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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
RULES

1. You can pick anyone. If they were a wrestler, they're yours. Male or female. But you can only choose one. There is no Dead Man Undertaker and Bikertaker. If he's chosen once, he can't be chosen again.
2. You have 12 hours to make a pick. If you miss your pick, too bad. You'll (fairly) be given one.
3. Remember, it is a snake draft. Order will reverse for round 2.
4. :siren: DON'T POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T MAKING A SELECTION! :siren:

ORDER

1. Gavok
2. Mel Mudkiper - Real Actual Murderers
3. masato tatanka
4. Atticus Finch
5. Thauros
6. WeaponX
7. BlueArmyMan
8. LobsterMobster - Mobster Lobsters
9. flashy_mcflash - Samoan Squat Team
10. Great White Hope
11. Semprini - Benoit Balls
12. El Gallinero Gros
13. The man called M
14. Senerio - Doom and Gloom
15. NowonSA
16. Quantrill - Thekno Theam 3000

WRESTLERS SELECTED

Gavok - The Rock 'n' Jock 'n' Sock Connection
1.1 The Rock
2.32 Mr. Touchdown
3.33 Mankind

Mel Mudkiper - Real Actual Murderers
1.2 Chris Benoit
2.31 Akitoshi Saito
3.34 Verne Gagne

masato tatanka - Big Daddies
1.3 Big Daddy V
2.30 Big Daddy
3.35 Big Daddy Yum Yum

Atticus Finch - The Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy
1.4 Shawn Michaels
2.29 Paul London
3.36 THE Brian Kendrick

Thauros - The Rainmakers
1.5 Kazuchika Okada
2.28 Ric Flair
3.37 Adam "Pacman" Jones

WeaponX - Team MMA
1.6 Brock Lesnar
2.27 Ken Shamrock
3.38 Jeff Jarrett

BlueArmyMan - Red, White, and Blue Justice
1.7 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
2.26 Kurt Angle
3.39 Yuji Nagata

LobsterMobster - Mobster Lobsters
1.8 Meng
2.25 Aja Kong
3.40 Yokozuna

flashy_mcflash - Samoan Squat Team
1.9 Roman Reigns
2.24 Umaga
3.41 Samoa Joe

Great White Hope - Real Athletes
1.10 Lawrence Taylor
2.23 Muhammad Ali
3.42 Victor the Wrestling Bear

Semprini - Benoit Balls
1.11 Jake "The Sanem" Roberts
2.22 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
3.43 Kenta Kobashi

El Gallinero Gros - Knee Slappers
1.12 Shinsuke Nakamura
2.21 Daniel Bryan
4.44 Antonio Inoki

The man called M - Insane Motherfuckers
1.13 Zandig
2.20 The Ultimate Warrior
3.45 Delirious

Senerio - Doom and Gloom
1.14 Kana
2.19 Sara Del Rey
3.46 Bruno Sammartino

NowonSA - Giant Macho Punks
1.15 CM Punk
2.18 "Macho Man" Randy Savage
3.47 Andre the Giant

Quantrill - Thekno Theam 3000
1.16 Triple H
2.17 Gorgeous George III
3.48 Ethan Carter III

No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 2, 2014

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


...................is cookin'...




My first round pick is The Rock.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
OOOHHHHH Y'ALL MESSED UP

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEXY BOY HIMSELF

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I can't say my team's name yet, but I can safely claim we're now on an entirely different level :smug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAZ_6tGPXow

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



my first draft pick..



DEFEATED..
THE..
UNDER-
TAKER'S..
STREAK..
AT..
WRESTLE-
MANIA..

WeaponX fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 29, 2014

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
If you're ready for the pick all y'all should've made, gimme a hell yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2uQFmQUH60

MENG

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Best put your diaps on, because it's about to get LEAKEE


rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I can't believe you fools let him fall this far.



Lawrence Taylor

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Pythons bigger than 24 inches? Trust me...



I select Jake "The Snake" Roberts

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Shinsuke Nakamura is my first selection.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 29, 2014

The man called M
Dec 25, 2009

THUNDERDOME ULTRALOSER
2022



THIS JUST IN: Robbie Marino is here, live with my first pick. Rob?

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Kana. I'll insert a video later I just got to work sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuB0y6WwYRQ

Senerio fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Apr 29, 2014

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I need a guy who's the total package. A guy who isn't afraid to jump ship without letting the boss know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMCgrLIM6Z8

With the 15th overall pick I select CM Punk.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

The first of my 3: Triple H

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

The second of my 3: Gorgeous George III returns to the ring!


(yeah, he's also The Stro)

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I need a guy who has some unforgettable Royal Rumble moments, despite never winning one. A guy who can fly across the ring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9k1EvSX7W0

With the 18th overall pick I select Macho Man Randy Savage

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
For my second pick, I select Sara Del Rey

The man called M
Dec 25, 2009

THUNDERDOME ULTRALOSER
2022



As yoooooooooooooou...... click this Linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk for.......... KIIIIIIIIIIIING OF TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS! Just Remember toooooooooooooooo.... Tear down. the cock. pit. door. Hoak. Kogan.


It's the Warrior BTW.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I, much like John Cena before me, select....Daniel Bryan


hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

With my second pick, I choose Rowdy Roddy Piper

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


With my second pick, I select a man who, like Lawrence Taylor, had one "match" in his wrestling career, except this pick's "match" could be probably better described as a fight.

Luckily for me, that one "match" was a legendary one against a crazy man by the name of Antonio Inoki. Hail Inokism.

He is simply "The Greatest".



Muhammad Ali

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

You guys can have your Western cartoons, I prefer UMANGA

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I don't have a fancy picture or video because my next selection requires none of that.

AJA GOD drat KONG

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
My selection, however deserves a picture and a video. It's true, it's true, it's drat true...

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U

:911::911::911::911::911::911:



:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

My second selection is KURT ANGLE

BlueArmyMan fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 1, 2014

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



YYYYAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

You guys just had to screw up my original plan by passing on the G.O.A.T 26 times, didn't you :mad:? Fortunately, he'll be a great partner with the Rainmaker and the bars in Easton should be thrilled with the first 2/3rds of my trio.

Please welcome the 5 time NWA heavyweight champion of the world and the leader of the Three Horsemen !




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tONxTs5CXg8

(I obviously want Flair in his prime and not the current day version)

Thauros fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 1, 2014

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am seeing a lot of Legends in this here thread.

And it got me to thinking

I says to myself "Mel, how can I hope to beat a team with all these legends in them?"

And then it occurred to me

Like a drop from heaven itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDNcjABaFA

Why, what I was going to need was a LEGEND KILLER

And so I made a few calls, and lo and behold, I present to you my second draft for team REAL ACTUAL MURDERERS

Ladies and Gentlemen

The Legend Killer

...






...







...







...








:siren:Akitoshi Saito:siren:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town! Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream, "TOUCHDOWN!"



My second round pick is "Mr. Touchdown" Marc Angelosetti and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

To round out the team, we need someone who can have the Rock's back. Someone dependable. Someone tough. Someone who's a bestselling author.



My third round pick is Mankind.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Rock 'n' Jock 'n' Sock Connection!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
It's been said of Catherine the Great "You can build an empire, but gently caress one horse, and you are a horsefucker for life."

In that spirit I make my final pick

You see, murder is the same way. No matter what you do, you kill one person, and boom you are a murderer forever.

So, much like Catherine the Great and horse cock, I would like to pick a man who created a great and powerful empire, but also happened to make one tiny mistake, namely murdering a dude.

And so, to finish off team REAL ACTUAL MURDERERS I present to you




VERNE GAGNE

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0SRwtk1VSw

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
A former (but not really cuz of the rules of the match that were SUPER EASY TO UNDERSTAND YOU JERKS) WWE champion has rounded out the greatest wrestling school in all of the land.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Hmm... we already have unmatchable wrestling and promo talent, now it's just a matter of assuring that the Rain continues to pour.




Who better to complete The Rainmakers?

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



With my final pick I select MMA superstar..



JEFF JARRETT

This completes Team MMA!

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
Seems like there's a lot of shooters in these teams, real shooters, so I think I need someone who can handle that lot. Someone with experience fighting against MMA types, standing toe to toe with BJJ masters from the legendary Gracie family. For that experience, I call upon:

[Gif to follow when I get home]

YUJI NAGATA

Stand and salute TEAM RED, WHITE, AND BLUE JUSTICE

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
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