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Tin Tim posted:Also, Tsu-nä-mi. That's how you spell it if you're not a peasant and have umlauts in your language. Oh, we know. But after that rear end in a top hat Gordon, we're never gonna say it right again during this LP.
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No-name Surge second-in-command evilness is suddenly easily comprehensible when you realize that his nonsense about the panic being worse than the crisis makes perfect sense, not in reality as it is experienced by the living but in world of economics. If he's an economist who works for the military in a secret special unit then that explains at least part of why SURGE is both so evil and so very, very dumb.
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   It's a well known fact that tsunamis are the least threatening disaster ever; it's like being pelted with velvet kittens in a bath tub full of hugs. And we all know that making new assets and levels is hard, so why not just reuse what you've already got? Also with my infinite amount of art skills, I've decided to sum up the plot of the game so far: 
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Okay, so the dog and the Iguana-on-a-stick in one area are a dead giveaway of what this is about. This is the prequel to Fallout.
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When I was taught CPR they emphasized two things, beyond the proper way to perform it of course. First, statistically CPR probably isn't going to save someone by itself; at best you're delaying the death of various tissues from a lack of blood and oxygen. Second, a person's heart and lungs beginning to work again is the only reason to stop under normal conditions. If you're performing CPR you don't stop until you're relieved or you literally can't do it any more, assuming you're not putting yourself in danger by doing so. Submerging burns in cold water can in fact provide some healing or therapeutic elements. It can help decrease the damage of surface burns and dull pain but it's not something you want overdo because you could give your hand/arm/whatever frostbite or yourself hypothermia if you do for a large area of skin. For burns that go below the skin's surface all you're really doing is numbing pain. That's far too serious for this LP, I apologize 
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That fire fighting scene was made better by having this on my noggin.
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Kibayasu posted:When I was taught CPR they emphasized two things, beyond the proper way to perform it of course. First, statistically CPR probably isn't going to save someone by itself; at best you're delaying the death of various tissues from a lack of blood and oxygen. Second, a person's heart and lungs beginning to work again is the only reason to stop under normal conditions. If you're performing CPR you don't stop until you're relieved or you literally can't do it any more, assuming you're not putting yourself in danger by doing so.  it's always good to know this sort of stuff to be useful in future.I'm never gonna stop hearing TSU-NA-ME ever again, that's just amazing.
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I couldn't stop thinking about it help me  ????????????? Edit: Oh my god, while I was looking for an image of Ray I stumbled onto this ad for disaster and I think I'm going to have a stroke and die: 
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Why didn't that car have airbags?Panzer Skank posted:Edit: Oh my god, while I was looking for an image of Ray I stumbled onto this ad for disaster and I think I'm going to have a stroke and die: I am actually dying right now oh my god. The face of a man who is trying to outrun a goddamn tsunami. The face of a man thinking... "gotta go fast"
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Panzer Skank posted:I couldn't stop thinking about it help me Holy poo poo. Somebody needs to make this game into a film. This is too perfect!
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Panzer Skank posted:Edit: Oh my god, while I was looking for an image of Ray I stumbled onto this ad for disaster and I think I'm going to have a stroke and die: Hugh Jackman outruns a deadly Tsunamy in the blockbuster hit of the summer!
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Our intrepid hero Ray has outsmarted the powerful Val Cano, dodged the onslaught of the destructive Eartha Quake, escaped the clutches of the fearsome Bernie Cane, and has just outrun the speedy Sue Nami. What powerful foes could be lying in wait to stop Ray's mission to pour water on people and consume giant foods?
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Panzer Skank posted:I couldn't stop thinking about it help me Must be all dem cheeseburgers. FinalGamer fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Hugh Jackman outruns a deadly Tsunamy in the blockbuster hit of the summer! In fairness, I think I'm far from the only person who would enjoy watching a dumb action movie whose pitch was 'The Rock, but also with more firenados.'
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I imagine the bowgun range is going to be a bit easier than that junk challenge? No crazy arcs to work with.
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Glazius posted:I imagine the bowgun range is going to be a bit easier than that junk challenge? No crazy arcs to work with.
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  Just a short, quick update today and boy is it ummmmmmm filler? But we do get to meet another merc since the last one got consumed by a tsunami while saluting at it and screaming. I'm sure this new guy will work out a lot better in the menacing department though. Also there is a bit of a side quest that opens up whenever you finish any level in the game and it's what the game refers to as the 'Staminas Campaign' (and yeah, the game does pluralize stamina....and yes, a voice actor says the line super awkwardly later on). But it's a pretty simple side quest that just requires the player to revisit a level while looking for these hidden away signs; collect all the signs and you get an experience bonus at the end. Miss a single sign and you get nothing. Collect every sign in the game and you get a special prize! Staminas Sign Bonus!
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azren posted:What kind of idiot thinks "I need to get the important, fairly fragile piece of equipment from that guy, so I'm going to fire high-power chaingun rounds and missiles at him with no discrimination!" 
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azren posted:What kind of idiot thinks "I need to get the important, fairly fragile piece of equipment from that guy, so I'm going to fire high-power chaingun rounds and missiles at him with no discrimination!"
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Niggurath posted:Unless of course it's going to randomly show up in one of the many tsunamis that are seemingly patrolling the streets to chase after Ray....cause that's what tsunamis do. Now I expect the tsunamis to start showing up in droves solely to try and kill Ray.
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This is a great LP with great commentators.
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Devious Vacuum posted:This is a great LP with great commentators. Oh god you captured his super buff butt so nicely I love this so much  Thank you miss dvac
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Panzer Skank posted:Oh god you captured his super buff butt so nicely I love this so much Now someone needs to edit a corgi into Ray's pants so he has a buf buff butt.
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Niggurath posted:I suppose the bigger question for me is just where the nuke might have ended up after the tsunami; did it get washed out to see and is it still that much a threat sitting out in the bay or at the bottom of the ocean? I mean it's bound to do some damage but I assume it won't be as much out in the ocean, right? In the shallow bay of a city? It won't be as bad as an airburst, but it's still a nuke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlh8Z42HEv8
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Devious Vacuum posted:This is a great LP with great commentators.
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It seems obvious to me that when Chopper Guy Greg disappeared, it's because he went ahead to tell the tsunami where to find Ray.
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I thought Gregory's taunt of 'You hungry?' was really cruel to someone with Ray's condition, but then I saw that he can eat burgers at long range. Apparently the cable cars in the world of BRC are made by the firm Powell & Hyde, since that clearly was Silvia Street you were on, but they
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Devious Vacuum posted:This is a great LP with great commentators. I should also mention that I have seen cans of monster this size before. It's been a few years however.
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David D. Davidson posted:I should also mention that I have seen cans of monster this size before. It's been a few years however.  It was apparently called the Monster 'BFC'....why would anyone ever need this?
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Niggurath posted:
Do you know how much precious energy and calories you burn when you're playing the esports?  
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Oh man I just got caught up to this thread, this LP is amazing. I've ended up marathoning all the videos up so far with my roommates and we're all sad now that we have to wait for new updates instead of just blowing through the entire thing. 
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I hope that Staminas Campaign guy has funky fresh lines for every level. Also I noticed in this video that Ray makes a kind of disgusted sound when he finishes chugging the giant buff-man drank, almost as if to say "I can't believe I chugged the whole thing!"
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:I hope that Staminas Campaign guy has funky fresh lines for every level. Also I noticed in this video that Ray makes a kind of disgusted sound when he finishes chugging the giant buff-man drank, almost as if to say "I can't believe I chugged the whole thing!"
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:I hope that Staminas Campaign guy has funky fresh lines for every level. Also I noticed in this video that Ray makes a kind of disgusted sound when he finishes chugging the giant buff-man drank, almost as if to say "I can't believe I chugged the whole thing!" Every time I see Ray polish off one of those giant cans in about a second, I always expect to her "The Kaubocks Belch" afterwards, and I'm always a little disappointed when I don't.
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