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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
So I see that Boetsch was +1000 a couple of days ago and is +550 now. Did he lose an arm or something?

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

vainman posted:

So I see that Boetsch was +1000 a couple of days ago and is +550 now. Did he lose an arm or something?

Boetsch is going to lose but that previous line must have been a mass mistake.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
yeah, they could do Boetsch vs Cain at +1000 odds and I'd still put some money on him. The Barbarian isn't that bad.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
That line is bizarrely heavy sided, I suspect MMAth has a lot to do with it since Rockhold just stopped Costa who stole Boetsch's soul when he made him bleed his own blood. Boetsch is pretty much a classic Strikeforce contender and should be the dog but that's whacky. I'd quote it more at -400/+300 so there's value in it for a small play, but Boetsch should lose the decision. (just checking the odds and the fight isn't expected to make it the end which I though would have been more likely)

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Rumble is coming in as a decent dog against Phil Davis. Worth a couple of coins at +175

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

-Atom- posted:

I feel like you only get to brag if you post your picks prior to the event.

That's absolutely fair

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

outy posted:

Rumble is coming in as a decent dog against Phil Davis. Worth a couple of coins at +175

Again, no.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

outy posted:

Rumble is coming in as a decent dog against Phil Davis. Worth a couple of coins at +175

Rumble coming in overweight is a bet worth taking, but that's about it.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

I think Johnson is pretty formidable at 205, very aggressive and hits like a truck. He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here, and while I think Davis is right to be favourite, the odds are generous.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
nope

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Didn't Rumble get outwrestled by Vitor Belfort

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

outy posted:

I think Johnson is pretty formidable at 205, very aggressive and hits like a truck. He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here, and while I think Davis is right to be favourite, the odds are generous.

Rumble isn't gonna get KO'd, but I'd say Phil's got a good chance to win by triangle

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

outy posted:

He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here

Johnson isn't going to win the fight off of his back.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
What's the line on Davis? Rumble shouldn't be anywhere near that high.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Foul Fowl posted:

What's the line on Davis? Rumble shouldn't be anywhere near that high.

-225 for Davis (4/9 on in old money).

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

outy posted:

I think Johnson is pretty formidable at 205, very aggressive and hits like a truck. He's in zero danger of getting KO'd here, and while I think Davis is right to be favourite, the odds are generous.

So post how much you bet on him so that we can laugh at you after.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

henkman posted:

Didn't Rumble get outwrestled by Vitor Belfort

He took Vitor down and the ref (I think Big Dan) stood them up quickly a couple times so fat Rumble gassed hard.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Fozzy The Bear posted:

So post how much you bet on him so that we can laugh at you after.

Why would anyone want to laugh at the misfortune of others? Unless their own lives were so full of failure that a glimpse of someone else's sadness is the only thing that brings them any happiness.

I might make a bet, but if I do then I hope I lose it and bring a glimmer of light into your dark life.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Rumble's +200 on Sportsbook just sayin

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
hold off on betting he'll be 205+ at weigh-ins

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
$10 to win $370 on Boetsch to win in the third because Strikeforce blows

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
This thread needs some parlays. Here are some parlays I made because I am stupid.

$5.00 $229.47 Pending 8 Team Parlay
Pending 4/26/14 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Phil Davis -225* vs Anthony Johnson
Pending 4/26/14 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 Tim Boetsch/Luke Rockhold Over 1½ -165*
Pending 4/26/14 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1302 Jim Miller -210* vs Yancy Medeiros
Pending 4/26/14 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1402 Max Holloway +135* vs Andre Fili
Pending 4/26/14 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1501 Tim Elliott/Joseph Benavidez Over 2½ -185*
Pending 4/26/14 8:30pm UFC Fighting 1701 Bethe Correia/Jessamyn Duke Over 2½ -285*
Pending 4/26/14 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1901 Charlie Brenneman/Danny Castillo Under 2½ +100*
Pending 4/26/14 11:59pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -250* vs Teixeira/Jones goes 5 round distance

$5.00 $73.29 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 4/26/14 11:59pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -260* vs Teixeira/Jones goes 5 round distance
Pending 4/26/14 11:00pm Props Fighting 1108 Not Johnson by 3 round decision -547* vs Johnson wins by 3 round decision
Pending 4/26/14 10:30pm Props Fighting 1210 Not Rockhold inside distance +105* vs Rockhold wins inside distance
Pending 4/26/14 8:30pm Props Fighting 1511 Benavidez wins by 3 round decision +112* vs Not Benavidez by 3 round decision
Pending 4/26/14 6:30pm Props Fighting 1909 Castillo wins inside distance +120* vs Not Castillo inside distance

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

JuanGoat posted:

This thread needs some parlays. Here are some parlays I made because I am stupid.

$5.00 $229.47 Pending 8 Team Parlay
Pending 4/26/14 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Phil Davis -225* vs Anthony Johnson
Pending 4/26/14 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 Tim Boetsch/Luke Rockhold Over 1½ -165*
Pending 4/26/14 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1302 Jim Miller -210* vs Yancy Medeiros
Pending 4/26/14 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1402 Max Holloway +135* vs Andre Fili
Pending 4/26/14 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1501 Tim Elliott/Joseph Benavidez Over 2½ -185*
Pending 4/26/14 8:30pm UFC Fighting 1701 Bethe Correia/Jessamyn Duke Over 2½ -285*
Pending 4/26/14 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1901 Charlie Brenneman/Danny Castillo Under 2½ +100*
Pending 4/26/14 11:59pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -250* vs Teixeira/Jones goes 5 round distance

$5.00 $73.29 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 4/26/14 11:59pm Props Fighting 1004 Fight won't go 5 round distance -260* vs Teixeira/Jones goes 5 round distance
Pending 4/26/14 11:00pm Props Fighting 1108 Not Johnson by 3 round decision -547* vs Johnson wins by 3 round decision
Pending 4/26/14 10:30pm Props Fighting 1210 Not Rockhold inside distance +105* vs Rockhold wins inside distance
Pending 4/26/14 8:30pm Props Fighting 1511 Benavidez wins by 3 round decision +112* vs Not Benavidez by 3 round decision
Pending 4/26/14 6:30pm Props Fighting 1909 Castillo wins inside distance +120* vs Not Castillo inside distance

I hate to admit it but I think that top one is pretty plausible. Also I'm probably really biased but Jim Miller at -210 against Yancy Medeiros seems like a pretty good one, especially if he was preparing for Ellenberger all camp.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

I hate to admit it but I think that top one is pretty plausible. Also I'm probably really biased but Jim Miller at -210 against Yancy Medeiros seems like a pretty good one, especially if he was preparing for Ellenberger all camp.

Preparing for Joe Ellenberger, who may be to Jake what Dan is to Jim.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

outy posted:

Why would anyone want to laugh at the misfortune of others? Unless their own lives were so full of failure that a glimpse of someone else's sadness is the only thing that brings them any happiness.

I might make a bet, but if I do then I hope I lose it and bring a glimmer of light into your dark life.

lol

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Put money on Jones and Rumble Johnson because I want their opponents to win

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

outy posted:

Rumble is coming in as a decent dog against Phil Davis. Worth a couple of coins at +175

Good post

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
My system continues to be 100% foolproof

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
Lost all my bets because of Davis. gently caress it, throwing all my money on Jones.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

willie_dee posted:

Put money on Jones and Rumble Johnson because I want their opponents to win

You cursed us!

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
I have something very important to tell you all




























Don't bet on MMA

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
Don't bet on Phil Davis.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

JuanGoat posted:

I have something very important to tell you all



Don't bet on MMA

You learned an important lesson today

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
lmao davis sucks

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

JuanGoat posted:

I have something very important to tell you all




























Don't bet on MMA

ah, triangle got the square

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


phil davis voided a bunch of parlays for me but the one I had without him paid out what I had spent overall so nothing happened really.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
I hedged my Davis parlays with a Rumble bet so I came up 20 bucks then I bet that 20 on glover because

JuanGoat posted:

Lost all my bets because of Davis. gently caress it, throwing all my money on Jones.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Glover Teixeira @ 5.00
£7.00
Return £0.00

Tim Boetsch @ 7.00
£5.00
Return £0.00

Anthony Johnson @ 2.80
£23.00
Return £64.40

I like rooting for the little guy :)

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

outy posted:

I like rooting for the little guy :)

so you bet on anthony johnson, naturally

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outy
Aug 27, 2004

Triticum Guzzler posted:

so you bet on anthony johnson, naturally

He's a mental midget.

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