Novum posted:loving brutal I loving know, right? Every morning waking up and realising that you're not one of the good fat fightmen like Hunto or Dos Santos, nor are you one of the likeable entertaining trashweights like Pat Berry or Joey Beltran. No sir, you're four pounds of misfiring motor neurons scraped along the inside of a 230lb Tiki themed turd golem and you're so innately unlikeable that even the notoriously racist PSPMMA will cheer a Brazilian just for hurting you. Every morning the dude probably tries to put the gun in his mouth but accidentally ends up flying crescent kicking it out the window when he gets a fit of The Brownes.
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Did we just find the last surviving Cheick Kongo fan or something? Goddamn
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Apr 22, 2014 22:46
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Also Joey Beltran is a lhw, sucks and hasn't had a fun fight in several years. Did Travis Browne steal your prom date or something?
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Novum posted:loving brutal
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Apr 22, 2014 22:47
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notorious r.a.c.i.s.t.s.
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The brazilian race
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Bluedeanie posted:Also Joey Beltran is a lhw, sucks and hasn't had a fun fight in several years. Did Travis Browne steal your prom date or something? Fatherdog please give me this fucker's IP address and also $500 so I can fly out to this dude and suplex some sense into him.
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henkman posted:The brazilian race
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Apr 22, 2014 23:01
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My opponents were excellent runners and very fast, and my 4:57:09 time is very respectable considering I was running with two broken legs and an undiagnosed conjoined twin
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Disgusting Coward posted:Fatherdog please give me this fucker's IP address and also $500 so I can fly out to this dude and suplex some sense into him. I made a kickstarter for this, please contribute guys: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/somethingawfulPSP/buythisniggasomeairfare
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Apr 22, 2014 23:14
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Donated 50 bux
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I made a kickstarter for this, please contribute guys: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/somethingawfulPSP/buythisniggasomeairfare Great fundraising goals.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I made a kickstarter for this, please contribute guys: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/somethingawfulPSP/buythisniggasomeairfare I might contribute so I can laugh at this guy for continuing to think Joey Beltran is better than Travis Browne (they are both bad in their own special ways)
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I made a kickstarter for this, please contribute guys: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/somethingawfulPSP/buythisniggasomeairfare I watch the whole thing every time, sometimes twice, and if you don't I suggest you may be following the wrong sport.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I made a kickstarter for this, please contribute guys: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/somethingawfulPSP/buythisniggasomeairfare I was surprised kickstarter let you put "nigga" in the url
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It's the facebook of hustlin' paper. Of course they're down for the cause. Edit: New stretch goal added, at $1000 dollars we can get Phil Baroni to do it instead
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The UFC on Fox show ended up with a 1.6 rating factoring in the west coast, so no need for them to panic.
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DjLando posted:Just bought Fight Pass and watched the last Fight Night; where can I find the prelims on ufc.tv? It's weird, but can't find them anywhere. Were they broadcasted somewhere else? Welcome to Fight Pass. You can't. That's normal. Sorta kinda. Welcome to Fight Pass. Now enjoy the amazing FightLibrary. In other, more irrelevant (but still UFC-)news: Not-quite-so-new UFC fighter/european hopeful/icelandic bjjjesus on a 3-0 streak in the octagon Gunnar "Gunni" Nelson will display is world-class cagefighter skills by partaking in a tournament for all the...uh, marbles, I guess, versus 10 opponents, all of whom are either staff of CCP Games or special guests of the annual "Fanfest" convention for the internet spaceship game EVE Online. quote:During EVE OF DESTRUCTION, Nelson will face off against CCP Games staff members and special guests in 10 back-to-back, one-versus-one wrestling matches in a fighting cage on loan from Mjölnir MMA Gym, his home training ground. The winner of each match is determined by submission, with unlimited time per round and only enough time between rounds for the introduction of the next competitor. Since I, a part-time eve-nerd, am still being prodded by my "peers" to go to Fanfest, I'm pretty sure I could whoop this scandinavian messiah for the greater good of the PSP mantlepiece. I mean, I've got like 45 pounds and 8 inches reach on him and "flailing, half-strength maneuvers" is right the gently caress up my alley. He doesn't even have a viking-related nickname. I've got this.
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Disgusting Coward posted:I loving know, right? Every morning waking up and realising that you're not one of the good fat fightmen like Hunto or Dos Santos, nor are you one of the likeable entertaining trashweights like Pat Berry or Joey Beltran. No sir, you're four pounds of misfiring motor neurons scraped along the inside of a 230lb Tiki themed turd golem and you're so innately unlikeable that even the notoriously racist PSPMMA will cheer a Brazilian just for hurting you. Every morning the dude probably tries to put the gun in his mouth but accidentally ends up flying crescent kicking it out the window when he gets a fit of The Brownes. The Brownes
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Stay true to the spirit of goonswarm, send a tiny weakling into the match to hold his ankle and then send in 20 fat nerds to smother him completely.
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The true spirit of somethingawful is going into a fight expecting it to be an amusing joke and then getting completely destroyed by someone much richer and handsomer than you.
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Novum posted:The true spirit of somethingawful is going into a fight expecting it to be an amusing joke and then getting completely destroyed by someone much richer and handsomer than you. :LowtaxEweBollgif.:
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Novum posted:The true spirit of somethingawful is going into a fight expecting it to be an amusing joke and then getting completely destroyed by someone much richer and handsomer than you. Also at the end of it you should be addicted to painkillers and live in the midwest. It matches note for note.
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Lloyd Boner posted:Really wanna see Browne vs Hunto Really want to see Hunto vs Anyone. Seriously, is there a logical matchup for Hunt that won't be completely awesome?
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xcore posted:Really want to see Hunto vs Anyone. Cain, but only because it'll be sad and heartbreaking
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Fat Twitter Man posted:The Brownes Browne Syndrome.
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Lloyd Boner posted:Cain, but only because it'll be sad and heartbreaking Oh ye of little (only faith) Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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xcore posted:Really want to see Hunto vs Anyone. Barnett could end up going badly for Hunt, but we're talking about a guy who got smashed by the 230 pound Tiki turd golem, so who knows...
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Max Awfuls posted:Barnett could end up going badly for Hunt, but we're talking about a guy who got smashed by the 230 pound Tiki turd golem, so who knows... I would like to see a Barnett rematch because it would give us a marker for exactly how far Hunt has come since his PRIDE days.
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SquirrelGrip posted:Does he still play counter-strike He did when he beat the Kongo level
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It's time. Hunt vs Nelson.
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http://instagram.com/p/nHZChiCMt8/?utm_campaign=Anderson+Silva+Road+to+Recovery&utm_source=15600&utm_medium=Twitter%3A+ufc& Looks like the leg's better
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If I ever have to get an MRI done on my brain this is what will show up on the monitor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGny23CUbA
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Hunt vs Nelson: No Country for Fried Chicken Hunt vs Nelson: gently caress Mike Dolce SquirrelGrip fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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