axolotl farmer posted:

The ginger, skinned and often carved into the shape of a butt plug, causes an intense burning sensation and often intolerable discomfort to the subject. The effect builds up to the maximum within about the first two to five minutes and lasts for about half an hour before gradually easing while the essential oils are depleting. The used ginger can be skinned further or a new one can be used for continuation with an undiminished effect on the subject.[3]

axolotl farmer posted:

The ginger, skinned and often carved into the shape of a butt plug, causes an intense burning sensation and often intolerable discomfort to the subject. The effect builds up to the maximum within about the first two to five minutes and lasts for about half an hour before gradually easing while the essential oils are depleting. The used ginger can be skinned further or a new one can be used for continuation with an undiminished effect on the subject.[3]

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Fan fiction featuring Haruka and Michiru is the third-most searched-for fanfiction on the Internet.^{[citation needed]}

axolotl farmer posted:

They were the pioneers of a then unestablished and unknown area of human sexuality, the expression of which was greatly aided by the anonymity of the internet.

axolotl farmer posted:

The first wave of tamakeri/ballbusting websites to appear on the internet were sites like Velvet Kick, Tamahimeden (defunct), Spikey Step, Stardeck9 (defunct), Kramtoad, and Femaledom. They often had very poor video quality, made little money, had no plots or stories, and often starring every day looking people wearing masks. They were the pioneers of a then unestablished and unknown area of human sexuality, the expression of which was greatly aided by the anonymity of the internet.

The second wave on the internet were websites like British Bitches (defunct), Vulneraballs (defunct), M-Club-Q, Kinkeri.co.jp (defunct), and Ballbustingworld. Better cameras and camerawork, seemingly higher production values, the introduction of plots or scenarios, much higher range of wardrobes, uncovered faces, better designed websites, and prolific content. The participants of the second wave were more willing to reveal their identity without the need for masks, though masks were often still used.

axolotl farmer posted:

They were the pioneers of a then unestablished and unknown area of human sexuality, the expression of which was greatly aided by the anonymity of the internet.

Improbable Lobster posted:

axolotl farmer posted:

Vulneraballs

syscall girl posted:

amateurs

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

What do sovereign citizens have to say about FriendShips?

syscall girl posted:

amateurs

duTrieux. posted:

this is actually a bad design because it wastes a huge amount of weed which gets blown past the dude and out into the atmosphere

duTrieux. posted:

this is actually a bad design because it wastes a huge amount of weed which gets blown past the dude and out into the atmosphere

duTrieux. posted:

this is actually a bad design because it wastes a huge amount of weed which gets blown past the dude and out into the atmosphere

syscall girl posted:

looking at you shambanana, you conspicuous consumer

Sham bam bamina! posted:

laffin' at this poor who can't afford to lose a particle of his precious weed. just lmao.

syscall girl posted:

amateurs

Improbable Lobster posted:

syscall girl posted:

amateurs

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Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) is the young daughter of the Larrabee family's chauffeur, Thomas, and she has been in love with David Larrabee (William Holden) all her life. David is an oft-married, idle playboy, crazy for women, who has never noticed Sabrina, much to her and the household staff's dismay.

Sabrina then attends culinary school in Paris, and she returns home as an attractive and sophisticated woman. David, after initially not recognizing Sabrina, is quickly drawn to her.

David's workaholic older brother, Linus (Humphrey Bogart), sees this and fears that David's imminent marriage to Elizabeth Tyson (Martha Hyer) may be endangered. If the engagement is broken off, it would ruin a great corporate deal between the Larrabee business and Elizabeth's very wealthy father. Linus confronts David about his irresponsibility to the family, the business, and Elizabeth, but David is unrepentant.

Linus then tries to distract Sabrina from David by drawing her affections to himself. He succeeds, but in the process falls in love with her, though he cannot admit this even to himself.

Linus reveals his maneuver to Sabrina, leaving her disillusioned about him and David. Sabrina agrees to leave and never come back, and Linus arranges for her to return to Paris by ship the next day.

The next morning, Linus has second thoughts and decides to send David to Paris with Sabrina. This means calling off David's wedding with Elizabeth and the big Tyson deal, and he schedules a meeting of the Larrabee board to announce this. However, David shows up at the meeting and declares that he's decided to marry Elizabeth after all. As a result, Linus finally recognizes his own feelings for Sabrina. He rushes off to join her on the ship, and they sail away together to Paris.

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Sabrina Fairchild is the young daughter of the Larrabee family's chauffeur, Thomas, and has been in love with David Larrabee all her life. David is a playboy, constantly falling in love, yet he has never noticed Sabrina, much to her dismay.

Sabrina travels to Paris for a fashion internship at Vogue (rather than a culinary course as in the original film) and returns as an attractive, sophisticated woman. David, after initially not recognizing her, is quickly drawn to her despite being newly engaged to Elizabeth Tyson, a doctor.

David's workaholic older brother Linus fears that David's imminent wedding to the very suitable Elizabeth might be endangered. If the wedding were to be canceled, so would a lucrative merger with the bride's family business, Tyson Electronics, run by her father Patrick. This could cost the Larrabee Corporation, run by Linus and his mother Maude, in the neighborhood of a billion dollars.

Linus tries to redirect Sabrina's affections to himself and it works. Sabrina falls in love with him, even though she quotes others as calling Linus "the world's only living heart donor" and someone who "thinks that morals are paintings on walls and scruples are money in Russia."

In the process, Linus also falls in love with her. Unwilling to admit his feelings, Linus confesses his scheme to Sabrina at the last minute and sends her back to Paris. But he is induced to pursue her there by chiding from his mother and a newly aware David, who steps into his shoes at the Larrabee Corporation.

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Drs. Mary K. Rodgers and Diana Pien analysed the subject in an essay entitled "Elephants and Marshmallows" (subtitled "A Theoretical Synthesis of Incongruity-Resolution and Arousal Theories of Humour"), and wrote that "jokes are nonsensical when they fail to completely resolve incongruities," and cited one of the many permutations of the elephant joke: "Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?" "Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"The joke is incompletely resolved in their opinion," noted Dr. Elliot Oring, "because the situation is incompatible with the world as we know it. Certainly, elephants do not sit in cups of hot chocolate."Oring defined humour as not the resolution of incongruity, but "the perception of appropriate incongruity,"that all jokes contain a certain amount of incongruity, and that absurd jokes require the additional component of an "absurd image," with an incongruity of the mental image.

fool_of_sound posted:

Suspicious Dish posted:

jugaad is pro as hell poo poo

Suspicious Dish posted:

jugaad is pro as hell poo poo

Lutha Mahtin posted:

in minnesota we call this "norwegian engineering"

duTrieux. posted:

lol that's some really specific and niche racism.

Sham bam bamina! posted: