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My personal favorite is "good runner." I have no loving idea what that phrase is intended to convey, but every inexpensive truck sold in a rural area in the northeast includes that phrase.
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animeliker posted:I still don't know what "original miles" means. It's supposed to mean original motor and/or original owner. People on craigslist don't typically know either of these things. A Melted Tarp posted:My personal favorite is "good runner." I have no loving idea what that phrase is intended to convey, but every inexpensive truck sold in a rural area in the northeast includes that phrase. I'm not sure what that one translates to, but I have figured out that "unstoppable power" = needs brake and "recently painted" means recently rolled.
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Motronic posted:It's supposed to mean original motor and/or original owner. People on craigslist don't typically know either of these things. Sometimes "recently painted" means recently  painted   and they want $4500 for it.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:12
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That looked like it was done in MS Paint at first glance.
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Powershift posted:Sometimes "recently painted" means recently I'd drive that. Powershift posted:and they want $4500 for it. Well...for $500 I'd drive that. After I whacked the poo poo sticking out of the bed off. Would have been better with the raw rust spots though. Ninja edit: Wait......there were no 4 door trucks in that body style that I recall. I bet it's a poo poo storm under there. But it get points for west coast mirrors. Motronic fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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It looks like it could do stoppies
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 400 horsepower? In an '04? Well, not impossible, I guess.
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The black hood has to add 15hp, if he's got an aftermarket air filter, exhaust tip, and a few stickers, you're there!
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A Melted Tarp posted:We should really create a bingo board for stereotypical shady CL ads. How's this?
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Apr 17, 2014 05:30
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Excellent, I just hope no one uses it as a drinking game.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:33
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That's great. Here's a crosspost from C.A. M42 posted:Custom Kawasaki 1200 - $8500
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Apr 17, 2014 05:36
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VideoTapir posted:How's this? Seems like it needs a minor tweak. I don't think "no photos" can be on the same line as "stock photo". It is quite amusing though, I'm half tempted to play right now.
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Brigdh posted:Seems like it needs a minor tweak. I don't think "no photos" can be on the same line as "stock photo". It is quite amusing though, I'm half tempted to play right now. Yeah, I figured I'd gently caress up like that somehow, fixing it. Rearranged a few more, as well.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:07
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Maybe "tires at 80%" when they have exposed belts.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:44
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"Twin Turdo", indeed.
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KozmoNaut posted:"Twin Turdo", indeed. I want to call him up and say that sixty-five hundred sounds like a fair deal, mind if I stop by and take it for a test drive?
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"My truck has no problem racing against any highend sportscar on the track." Neither does my Camry, but it's still going to lose in a hilarious fashion.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Get it, unless it's rusted out. I've been looking for a nice one but the only ones that are listed are from some crazy guy's hoarder inventory where he alternately declares that he MUST SELL and WON'T NEGOTIATE. You're in Calgary right? If so here you go: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/1977-porsche-924-coupe-with-1983-porsche-944-engine/584416353?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true 
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slidebite posted:That's great. Holy poo poo, I love the wandering eye!
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slidebite posted:That's great. "Vibrater on the back seat for the Ladies." Wait, what? Are we just going to gloss over this?
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 http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4389118468.html I assume the $169,500 is a typo, but it sure looks like a lot of fun.
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Tai-Pan posted:
Problem is, its a 90's B-body. The interior is a godamned SYMPHONY of squeaks and rattles. Particularly when driven aggressively. They're great cars, but holy gently caress the interiors are a disaster. That one presses quite a few of my buttons, though.
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"fully inclosed cab" http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4422384782.html 
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I have no idea if these are desirable, but I found it interesting. http://rockies.craigslist.org/cto/4427621381.html 
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Clean (rusty as gently caress) They're great trucks, but that one ain't worth $2500. You used to be able to pick those up for $500 in that condition.
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Moey posted:1977 Scout It's...beautiful  . I wonder how bad the rust is, with it being in Colorado.
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Dr.Caligari posted:It's...beautiful Given the amount of visible rust, I would imagine "Walk away" bad
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Wojcigitty posted:http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/4417569700.html Where is the suspension? Also, is it an illusion or are the brakes not connected to anything?
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Tai-Pan posted:Where is the suspension? I thought it was a running promotional vehicle, but on closer inspection it appears to be just a prop or something. 
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Wojcigitty posted:I thought it was a running promotional vehicle, but on closer inspection it appears to be just a prop or something. 24,000 is a lot of miles for a nonrunning prop that was used "for delivering" i don't know wtf
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Tai-Pan posted:
Nice car, but $17K? I mean, I'm sorry you spent $40k building it it, but that's because you used a Turn Key engines crate LS1. There is literally nothing else custom about the interior or exterior, though it is in very nice condition. Also, your "custom" wheels are Impala SS stock wheels with Olds decals in the center caps. I dunno, maybe my $$ meter is broken -I'm a cheap bastard. I do love that wagon, though. They were decent even with the LT1. I would drive it every day (can't get worse gas mileage than my 4-banger XJ, and I bet it will tow and haul more...)
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In regards to the Avocado car-thing: It is pretty obvious that it's a joke post, probably meant to annoy the poo poo out of somebody. Note that it gives the phone number in plain, no bullshit numbers and says it's ok to call anytime, day or night. I did laugh at the "Need to sell ASAP, need money for 2014 Kiwi" gag though.
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No, that B-body isn't worth $17k. They also for no loving reason used a built-up 700R4 instead of letting the ECM control a 4L60E. I also wonder why they bothered with a speed-density tune.
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Terrible Robot posted:It is pretty obvious that it's a joke post, probably meant to annoy the poo poo out of somebody. Note that it gives the phone number in plain, no bullshit numbers and says it's ok to call anytime, day or night.
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IOwnCalculus posted:No, that B-body isn't worth $17k. They also for no loving reason used a built-up 700R4 instead of letting the ECM control a 4L60E. I also wonder why they bothered with a speed-density tune. Electronics Bro! Don't get em!
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PCOS Bill posted:Given the amount of visible rust, I would imagine "Walk away" bad That's where they start to rust first. Then the doglegs eat out from the inside out as the rear wheels throw crap into the front of the wheel well. It's still got solid rockers, so I'd say if the floors are tight and solid, as well as the body mounts, then it's in the high end of the ballpark. The interior would have to be good as well.
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/4419800297.html That sure is a custom show car 
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