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Amazing year for me, almost got the Art Ross. Hopefully I got something in recognition of my play this season...Hockles posted:Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)   indeed.Hockles posted:FLA has 4 forwards under 70 OVR dressed. Here are their bottom 6. Damnit, Florida, why did you have to spend a billion dollars on me and Stickarts and totally ignore your bottom 6? No wonder we're awful. 
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@meetmrurlacher I knew @hotbrain89 had it in him, if the refs wouldn't step up I had to #enforcer #AA @meetmrurlacher .@Vittuman10 stood me up in the second round. It's ok, the guys we got were probably tougher #softie @meetmrurlacher New season, new goals #repeat #500 #getoffmyice Hockles who is the captain in Columbus?
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Jack Johnson
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Hockles posted:Jack Johnson
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Rutkowski posted:He might be challenged for that post by John Jackson though. Don't you mean Sonny Jackjohn?
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http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Johnson
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@Borka80 Good riddance Malkin! Time for Borka to lead us to a cup!
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Wow, I completely forgot about that.
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@bladesvoice hey ho whaddaya know, they're finally putting the A on old les #yolo
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Hockles, if you wouldn't mind how about a list of Washington's lineup. I'm curious why they're so completely lovely. @blundNHL Getting ready for a new season. #NorrisTime #GoCaps #hmm
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@Vittuman10 i can't even kill myself right :( #perkele @Vittuman10 oh well, new season, fresh start :))))) @Vittuman10 teemu's new season resolutions: 1. more points 2. more hits 3. more pims 4. go to at least 3 practices per week @Vittuman10 5. eat more pizza 6. patch things up with @meetmrurlacher 7. run van der veen at next toronto game
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December 2024 Update Notable Stats Satonaka leads the league in Points; White is 3rd; Conway, Roboy & Stahl are tied for 6th Satonaka is 2nd in Goals; White is 3rd; Jones is 5th; Buckaroo, Conway, Skill & Stahl are tied for 6th Satonaka is 2nd in Assists; Windros is 3rd; Dangler, Roboy & White are tied for 5th Steidl is 2nd in Points among defensemen; Lundgren is 6th Guibeau is 2nd in +/-; Buckaroo is 4th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Windros is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 4th; Borkason is 5th; O'Rourke is 7th; Rutkowski is 8th Rutkowski is 2nd in Hits; Lazaruk is 8th van der Veen is 2nd in GAA; Pepperdick is 4th; McLargeHuge is 5th; Bergkamp is 6th; Ripken Jr is 8th van der Veen is 2nd in SV%; Pepperdick is 3rd; Paynuss is 5th; Bergkamp & McLargeHuge are tied for 7th Pepperdick & Ripken Jr are tied 2nd in Wins; Paynuss & van der Veen are tied for 4th Transaction News None Injury Report BOS -- B. Skill is out with a Sore Knee. Expected return is 12/5/24 CHI -- O. Hat is out with a Strained Hamstring. Expected return is 12/9/24 Comments The Iron Man streaks are still going. Windros makes an appearance in the leaderboards, and not in PIM http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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All-Star Break 2025 Update All-Stars West -- Gunnar Stahl (Starting Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (Starting Center) West -- Adam Banks (Starting Right Wing) West -- Moses White (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Chap Buttworth (2nd Line Center) West -- Stabby McStabson (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Fernando Vando (3rd Line Right Wing) West -- Foo Bar (4th Line Left Wing) West -- Spamtron (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Cal Ripken Jr (Starting Goaltender) East -- Alex Jones (Starting Left Wing) East -- Ricky Fantastic (Starting Center) East -- Buggy Skill (Starting Right Wing) East -- Charlie Conway (2nd Line Center) East -- Halu Satonaka (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Martijn van der Veen (Starting Goaltender) East -- Quincey Pepperdick (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Satonaka leads the league in Points; Jones is 3rd; Bar is 4th; Dangler is 5th; Stahl & Vando are tied for 6th; White is 8th; Jones is 2nd in Goals; Borkason & Buttworth are tied for 3rd; Buckaroo is 5th; White is 8th Satonaka leads the league in Assists; Bar & McStabson are tied for 3rd; Dangler & Stahl are tied for 7th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Steidl is 3rd; Spamtron is 7th Satonaka is 3rd in +/-; Vando is 5th; Stahl is 6th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Borkiwicz is 2nd; Potatoes is 4th; Borkason & O'Rourke are tied for 5th; Windros is 8th Rutkowski is 3rd in Hits; Lazaruk is 4th van der Veen leads the league in GAA; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Paynuss is 5th; Pepperdick is 7th van der Veen leads the league in SV%; Paynuss is 2nd; Peppedick & Ripken Jr are tied for 3rd Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick is 4th; Paynuss is 5th; McLargeHuge is 8th Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- P. Borkiwicz is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/17/25 MIN -- P.P. Poutine is out with a Herniated Disc. Expected return is 3/28/25 Comments So many All-Stars... The Iron Man streaks are still going, if they make it to the next update, it should be close to the record. Borkiwicz will probably only return if BUF makes the playoffs.  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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+15 on a lovely team. drat straight I'm an All-Star.
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2025 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 West 3 2 0 - 5 East 0 0 0 - 0 West East 5 Goals 0 40 Total Shots 29 20 Hits 15 19:59 Time On Attack 18:06 41 Faceoffs 44 6 PIM 8 1/4 Powerplays 0/3 1st Period 0:47 -- (West) J. Honka (A. Banks, H. Roboy) 4:36 -- (West) M. White (C. Buttworth, S. McStabson) 8:34 -- (West) C. Buttworth (Spamtron) 2nd Period 5:20 -- (West) C. Buttworth (S. McStabson, F. Bar) 12:03 - (West) C. Buttworth (A. Steidl, A. Banks) Penalty Summary 1st Period 9:13 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- Hooking (Minor) 14:59 - (East) C. Kreider -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 8:55 -- (West) W. McCallister -- Interference (Minor) 11:35 - (East) H. Satonaka -- Delay of Game (Minor) 16:09 - (West) F. Vando -- High Sticking (Minor) 3rd Period 2:22 -- (West) G. Stahl -- Holding (Minor) 3:13 -- (East) B. Skill -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Chap Buttworth (Hat Trick, 1 assist, +3) 2) (West) Cal Ripken Jr (Shutout, 29 saves) 3) (West) Stabby McStabson (2 assists, +3)  
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@halusato9 @Sneezypeens I think we need to retire the Sake Before The ASG tradition
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@SneezyPeens @halusato9 If I had played it would've been fine. I should've smuggled some onto the bench for Van Den Veen though. #PryItFromMyColdDeadHands #INeedHelp
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Hex Jr back to starter, Kings back to the bottom of the standings. WOO
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Ewic 'Mr. Prayoffs' Windros is just outside of the top 10 in scoring and doesn't get an ASG invite??? WTF
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Ewic 'Mr. Prayoffs' Windros is just outside of the top 10 in scoring and doesn't get an ASG invite??? WTF Same reason Urlacher never makes it, it would be a boring game because the Western All-Stars would be afraid to take the ice.
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IcePhoenix posted:Same reason Urlacher never makes it, it would be a boring game because the Western All-Stars would be afraid to take the ice. East fields Windros, Urlacher, Borkiwicz, Potatoes. All-star game cancelled indefinitely.
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Just to be clear, Florida had the 2nd and 5th leading scorer last season, as well as leading points (Norris) from the defence. And finished 2ndlast in the league.
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@chap_butt29 tore it up at the #ASG Grain Belt Premo is my motivator #buzztrick
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Trade Deadline 2025 Update Notable Stats Satonaka leads the league in Points; Stahl & Vando are tied for 3rd; Buttworth is 6th; Bar & Dangler are tied for 7th Jones is 2nd in Goals; Skill is 3rd; Vando is 4th; Buckaroo is 5th; Borkason is 6th Stahl leads the league in Assits; Satonaka is 3rd; Bar is 4th; McStabson is 6th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Spamtron & Steidl are tied for 5th Satonaka is 2ndin +/-; Vando is 4th; Stahl is 5th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Potatoes is 3rd; O'Rourke is 4th; Windros is 6th; Borkawicz is 7th; Borkason is 8th Rutkowski is 7th in Hits; van der Veen leads the league in GAA; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Paynuss is 3rd; Athanatos is 6th; McLargeHuge is 7th Paynuss & van der Veen lead the league in SV%; Ripken Jr is 3rd; Athanatos is 4th; McLargeHuge & Pepperdick are tied for 7th Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick is 2nd; Paynuss is 4th; Athanatos & McLargeHuge are tied for 8th Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- P. Borkiwicz is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/17/25 MIN -- P.P. Poutine is out with a Herniated Disc. Expected return is 3/28/25 STL -- S. Smashnikov is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown TOR -- sba is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 5/10/25 WPG -- L. Lazaruk is out with a Broken Rib. Expected return is 4/26/25 Comments The Iron Man streak is broken. Roboy first.  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Who leads in goals and how many? I have a feeling Rod Dangler and I are gonna drag Washington to the playoffs no matter what it takes.
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The only good thing about this shitshow of a season in New Jersey is that O'Rourke is ppg in his last contract year.
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McFlurry is having one of his worst seasons ever. Probably for the best since I think its a contract year and this might mean SJ lets him go. Thats how this game works, right? 
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AAB posted:Who leads in goals and how many? I have a feeling Rod Dangler and I are gonna drag Washington to the playoffs no matter what it takes. Ahem. Maybe you guys will finish as +'s this year?  @blundNHL #backhurts #lilhelpplease
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@Ajonesy19 @blundNHL someone's gotta dangle snipe celly while you're watching from the sin bin feeling shame. #whiner
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End of 2024-25 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Vando lead the league in Points; Stahl is 2nd; Dangler & Satonaka tied for 4th; Jones is 7th; Buttworth is 8th Vando lead the league in Goals; Jones is 2nd; Skill is 4th; Guibeau is 5th; Buttworth is 6th; Kilza is 7th; Buckaroo is 8th Stahl lead the league in Assits; Dangler & Satonaka tied for 4th; McStabson & Vando tied for 7th Lundgren lead all defensemen in Points; Guyclint is 4th Vando lead the league in +/-; Stahl is 3rd; Satonaka is 5th; Lundgren is 6th; Buttworth is 8th Urlacher lead the league in PIM; Potatoes is 3rd; O'Rourke is 5th; Windros is 6th; Borkason is 7th Rutkowski finished 5th in Hits Top 6 GAA were goons Top 7 SV% were goons Pepperdick & Ripken Jr tied for the lead in Wins; Paynuss is 4th; Athanatos is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- P. Borkiwicz is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/17/25 TOR -- sba is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 5/10/25 WPG -- L. Lazaruk is out with a Broken Rib. Expected return is 4/26/25 Comments The Iron Man streak is now a running tie between Fantastic, He Hate Me & Roboy Vando will win the Art Ross and Richard; and should win the Hart and Lindsay Lundgren should win the Norris. Athanatos should win the Vezina & Jennings  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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4th season in a row Stahl has finished with 30+ goals, 90+ points, >1.10 PIM/Gm and >2.78 Hits/Gm Crush dudes, score points, roll with Vando for another cup run  e: Up to only 15 points behind He Hates Me for all time goon scoring lead!
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