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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That's the wall brother.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight we have two special Nitros that are only an hour long! The NBA Playoffs are intruding on our sacred wrestling show, moving Nitro an hour earlier and forcing it to be an hour shorter! So if you go to bed early and have to miss Nitro normally these are the shows for you!

Tonight you'll get:

Lots of hot hot JJ Dillon action!
Nick Patrick!
Rey vs Syxx
Lizmark Jr. vs Glacier
Meng vs Regal
Harlem Heat vs Giant and Luger

AND SO MUCH MORE!

In episode two you'll get...

Juvi vs Dragon for the TV title
MONGO VS MALENKO
Konnan and Hugh Morrus vs ICE TRAIN AND ALEX WRIGHT THE TAG TEAM OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!


plus probably Sting and some stuff.

So with only two hours of Nitro don't think we're going to cut off our programming early! We can't show three Nitros because episode two is the Slamboree go home show, so instead we will be showing...

MCKENZIE'S ISLAND starring HULK HOGAN and GRACE JONES. I had no idea this movie existed until last week.

8 PM for Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

7:30 for Cowboy Who? and probably 9:30 for another movie with Hulk Hogan on an island!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Five minutes til Nitro!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Woah, I completely forgot today is Tuesday. Taxes left me completely befuddled.

TONIGHT at 8 PM: WCW SLAMBOREE 1997!

So you say you like great matches?

Then tune in for ULTIMO DRAGON VS STEVE REGAL! This match was extremely well loved at the time, and I think it might be the second best WCW match of 1997.

So you say you want to watch really lovely matches?

MONGO VS REGGIE WHITE IS ALSO ON THIS SHOW! It's going to be great.

Elswhere on the card:

Jeff Jarrett vs Dean Malenko for the US title
Madusa vs Luna Vachon for the Bobby Heenan gets to be happy for a few minutes and talk about old timers he has fond memories of title.
Glacier vs Mortis
Rey Mysterio Jr vs Yuji Yasuraoka
Meng vs Chris Benoit in a Tongan Death Match
The Steiners vs Hugh Morrus and Konnan

AND YOUR MAIN EVENT:

Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and Kevin Greene vs Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Syxx

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Tune in at 7:30 for Cowboy Who? 8 PM for SLAMBOREE and at 11 we might watch TNA.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Meng vs Chris Benoit in a Tongan Death Match

It's a shame Benoit is going to take a dozen unprotected shots to the head because this sounds great on paper.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Slamboree 97 is starting now, plus THE WARRIOR and at 11 PM...

WBF BODYSTARS!!!!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is Nitro time. We've got a one hour episode and a two hour episode so I'll probably add some programming after.

Get all the fallout from Slamboree 97! Savage and DDP almost had an impromptu match last night, what will they do on Nitro?

Syxx takes on Flair.

Chono is in action.

The Giant faces three men!

THE GREAT MUTA WILL BE ON NITRO!

STING!!!! WILL HE BE THERE? (spoilers, he does cool poo poo.)

On top of that Hector Garza will debut and we'll get a kickass lucha libre trios match!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling 8 PM tonight!

Don't forget Cowboy Who? at 7:30!

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
So Google Play is giving away ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' today for free. Unfortunately, it does not include a VHS hiss, nor does it give you the power to transform from a tuxedo into shirtless blue-jean bearded men.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Require More Fire posted:

So Google Play is giving away ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' today for free. Unfortunately, it does not include a VHS hiss, nor does it give you the power to transform from a tuxedo into shirtless blue-jean bearded men.

Will it give you a cool yellow truck car?

Nitro starts in 2!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, Nitro is back to two hours and we've got two episodes including the go home show for Great American Bash 97: Page vs Savage II!

Alex Wright will take on Glacier!
Joe Gomez faces Buff!
Chono and Muta vs The Steiners
Scott Hall vs Ric Flair!

and in episode 2

Juvi, Calo and Ultimo Dragon vs Psychosis, La Parka and Silver King!
Alex Wright vs Chris Jericho!
Malia Hosaka vs Akira Hokuto!
Konnan vs Mongo!
LEX LUGER VS HOLLYWOOD HOGAN!

AND SO MUCH MORE!

So tune in for DDP and Savage, tune in for cruiserweights, tune in for JOE GOMEZ, TUNE IN FOR NITRO!

7:30 PM for Cowboy Who? 8 PM for Nitro! After Nitro I'm going to show an episode of San Francisco TV from the 70s that I think features the debut of Piper in the territory.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Alex Wright will take on Glacier!

This is one of kid me's dream matches, the other is Rey vs. Ultimo.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Great White Hope posted:

This is one of kid me's dream matches, the other is Rey vs. Ultimo.

I think we get one more Rey/Ultimo match at some point this year.

Nitro is on in 10!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight is GREAT AMERICAN BASH 97! I don't have much time to hype this but:

Main Event:

DDP vs Savage II!

Outsiders vs Flair and Piper!

GLACIER VS WRATH

Akira Hokuto vs Madusa, Title vs Career!

Benoit vs Meng in a DEATH MATCH

KEVIN GREENE VS MONGO

ULTIMO DRAGON VS PSYCHOSIS!

AND SO MUCH MORE!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM for GAB! 7:30 PM for COWBOY WHO?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


MassRafTer posted:

Benoit vs Meng in a DEATH MATCH


Yeesh, Meng plays the long game.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Benoit and Meng had a death match at the last PPV.

This is bullshit!

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
I'm sure Kevin Greene will stick around forever!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Benoit and Meng had a death match at the last PPV.

This is bullshit!

No complaining or Chris Benoit kills his family.

GAB in 20!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, witness the fall out from the Great American Bash 97! Did anyone have elevated liver enzymes? Will DDP seek his revenge? What will happen with Piper and Ric Flair? Will Sting come back from his home planet? Find out tonight!

Episode 1 features:

Wrestling Observer Newsletter MOTY 1997: MORTIS VS GLACIER
Malenko vs Chavo
La Parka vs Super Calo
Syxx vs Rey for the CW title
Ultimo Dragon vs Chris Jericho

PLUS THE NITRO DEBUT OF VICIOUS AND DELICIOUS AND SO MUCH MORE!

Episode 2 features:

Public Enemy vs La Parka and Damien 666
Alex Wright vs Chris Jericho
Steiners vs Harlem Heat
Hector Garza vs Villano IV
Chavo challenges for the CW title
Pro Wrestling Torch MOTY 1997: MONGO VS KONNAN
Glacier and Ernest Miller vs High Voltage

and your main event

DDP VS SCOTT HALL!

PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in at 8 PM for Nitro, 7:30 for Cowboy Who? and maybe stuff after?

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Wrestling Observer Newsletter MOTY 1997: MORTIS VS GLACIER
Malenko vs Chavo
La Parka vs Super Calo
Syxx vs Rey for the CW title
Ultimo Dragon vs Chris Jericho

:stare: I need to tune into this.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The Encounter is on youtube in iffy quality.
STING!!! is trapped in a diner with the Pure Flix all-stars.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

Wrestling Observer Newsletter MOTY 1997: MORTIS VS GLACIER

I'm having a great deal of trouble believing this!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm having a great deal of trouble believing this!

People on this forum need to have more faith in dirt sheets.

Nitro in 5!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

People on this forum need to have more faith in dirt sheets.

The dirtsheets LIED! :argh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

The dirtsheets LIED! :argh:

Maybe someone oughta clean them :haw:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT AT 8 PM, TWO EPISODES OF WCW NITRO!

We have a new cruiserweight champion, CHRIS JERICHO! How did this happen? The answer may surprise you!

A much hyped free agent superstar will debut, who is it? The answer may surprise you!

Another mystery man will make an appearance, who is it? The answer may surprise you!

Elsewhere...

Chris Jericho defends against Juvi
Dean Malenko vs Eddy Guerrero
Steve Regal vs Hector Garza
Super Calo vs Psychosis
Norton, Bagwell and Chono vs Flair, Benoit and MONGO
Wrath and Mortis vs High Voltage
Nash vs Mysterio
Hall, Nash and Savage vs Giant, Luger and DDP

AND SO MUCH MORE!

Then in Episode 2...

We find out why one of last week's debuts is in WCW. The answer may surprise you!

Larry Z finds out what the "wormpack" looks like up close. The answer may surprise you!

Flair and Piper come to blows, why? The answer won't surprise you!

Elswhere...

JOE GOMEZ VS KONNAN (1wrestling.com MOTY 97)
Villanos vs Juvi and Garza
Randy Savage vs La Parka
Psychosis and Silver King vs The Cat and Glacier (Scoopthis.com MOTY 1998)

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!

Tune in at 7:30 for Cowboy Who and 8 PM for Nitro with all the big debuts!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

The answer may surprise you.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro in 15. The Tony Schiavone rant on Karl Gotch has been located and will air prior!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
WCW BASH AT THE BEACH 1997!

The Worm.

Rod the Bod.

Rodzilla.

Michael Jordan's Latest Victim.

DENNIS RODMAN STEPS INTO A WCW RING!

Rodman and Hogan take on Best Friends Lex Luger and the Giant in your main event!

In the semi main event, the worst wrestler in the world takes on the best ever:

RODDY PIPER VS RIC FLAIR! (Dave Meltzer gave this THREE STARS, so either Flair is a miracle worker in 97 or Meltzer is an insane man)

for the WCW Cruiserweight title...

CHRIS JERICHO DEFENDS AGAINST ULTIMO DRAGON!

The Steiners take on Chono and Muta

Juvi, Hector Garza and Lizmark Jr face La Parka, Psychosis and Villano IV

Chris Benoit vs THE TASKMASTER in a RETIREMENT match.

JEFF Jarrett vs Mongo for Jeff's US title!

Scott Hall and Randy "What Up Mach" Macho Man Savage vs DDP and a Mystery Partner

and in your real main event

MORTIS AND WRATH VS THE CAT AND GLACIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all goes down at 8 PM, except for Cowboy Who? which goes down at 7:30!

and I have yet another birthday present for Coconono!!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bash at the Beach time!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'm pleasantly surprised by Dennis Rodman actually. Yeah he's not a wrestler but you can tell he was having fun and wanted to be there. They had him leapfrog both Lex and Lex Luger's Best Friend the Giant a million times, he heeled it up, did some takedowns and shoulder tackles, and he sold pretty well too. The match wouldn't have been as much of an abortion if they stuck him with a partner who could work instead of 45 year old Hulk Hogan.

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 09:24 on May 28, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is all the fall out from Bash at the Beach 97!

Why did Curt Hennig walk out on DPP?

WHY DID THE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT AN IMPOSTER AT ALL STING BETRAY US ALL?

What about Raven?

Meanwhile:

Super Calo vs La Parka

Eddy vs Chavo

Jarrett vs Flair

AND SO MUCH MORE! Including a MAJOR DEBUT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF NITRO!

Then in episode 2...

The Giant vs Muta

Malenko vs MONGO

Ultimo Dragon vs Steve Regal

The Outsiders vs Flair and Benoit

AND SO MUCH MORE

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM for Nitro, 7:30 PM for Cowboy Who? I believe it is the season 2 finale.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
10 minutes til Nitro!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT AT 7 PM EASTERN: Nitro on a special night! I won't be around Tuesday and this week will feature my favorite Nitro in the history of Nitro. So I am going to show it on the best night of the week for wrestling mega events, SUNDAY! Episode 2 is a special THREE HOUR NITRO SPECIAL to celebrate the 100TH Nitro! It features one of the best moments in Nitro history, if you are going to tune in for anything tune in for this!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Episode 1:

Ultimo Dragon defends the TV title against Prince Iaukea

Chris Jericho defends the cruiserweight title against Alex Wright

DDP takes on Syxx

Dean Malenko faces Hector Guerrero

The Giant wrestles The Great Muta

LA PARKA vs Konnan

and your main event is

Scott Steiner vs Randy Savage

Episode 2

This is the 100th Nitro and a 3 hour special. I'm not going to spoil anything about this show, it's 17 years old so maybe you know what happens, maybe you don't. Just watch it. It is real cool.

7 PM for Nitro! http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling I'm not going to do Cowboy Who? it'll be back next week.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
Would you say episode two is the greatest night in the history of our sport?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChampRamp posted:

Would you say episode two is the greatest night in the history of our sport?

I am just a fan and cannot take ownership of this great sport in anyway.

With that said, it might be.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I feel like Giant vs. Muta is going to be so WCW.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Of all the episodes I'm probably going to miss it ends up being this one :smith:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

TONIGHT AT 7 PM EASTERN: Nitro on a special night! I won't be around Tuesday and this week will feature my favorite Nitro in the history of Nitro. So I am going to show it on the best night of the week for wrestling mega events, SUNDAY! Episode 2 is a special THREE HOUR NITRO SPECIAL to celebrate the 100TH Nitro! It features one of the best moments in Nitro history, if you are going to tune in for anything tune in for this!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Episode 1:

Episode 2

This is the 100th Nitro and a 3 hour special. I'm not going to spoil anything about this show, it's 17 years old so maybe you know what happens, maybe you don't. Just watch it. It is real cool.

7 PM for Nitro! http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling I'm not going to do Cowboy Who? it'll be back next week.

Can you post a link to the video of the three hour special after you show them 'live'? May not be able to watch it when it's shown and it sounds fun.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
I will be there with bells on, for I am one of the mythical Ding Dongs.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Can you post a link to the video of the three hour special after you show them 'live'? May not be able to watch it when it's shown and it sounds fun.

I will try to remember, if I forget the most recent two Nitros are left in the playlist for the following week. You just have to scroll past all the Village People and Fabulous Ones videos.

Also there will be a pre show, I will be showing Kushida vs Ricochet from BOTSJ at 6:30!

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro starts in minutes!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

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