'.

Still less irritating than their insistence on driving on the wrong side of the road. :argh:

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:43

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

prefect posted:

Still less irritating than their insistence on driving on the wrong side of the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWnpmL_w4c

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:47

Wax Dynasty: Jan 1, 2013; This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.; Hell Gem

Jerry Cotton posted:

You know stuff like "let's sail over the Atlantic ocean and commit continent-wide genocide and maybe wipe out a few species of animals as well" is not really a mild inconvenience.

Can't let Spain have all the fun.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:50

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Wax Dynasty posted:

Can't let Spain have all the fun.

No-one expects the British Inquisition.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:52

RedTeam: Feb 5, 2011; SHAZAM!

Let me put a few litres of petrol in my MPG rated car. Maybe pick up a 500ml Coke and pint of milk. Also something about weighing myself in stones :unsmigghh:

# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:54

tight aspirations: Jul 13, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

You know stuff like "let's sail over the world and commit world-wide genocide and maybe wipe out a few species of animals as well" is not really a mild inconvenience.

The white/ lighter colour shows the countries Britain hasn't had a war with, at some point.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 13:15

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

The white/ lighter colour shows the countries Britain hasn't had a war with, at some point.

Chile has never had any sort of military conflict with England. I don't know where you got this map. :/

# ? Apr 7, 2014 13:28

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Non Serviam posted:

Chile has never had any sort of military conflict with England. I don't know where you got this map. :/

It's probably traveled badly through at least one british digestive tract.

# ? Apr 7, 2014 13:34

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