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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

DannoMack posted:

My site didn't have a limit.

post betting slip so we can laugh when vince slips in a surprised to mark the 30th wrestlemania

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CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

hahahahaa you loving moron

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

:laffo: :laffo: :laffo:

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
lmao

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
My wife is going to kill me when she checks our bitcoin balance in the morning

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Somehow, this thread just keeps going full steam

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
serves you dinks right for watching professional wrestling

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Ex wife

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Avenging_Mikon posted:

For our mma brethren not in-the-know, betting on the Undertaker to beat Brock Lesnar is literally the safest sports bet possible. Story line is the Undertaker is 21-0 at Wrestlemania.

Not even fake fighting is safe

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
This thread is a gift that keeps on giving.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Guys I'm homeless now and my wife is divorcing me stop laughing

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009

VogeGandire posted:

They take bets on it so who cares.

Bet your loving CHILDREN on Taker winning.

His odds are only 1/100 though. Even the bookies know it's a safe-as-houses bet.

Great advice there, chief.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I'm sorry DannoMack I hope you don't die in poverty.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Don't Bet On MMA, or Pro Wrestling. And If You Do, Do the Opposite Of the Posters in Here: The Gambling Thread

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
This thread is so powerful

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
oh my god lmfao

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
It's okay. I just maxed out my visa on the season 6 winner of The Voice. When this baby comes in everything will be back to normal.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
this is some spooky poo poo :mason:

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

DannoMack posted:

It's okay. I just maxed out my visa on the season 6 winner of The Voice. When this baby comes in everything will be back to normal.

You've been here for 11 years and you still think rolling with the punches is going to convince people to not make fun of you?

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
I can't imagine anyone here actually believed me when I said I found a site that let you bet an unlimited amount of money on pro wrestling?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wow gently caress I almost arsed myself into putting money on Taker losing just because of this thread and residual feelings about massive underdogs from SaltyBet lol.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Apr 7, 2014

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Jesus gently caress.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
http://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2014/04/07/gamblers-knew-the-undertaker-would-lose-at-wrestlemania-30/

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DannoMack posted:

Bet way more than I can afford to lose on the Undertaker.

Found his ticket

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Was trying to find Bellator prop bets because I wanted to put like $20 on Mighty Mo submitting Volkov, but I only saw UFC prop bets :smith:

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I've bet on the Undertaker before but for some reason I just didn't do it this year. Boy did I dodge a loving bullet.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Betting on Rafael Dos Anjos at +210-230 over Khabib is a good bet for people to make.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


here are the ones that I did do:

Fabricio Werdum, Liz Carmouche & Khabib Nurmagamedov @ 10.11/1 - 5.00

Donald Cerrone, Liz Carmouche & Yoel Romero @ 10.02/1 - 2.50

Werdum by Submission & Khabib Nurmagamedov @ 7/1 - 2.50

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Betting on Rafael Dos Anjos at +210-230 over Khabib is a good bet for people to make.

No, it isn't.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
I have ten on Mein to finish at +115 and ten on Yolo Romero at +115

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

No, it isn't.

Seriously.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I have Masvidal - Alves - Khabib - Carmouche - Browne.

Edit - $50 on that.

And $200 on Werdum v Browne not to go the distance.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


piSS off

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
gently caress my life. Just gently caress it.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

turntabler posted:

I have Masvidal - Alves - Khabib - Carmouche - Browne.

Edit - $50 on that.

And $200 on Werdum v Browne not to go the distance.


turntabler posted:

gently caress my life. Just gently caress it.

i love this thread

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I had to go to work to get that money :-(

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
Well gently caress

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

turntabler posted:

I had to go to work to get that money :-(

you have learned a valuable lesson, presumably

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I won decent money on Miesha!

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

willie_dee posted:

I won decent money on Miesha!

I feel like you only get to brag if you post your picks prior to the event.

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