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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Enzenx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRNoRlLlsD8

Enjoy the wonderful sound of the BRM V16. It's a 1.5L V16 that revs to 12,000 and makes 600hp courtesy of a supercharger and methanol fuel. From 1953.

Sweet Jesus. Everyone needs to find 7.5 minutes out of their day and watch this. Now.

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Wicaeed
Feb 8, 2005
Oh my god that sound :swoon:

I have to wonder now how much HP F1 could make on 1.5l and a V16

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Well that motor was developed for F1 so I'm guessing about 600. :v:

Real answer, given equal displacement, number of cylinders doesn't matter as much (source: the McLaren P1's twin turbo V8 puts out about 740 HP, I'm seeing similar numbers from (modified, but still) twin turbo 3.8 V6es in various Chevys), so the current season with 1.6L turbo V6s will probably be a good indication of what modern engineers could do.

Won't sound nearly as glorious, though. :allears:

Fender Anarchist fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Apr 7, 2014

Riscas
Feb 11, 2008
Is it weird that I got a chubby from that? I'm not even joking right now.

mykel
Aug 27, 2006

Let it bleep.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Sweet Jesus. Everyone needs to find 7.5 minutes out of their day and watch this. Now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK-MK3FREk4

Here's a video of it revving. Holy crap. Sounds like an evil, evil, evil, AC Cobra.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Why did we ever build cars that aren't that one?

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Seat Safety Switch posted:

Why did we ever build cars that aren't that one?

Because we want them to run for more than about five minutes at a shot, and not be hellishly complicated. BRM engineers were batshit insane in both good and bad ways.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-g2LQoSCvw
While he's not going too fast, the fact that this dude is driving a viper with track tires on public roads in the rain and snow is :stonk: enough without excessive speeding. Not a good idea by any means.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Tekne posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-g2LQoSCvw
While he's not going too fast, the fact that this dude is driving a viper with track tires on public roads in the rain and snow is :stonk: enough without excessive speeding. Not a good idea by any means.

What the gently caress.

TATPants
Mar 28, 2011

Tekne posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-g2LQoSCvw
While he's not going too fast, the fact that this dude is driving a viper with track tires on public roads in the rain and snow is :stonk: enough without excessive speeding. Not a good idea by any means.

I wonder how many cars in oncoming traffic he put off the road by driving straight at them through some of those turns. What a jackass.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Tekne posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-g2LQoSCvw
While he's not going too fast, the fact that this dude is driving a viper with track tires on public roads in the rain and snow is :stonk: enough without excessive speeding. Not a good idea by any means.

It takes a special kind of rear end in a top hat to cross the double yellow in a blind corner, let alone at speed. In the mountains of South Korea, no less. On second thought, that actually makes a lot of sense if you've ever seen how they drive over there. Road signs, lines, and lights are treated more like suggestions.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

The video is damning evidence even if nothing happened, and I don't think there are a lot of red gen IIs (or any vipers for that matter) with black stripes in South Korea. The whole thing is stupid all around.

Tekne fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 8, 2014

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006
Welp, on a lighter note, this should bring happiness back to where it belongs.

ROFLBOT
Apr 1, 2005

Fucknag posted:

Well that motor was developed for F1 so I'm guessing about 600. :v:

Real answer, given equal displacement, number of cylinders doesn't matter as much (source: the McLaren P1's twin turbo V8 puts out about 740 HP, I'm seeing similar numbers from (modified, but still) twin turbo 3.8 V6es in various Chevys), so the current season with 1.6L turbo V6s will probably be a good indication of what modern engineers could do.

Its not really a true indication though as the current engines are all artificially limited in a whole bunch of ways (rev limits, fuel octane, fuel consumption rates, etc). The closest we'll ever get to "unrestricted" forced induction F1 outputs wouldve been in the mid-late '80s when you were looking at around 1000hp/litre

ROFLBOT fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Apr 8, 2014

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

ROFLBOT posted:

Its not really a true indication though as the current engines are all artificially limited in a number of ways (rev limits, fuel octane, fuel consumption rates, etc). The closest you would get to "unrestricted" forced induction F1 outputs wouldve been in the mid-late '80s when you were looking at around 1000hp/litre

Well, true, but asking what F1 engineers could do necessarily takes into account F1 rules and regulations.

An unlimited class, with full active aero, active suspension, crazy Chaparral-style suction fans... I think you'd need remotely piloted cars at that point due to the G-forces.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Fucknag posted:

An unlimited class, with full active aero, active suspension, crazy Chaparral-style suction fans... I think you'd need remotely piloted cars at that point due to the G-forces.


...we can do this now.

Why haven't we done this?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I'm debating if the cars would stay regular sized or weight savings would push them into tiny, extreme RC cars.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Boat posted:

...we can do this now.

Why haven't we done this?
This has already kind of happened in GT5 and 6. Adrian Newey was given a blank slate and no rules and told to make the best car he could. He basically designed exactly what Fucknag wanted and it is loving nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fGH2xMlZfw

Basically on any normal racing circuit the thing generates so much downforce you don't ever really brake, you just turn and keep it planted.

Also some more reading: http://www.redbull.com/us/en/motorsports/f1/stories/1331625517209/red-bull-x2014-gallery. The fan X2014 could lap the 'Ring at around 3 minutes, so it's completely bonkers.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The problem with racing is the cars have advanced past the limits of the surfaces they race on. If we want racing technology to progress like it used to in the good old days, entirely new types of race tracks need to be constructed. They would have to be much longer, much wider, the turns wouldn't be as sharp and most likely would need to be banked. You can defeat the G-forces that way and increase speeds to the next level. It's debatable as to whether these tracks should include spectator areas.

The thing is, construction of such tracks would be incredibly expensive, and as such most likely will never be created. So in the meantime, restrictions will get ever tighter and speeds and technology will eventually stagnate.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
AI as gently caress

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






I want a tank funny car.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
That crazy bike engined Fiat hillclimb car doing what it does best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oM1hcMEZI

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Puddin posted:

That crazy bike engined Fiat hillclimb car doing what it does best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oM1hcMEZI

That was glorious.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

You find the coolest poo poo.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Puddin posted:

That crazy bike engined Fiat hillclimb car doing what it does best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oM1hcMEZI

:stare:

I want to drive that in an autocross. Just because of the awesome factor.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

You find the coolest poo poo.

credit goes to Hot Rod for this one, I have them on my FB lol

e- to make up for that fact, here's some Smokey Yunick and Fireball Roberts goodness from Daytona, 1962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGGxQSDGvD0

e2- that Petty Belvedere lmao, so loving ugly

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Apr 9, 2014

Clamwacker
Feb 12, 2007

It is now time to rock out with your cock out. BEGIN!

VikingSkull posted:

Leno finally finished his hot rod Lotus Elan Nothing like putting an Elan on a diet and adding power :getin:

There's a bunch of videos going through the restoration process at his website, too. Now that he's off of TV, I hope he goes more into the Garage stuff. It's amazing how much I hated him, until I started watching the car poo poo he does. Now I think he's one of the coolest celebrities ever. He's much, much better at hosting auto poo poo than he was as a comedian.

This car is great, but god drat it has the worst pin stripes I've ever seen.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





That Lotus is a damned work of art. I need to be a billionaire so I can hire artists & magicians to make my dream garage.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Dirt Every Day has finally completed the most awesome vehicle ever built:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5CYmklIx5Q

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Rally navigators know not to look out the windows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmBOIrmsXQ

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Had to watch that like a million times in a row.


Content: Some skier puts a supercar on a ski slope in preperation for the Miami - Ibiza Gumball rally this year. You wont guess which one tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkYb7_rMaA

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Preoptopus posted:

Had to watch that like a million times in a row.


Content: Some skier puts a supercar on a ski slope in preperation for the Miami - Ibiza Gumball rally this year. You wont guess which one tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkYb7_rMaA

I don't really care for the drink, but I love EVERYTHING Red Bull does with sports. That was awesome.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

angryhampster posted:

I don't really care for the drink, but I love EVERYTHING Red Bull does with sports. That was awesome.

Not that it's relevant discussion for this thread, but I'd like to know how they sponsor so much poo poo. It's not like the energy drink pulls in that much money, right?

Legdiian
Jul 14, 2004

rcman50166 posted:

Not that it's relevant discussion for this thread, but I'd like to know how they sponsor so much poo poo. It's not like the energy drink pulls in that much money, right?

A quick Google showed they had around 3.4 billion dollars in sales last year. I guess that's a lot? I honestly don't know.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

It's soda that they can sell for 18 cents per ounce instead of 2 because of slightly more caffeine, I imagine profit margins are pretty high (and Coke does pretty well as is so...)

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

angryhampster posted:

I don't really care for the drink, but I love EVERYTHING Red Bull does with sports. That was awesome.

It's also worth pointing out that video wasn't done by Red Bull...it's a Bet Safe advertisement.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Fucknag posted:

It's soda that they can sell for 18 cents per ounce instead of 2 because of slightly more caffeine, I imagine profit margins are pretty high (and Coke does pretty well as is so...)

It's more realistic to think of Coke and Pepsi's only actual expenditures as being advertising for the product. The R&D and manufacturing is barely a rounding error.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

thealphabetsez posted:

It's also worth pointing out that video wasn't done by Red Bull...it's a Bet Safe advertisement.

True. I just saw his red bull hat and went hog wild.

Seriously though, F1, Crashed Ice, Air Races, Flugtag, Rally in the US, dropping a dude from half way to space, they just do cool stuff.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Seat Safety Switch posted:

It's more realistic to think of Coke and Pepsi's only actual expenditures as being advertising for the product. The R&D and manufacturing is barely a rounding error.

Basically they decided to sponsor cool poo poo instead of polar bear commercials.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Motorcycle on a rope swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tEnnp7_slE

:stare:

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