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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Look at his rap sheet, this isn't new. He was recently banned for calling someone "a friend of the family".

Also, all of his posting always.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
About to make you all real jealous: Look at all of these awesome things I have access to living in the midwest.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Uncle Boogeyman has some bad opinions, but he's hilarious.

DNS is not. and he's also a terrible person apparently, so that's good to know.

Also this.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I'm not familiar with most of these, but Steak n Shake is the best.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I Before E posted:

I'm not familiar with most of these, but Steak n Shake is the best.

I haven't eaten at all of them, but Lou Malnati's and Portillo's are valid excuses for moving to Chicago, Pancheros is the best White Person Burrito place on the earth, Pizza Ranch is the most Iowa pizza restaurant ever (great BBQ chicken, all-you-can-eat buffet), and Happy Joe's is just fun. Culver's has some really good fast food burgers too.

They're missing Casey's for their pizza, but that's really love it or hate it.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


Those pizzas look pretty dire.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...
Next time I'm in the US I am going to eat something called "chicken fried steak," I don't know how you chicken fry a steak. Also dessert pizza, which obviously doesn't exist despite TwistedLadder's insistence.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Oh, I missed the meltdown, and I even bought a nice radiation suit!

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Noxville posted:

He's right that UncleBoogeyman is a bad poster though.

Don't sign your... oh, wait

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

I'm from the midwest, and I've only been to Culver's, Steak n Shake, and Portillo's, which I didn't even know was a chain. I didn't know Maid-Rite was a chain either; we've got one of those in town, but I've never been to it.

Moviechat: I'm watching Amour for my film class tonight. I'm ready to be emotionally drained.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Clumsy posted:

Next time I'm in the US I am going to eat something called "chicken fried steak," I don't know how you chicken fry a steak. Also dessert pizza, which obviously doesn't exist despite TwistedLadder's insistence.

I literally ate chicken fried steak this morning for breakfast. It's good, you just pound a steak real thin, batter it and fry it, as if it were chicken. Top this with delicious sausage gravy.

Also, desert pizza owns, but it might be the most midwestern thing ever.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Professor Clumsy posted:

Next time I'm in the US I am going to eat something called "chicken fried steak," I don't know how you chicken fry a steak. Also dessert pizza, which obviously doesn't exist despite TwistedLadder's insistence.

Chicken-fried steak is good, but I prefer chicken-fried chicken.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

morestuff posted:

Chicken-fried steak is good, but I prefer chicken-fried chicken.

The real question is, how do you make steak-fried chicken?

(it would be undercooked as poo poo is the answer)

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

morestuff posted:

Chicken-fried steak is good, but I prefer chicken-fried chicken.

Get it from Stroud's (KC crew knows what I'm talkin about )

Most of those chains are dire btw. Casey's? Yeah gas station pizza is awesome (gas station BBQ on the other hand). Pancheros isn't anything special, Pizza Ranch is garbage, Culver's is pretty boring.

FishBulb fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 15, 2014

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Yoshifan823 posted:

The real question is, how do you make steak-fried chicken?

(it would be undercooked as poo poo is the answer)

Steak-fried chicken and chicken-fried chicken are the same thing.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

Yoshifan823 posted:

I literally ate chicken fried steak this morning for breakfast. It's good, you just pound a steak real thin, batter it and fry it, as if it were chicken. Top this with delicious sausage gravy.

Also, desert pizza owns, but it might be the most midwestern thing ever.

So "chicken fried" basically means battered and fried? You guys do gravy differently to us too, so that'll be interesting.

Dessert pizza sounds good, desert pizza sounds awful.

morestuff posted:

Chicken-fried steak is good, but I prefer chicken-fried chicken.

I'm a big fan of chicken fried fish.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Professor Clumsy posted:

Dessert pizza sounds good, desert pizza sounds awful.

High noon, take 10 paces and toss your dough.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Professor Clumsy posted:

So "chicken fried" basically means battered and fried? You guys do gravy differently to us too, so that'll be interesting.

This is the USA we got like 50 different types of gravy, we do it all the ways.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

I Before E posted:

High noon, take 10 paces and toss your dough.

You get really thirsty when you eat it.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Professor Clumsy posted:

You get really thirsty when you eat it.

Duh, that's why our rascal scooters have jumbo sized cup holders.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Desert pizza:

Salsa and nacho cheeze on a tortilla, microwave until boiling.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Pizza opinion: local is the best, chains all suck. However, I will never forgive California Pizza Kitchen for getting rid of their mango tandoori chicken pizza. I know it sounds really hoity-toity yuppie juice-cleanse and it kind of was but it was also amazing.

TwistedLadder
Mar 16, 2011

The only Disney Princess with a body count... in the thousands.
How does the rest of the world survive without Steak n Shake? I don't understand.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

FishBulb posted:

This is the USA we got like 50 different types of gravy, we do it all the ways.

50 Shades of Gravy

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

TwistedLadder posted:

How does the rest of the world survive without Steak n Shake? I don't understand.

We got two for one milkshakes there without even realising. Let's do that again.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Pizza opinion: local is the best, chains all suck. However, I will never forgive California Pizza Kitchen for getting rid of their mango tandoori chicken pizza. I know it sounds really hoity-toity yuppie juice-cleanse and it kind of was but it was also amazing.

No, it just sounds vile and I am glad that this abomination no longer exists. Begone!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Hewlett posted:

50 Shades of Gravy

Of course that's a real thing

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.


I spoke, and so it was created. Rule 34 is real.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Pizza opinion: The corner store ten minutes away makes these refridgerated things that all you have to do is throw in the oven for fifteen minutes and they're amazing. I am going to have one tonight. It will be tasty.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Do most Southerners realize how adorably silly "Yankee" sounds as an insult?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

penismightier posted:

Do most Southerners realize how adorably silly "Yankee" sounds as an insult?

Or "a macaroni". What a delightful term.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Yoshifan823 posted:

I literally ate chicken fried steak this morning for breakfast. It's good, you just pound a steak real thin, batter it and fry it, as if it were chicken. Top this with delicious sausage gravy.

So its basically a Wienerschnitzel.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

I Before E posted:

I'm a little late to the party on this one, but oh my god dude, simmer the gently caress down. Also maybe cut back on the homophobia, ableism, and poor grammar.

Before my clock runs out, I have to know: what was the poor grammar?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

DNS posted:

Before my clock runs out, I have to know: what was the poor grammar?

quote:

drat thats

Bye!

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

TrixRabbi posted:

We have an IRC channel?

#cinemadiscussodiscussion, on Synirc. Jump into an epic world of cinema discusso discussion, with all your favorite posters and lurkers.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

There's a chain in Delaware called Grotto that does pizza that's really loving good, they spread the sauce in a spiral on top of the cheese and the cheese itself is gooey as gently caress, I love it. Totally worth checking out if you ever take leave of your senses and end up here. Unrelated to this, Hawaiian pizza owns.

penismightier posted:

Do most Southerners realize how adorably silly "Yankee" sounds as an insult?

It's funny because you think that self-described Southerners have anything approaching self-awareness.

TwistedLadder
Mar 16, 2011

The only Disney Princess with a body count... in the thousands.

penismightier posted:

Do most Southerners realize how adorably silly "Yankee" sounds as an insult?
I just tried to retweet this post.

Hewlett posted:

I spoke, and so it was created.
I am impressed by and terrified of your dark power.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

penismightier posted:

Do most Southerners realize how adorably silly "Yankee" sounds as an insult?

I've never heard anyone use the term unironically.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

DNS posted:

#cinemadiscussodiscussion, on Synirc. Jump into an epic world of cinema discusso discussion, with all your favorite posters and lurkers.

and be called racial slurs for your trouble.

TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Apr 15, 2014

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Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

and be called racial slurs for your trouble.

You racial slur!

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