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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

The Droid posted:

now is our chance to become pirates

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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
>introduce boat into anus

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

their boat is bound to be an upgrade

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


> Clearly, the enemy is on to you. Crash dive to 60 meters.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
load flare gun and conceal in the back of your pants. Put extra flares in your pockets. Use vomit as war paint.

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlti8Q-gU-Q

:woop: :siren: :woop: IT'S PIRATE TIME BITCHES :woop: :siren: :woop:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

your in the retard box

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-pSkee9J0

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

The Droid posted:

now is our chance to become pirates

pirate king!

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

That's interesting- never seen a video of pirates in action before.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

MobMentality
Aug 22, 2007

I'm Mike Doyle.
Relieve yourself on the relief.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

>drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller

it's the only way to be sure

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
<find maddie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
then drown fagot!

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
crash the two boats together until they both burst into flames

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Feranon posted:

>drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller

it's the only way to be sure

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


> raid the survival locker on the raft for ship's biscuits and proceed to throw breadcrumbs at man, telling him what a nice ducky he is

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

>splash fight with the relief

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
>attach both motors to one boat and then do some sick water donuts

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>recruit him to your pirate gang

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
> make it clear to relief that pushing him into the water was absolutely not a race thing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
> Motorboat the relief worker, and by that I mean put your face between his breasts.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Say, "I'm gay."

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

The Droid posted:

>attempt to recruit him to your pirate gang, if he refuses drive over him so that he gets chopped up by the propeller

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Droid posted:

>recruit him to your pirate gang

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Droid posted:

>recruit him to your pirate gang

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
>poo poo piss gently caress

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
> find maddie in the ocean

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


>Declare you have paid the Iron Price for his boat, and begin to drive WEST.

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
you got stickied, it is now your job to find maddie.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Drive the boat back to Australia

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Dely Apple posted:

>Declare you have paid the Iron Price for his boat, and begin to drive WEST.



Here's a map of the indian ocean; we should all decide where to take our pirate adventure! :krad:

Hey OP- what is our current location?! Draw a Dot or something!

EDIT- You said we were in the 'middle'; is the star kinda accurate?

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 14, 2014

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice



Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
> Cut your finger and let it bleed into the ocean, calling sharks to defend you. No one says no to joining your crew. NO ONE. :catstare:

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

now run this fucker over with your boat

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