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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
in a few weeks. what should i bring?

The list so far:
  • a suicide note
  • two freinds to murder
  • enough money for heli evac
  • alcohol
  • guns
  • a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill
  • toilet paper
  • laptop
  • a towel
  • meth
  • marijuana
  • bologna
  • kraft singles
  • a multitool
  • mushrooms and LSD
  • tampons
  • a thermos to jizz in
  • a bus
  • LTE tether so I can post from anywhere
  • something flirty
  • a lighter
  • a real man
  • a small shovel/trowel for digging a poop hole
  • water
  • bear spray
  • a tent
  • pant(s)
  • a friend to sex
  • hand crank radio
  • katana & shotgun
  • someone you love
  • bagger 288 for strip mining
  • a huge black dildo
  • a ps vita to play video games and watch anime
  • a knife for when i have to cut off my arm
  • binoculars
  • bug spray

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Apr 26, 2014

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Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

for how long? are you backpacking? what do you have?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
a suicide note

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
take two friends, end up killing them both

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

whoflungpoop posted:

a suicide note

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Just for a day, I've never camped by myself and I'm scared a bear will eat me. I have a tent, a sleeping bag/pad, food/water, a little camping stove I'm going to borrow from my father. matches, knives, a folding saw a map and compass. Also a headlamp and lantern and that kind of stuff.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
However much it costs for helicopter evac.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006
are you doing drugs if not you should or at least get wasted

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Konar posted:

are you doing drugs if not you should or at least get wasted

I will be getting high on the beauty of nature.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
are you actually going back country or just rolling out of your car to some roadside chumpsi.. i mean campsite?

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
bring beer and drugs and friends with whom to consume them

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

SweetKarma posted:

Just for a day, I've never camped by myself and I'm scared a bear will eat me. I have a tent, a sleeping bag/pad, food/water, a little camping stove I'm going to borrow from my father. matches, knives, a folding saw a map and compass.
If it is just one night all you need to bring is enough food, water, and shelter/clothing to not die for 24 hours or less. Anything else is just a luxury item. You got it bro.

Magnitogorsk. posted:

bring beer and friends with whom to consume them
But of course this is the main reason to camp anywhere.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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drugs and guns, unless you're Mexican looking

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Toilet paper

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Laptop. They don't have computers there you have to bring your own.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

rezatahs posted:

are you actually going back country or just rolling out of your car to some roadside chumpsi.. i mean campsite?

It's not back country, but it's a fairly remote location. I won't have to backpack in or anything. I've been there with my father a few times. There's a little creek with some native brook trout.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Essentials.

Towel, Gun, Meth, Pot, Alcohol, lunchmeat (bologna), Kraft Singles and a multitool.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
honestly you could literally bring nothing and be fine for 1 day at a roadside site so yeah take whatever. car camping isn't camping.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Seriously though only 1 day? Man up bitch

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Mushrooms/LSD

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

Outpost22 posted:

Mushrooms/LSD

you are just wasting your time camping alone if this isn't part of it

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SweetKarma posted:

in a few weeks. what should i bring?

Tampons.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Neo Duckberg posted:

Seriously though only 1 day? Man up bitch

I'm working my way up to multi-day backpacking trips, but nature is scary.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
you'll need a thermos to jizz into so you don't waste any of your precious seed

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion.

roger wilco
Jun 22, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Maoist Pussy posted:

You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion.
Also attack deer. Watch out for carnivorous attack deer

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

SweetKarma posted:

I'm working my way up to multi-day backpacking trips, but nature is scary.

it's really not that bad

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Eat strange plants and bring a bus

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
RIP, OP

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Neo Duckberg posted:

it's really not that bad

I know but I'm a little bitch. I was camping with some friends in sequoia national park and a bear came into our camp and I pooped a little.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
LTE tether so you can post from anywhere

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

something flirty

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
let me guess. you've never left the bay area before in your life.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

op will be raped by hill-folk/me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
haha no but seriously op you're going to end up as an anecdote about the dangers of hypothermia. his car was right there, yet he decided to strip half naked and stumble down a steep embankment as delirium set in.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
yer gonna die

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a gun a hammock a lighter a real man

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005


ill show up as soon as i see he has fallen asleep

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