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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Snowdens Secret posted:

Shocking that naval aviation shore commands would be turbogayer than the buggery-riddled seagoing fleet

On having the displeasure of being stationed at NAS Oceana my last year or so in the Marines I can confirm that shore commands are even worse than being stationed with a bunch of rapists and people who stab cab drivers in Japan.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Bolow posted:

On having the displeasure of being stationed at NAS Oceana my last year or so in the Marines I can confirm that shore commands are even worse than being stationed with a bunch of rapists and people who stab cab drivers in Japan.

Oceana owns compared to Edwards, which owns when compared to Yuma, which is better than Cherry Point.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Booblord Zagats posted:

Oceana owns compared to Edwards, which owns when compared to Yuma, which is better than Cherry Point.

Everywhere is better than Cherry Point.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Elendil004 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5MYrGetfYA

When it's all said and done, can we agree that his video never happened?

It's the "Don't Copy that Floppy" of rape :)

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

sforzacio posted:

Watching that made me ashamed to be an American.

A Brit from the RN was the Producer, so they bear some responsibility as well.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Helldump Immunity. posted:

It's the "Don't Copy that Floppy" of rape :)

"Don't Rape that Shipmate"?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Carteret posted:

Everywhere is better than Cherry Point.

Needs to replace 'Semper Fidelis' as the Marine Corps motto

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Carteret posted:

Everywhere is better than Cherry Point.

29 Palms isn't.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Deathy McDeath posted:

29 Palms isn't.

I dunno, Cherry Point seemed overtly toxic when I was there, 29 Palms felt like it atleast tried to hide it

DaNerd
Sep 15, 2009

u br?
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who enjoyed being in 29 Palms. :iiam:

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008


A cool size comparison chart for helicopters.

E:easier to read version.

Richard Bong fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 28, 2014

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Where is Airwolf?

Yeah yeah. The Bell 222 is on there. It's not the same.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Richard Bong posted:



A cool size comparison chart for helicopters.

E:easier to read version.

Nobody does "absurdly sized" like the Russians.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=493102384148483

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


loving dope

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Hard rear end motherfuckers right there.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

Nobody does "absurdly sized" like the Russians.

Mi-26 "Tsar Helicopter"

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

bitcoin bastard posted:

Mi-26 "Tsar Helicopter"

Mil V-12 :colbert:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Sjurygg posted:

Mil V-12 :colbert:



What in the poo poo? Are those turbines or actual jet engines?

E: Please be jet engines.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

that's what the Osprey should have been

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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sforzacio posted:

that's what the Osprey should have been

The Osprey only exists because someone at DARPA watched Aliens and got a boner for the dropship

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Perfectly reasonable. gently caress yeah space marines.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

bitcoin bastard posted:

What in the poo poo? Are those turbines or actual jet engines?

E: Please be jet engines.

Do you know what jet engines are?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

For as big as ospreys look they sure are cramped

53s are chill though. Those things are beasts

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Christoff posted:

For as big as ospreys look they sure are cramped

53s are chill though. Those things are beasts

No helo is chill. They all suck. Flying on things maintained by the same retards you went to bootcamp with is terrifying.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Fair enough. I'm surprised we didn't have any incidents for as much as they were constantly flying.

We were passengers, a lot. It was terrifying the first 5 times but now it's just nap time. A 53 did blow an engine in the other bird with us when we did some training. Rotated to the side quite a bit apparently. Waved off a couple times and slammed the ground a couple times. Rotors skipping on the ground, etc.


They did have some contractors come and fix one of the ospreys on ship. Can't trust enlisted I guess

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Christoff posted:

Can't trust enlisted

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Christoff posted:

For as big as ospreys look they sure are cramped

53s are chill though. Those things are beasts

I'm at an osprey base and I was pretty shocked the first time I saw one up close. They look a lot bigger in photos/in the air.

Booblord Zagats posted:

The Osprey only exists because someone at DARPA watched Aliens and got a boner for the dropship

I hope we don't have to wait 50 years to get an Osprey without the props.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I hope we don't have to wait 50 years to get an Osprey without the props.

The Germans are a couple steps ahead of ya there:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


quote:

The project was cancelled in 1970 due to high costs, technical problems and a change of requirement.

lol so it can happen

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

MonkeyLibFront
Feb 26, 2003
Where's the cake?
I loving hate 53's and Ospreys, i had to sleep next to the HLS for 7 months.

Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad
So to commemorate its first anniversary the Finnish Army online gallery published about 800 color photos from the years 1939-1945. They're accessible here: http://sa-kuva.fi/.

Contents include John Cleese shelling bolsheviks,


a field synagogue,


Mannerheim smoking,


some other guy smoking, and


double flags.


In conclusion:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

somebodydonefuckedup.gif

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I can hear that jet going "AAAA GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME OH GOD I CAN'T SEE"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Sjurygg posted:

I can hear that jet going "AAAA GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME OH GOD I CAN'T SEE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckOaHGMEQ68

Same, but with an F-14, so it's cooler

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Aerial refueling is so hilariously dangerous. I can't believe it's become a normal thing to do.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


I loving love the ones where the hose just flies away.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Even better with helos

http://youtu.be/I3Pp4vOr3SE

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