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Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground.
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Joke's on you though, those people have also practiced on No More Hesitation targets and just immediately shoot you in the face.
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May 1, 2014 14:19
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I don't get it, an old white man is the demographic I'd hesitate least to shoot.
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May 1, 2014 14:22
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Is that James Randi? I feel like he wants to shoot me for claiming to be a psychic. "You tell me, rear end in a top hat. Do I have another shell loaded?"
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May 1, 2014 14:57
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mrkillboy posted:So this is what a brochure for target practice um, targets looks like: So are goons now in the same category as muslims and urban ferals?
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May 1, 2014 15:04
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No, because that guy is clearly touching a girl.
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May 1, 2014 15:07
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I've said it before, I'll say it again, I dont trust old women
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May 1, 2014 15:09
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MizPiz posted:So are goons now in the same category as muslims and urban ferals? I'm sure that "West Coast liberal", "East Coast arts type" and "Book readin' latte drinker" would be pretty popular target sheets for a certain demographic. poo poo, we should start a Kickstarter campaign.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground. Bottom left is bullshit. I would never hesitate to shoot an old white guy who's probably racist.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm sure that "West Coast liberal", "East Coast arts type" and "Book readin' latte drinker" would be pretty popular target sheets for a certain demographic. This is, sadly, probably a really good idea. Also, I like the suicide bomber. His expression is what I expect to see from a co-worker who's trying to look interested during a boring meeting. "I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?"
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground. Don't worry, there's still the fabulous line of "School Targets":  "Male teenager with hostage in school setting"  "Female schoolgirl with hostage"  "Student in school hallway with pipebomb" Also included in this category of targets is the PINK MIST TECH REACTIVE BLOOD PACK, because it is totally necessary and well-adjusted and sensible to have your photos of teenagers expel "1 - 5 splattering shots per packet", "depending on shot placement": 
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mrkillboy posted:So this is what a brochure for target practice um, targets looks like: Almost all of these people have terrible aim.
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ArmZ posted:Bottom left is bullshit. I would never hesitate to shoot an old white guy who's probably racist. Yeah but you're forgetting who buys these things in the first place: racist old white men.
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mrkillboy posted:So this is what a brochure for target practice um, targets looks like: "Aaaw man they gave me BBQ Chicken instead of Hawaiian. Better go blow up some hick's house then." *ding dong* "Hey I've got a bomb belt but also some weed we could just get high and play Mario Kart or something. Allah would be ok with that."
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tiananman posted:Yeah but you're forgetting who buys these things in the first place: racist old white men. gently caress you oval office! Dirty slut! Mornin' Tom! How's the fishin'?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground. What's more likely, elderly grandma in a snuggy broke into my home and pulled a gun on me in the kitchen, or I am the home invader and this is encouraging me to shoot the homeowner.
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May 1, 2014 16:03
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Speaking, several days and pages ago, of mildly amusing things found on packages of basmati rice:
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:Speaking, several days and pages ago, of mildly amusing things found on packages of basmati rice: I... I think this rice is turning me on..?
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May 1, 2014 16:08
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My Lovely Horse posted:I really want to see some overlays for Omar, just to see what they could be. Sixpack of beer, if what the others get is any indication.  Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs.
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May 1, 2014 16:16
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Not My Leg posted:What's more likely, elderly grandma in a snuggy broke into my home and pulled a gun on me in the kitchen, or I am the home invader and this is encouraging me to shoot the homeowner. Let's say granny homeinvader does break into your kitchen with malicious intent (e.g. to steal your fig newtons) but she forgot her glasses so she puts six rounds in the wall next to you. Out of ammo, she sobs: "Oh, dearie, I'm so sorry. I thought this was my kitchen and you were a big bad robber!" The perfect crime.
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May 1, 2014 16:20
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:Speaking, several days and pages ago, of mildly amusing things found on packages of basmati rice: As a copywriter that's some fuckin sexy copy. It's the kind you want to write but rarely get to.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Let's say granny homeinvader does break into your kitchen with malicious intent (e.g. to steal your fig newtons) but she forgot her glasses so she puts six rounds in the wall next to you. Out of ammo, she sobs: Holy crap, a Ribbit King Golf avatar.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground. I hope there's an overlay that gives the kid the gun instead of the mom, that way we can REALLY find out who's fit for the job.
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May 1, 2014 17:03
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Pastry of the Year posted:
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ArmZ posted:I would never hesitate to shoot an old white guy who's probably racist. this sentence is racist!
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Pastry of the Year posted:Don't worry, there's still the fabulous line of "School Targets": She's aiming at something off-frame that's presumably threatening the sobbing girl. A bear or a wolverine perhaps. The trick of this target is to determine where she's firing and join her in defeating the mysterious assailant.
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theflyingorc posted:Has this ever even happened? Judging from the pictures, it's happened to that girl in the white sweater twice. I'd be considering homeschooling if I were her.
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http://i.imgur.com/GHtB542.jpg Oops,  for cartoon nipples.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the "No More Hesitation" line of target sheets seems to have been discontinued so I guess everyone will miss out the chance to desensitize themselves to scenarios where they need to shoot pregnant women, elderly snuggy-wearing women in kitchens or young mothers holding a child's hand in a playground. I was gonna make a crack about there not being one for "fearmongering NRA rear end in a top hat", but I realized no one would ever hesitate.
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May 2, 2014 01:59
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 Finally caught the guy.
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And his car was apparently made out of bacon.
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May 2, 2014 05:28
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I knew that from the $88 price tag.
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Met posted:
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? □ REAL □ FAKE
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