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kaschei posted:Still waiting on a fakeclaim from Ernie before the game can begin. I am vanilla town.
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# ? May 1, 2014 21:29 |
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Ixtlilton posted:The fanciest of fakeclaims. At least you generated a small amount of content. Go to grad school. Our industry's pretty competitive, friend. I know private sector people who don't feel like massive tools saying "I want to fill my company with postdocs".
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# ? May 1, 2014 21:30 |
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Ixtlilton posted:The fanciest of fakeclaims. At least you generated a small amount of content. Im half around. Phone posts hooray. Derps random ness usually atleast makes content, I was just amused but the serious debate stemming from it.
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# ? May 1, 2014 21:58 |
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Gotta post post post about something after all
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:12 |
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Poque posted:HvV over Micronesia? Insanity. And SCUMMY ##vote Murmur The winner of MY favorite season could beat the winner of YOUR favorite season. Checkmate! uranus posted:hello everyone. if you look at my post closely you will find that... the song... was not from the 80s, even though it was a band popular in the 80s! :o gasp! so you can deduce that my post was not a true fact! You need to tell us your role right now so that we can work on rebuilding trust. Power of Pecota posted:It's more that Murmur and I always end up with conflicting goals, we've had to turn on each other twice in Awful Survivor and haven't been the same alignment in the 2(?) mafia games we've played together. This is very true, and I'm town this time, so I'm going to play the odds. ##vote Pecota
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:21 |
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You queens have been working hard getting but safe ain't cutting it in this competition! Episode 1 Event: What's In Your Big Furry Box? Inside the Form Decor/Interior Illusions Lounge there are eight boxes sporting a variety of different colors. Every queen can call dibs to stick their whole hand inside and pull out whatever's buried deep within. It's first-come/first-serve and you can only take one box so choose carefully but quickly! Once the boxes are gone they're gone forever! The boxes are:
Good luck! Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 1, 2014 |
# ? May 1, 2014 22:55 |
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Fuchsia, because you spelled it correctly
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:56 |
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Pink because hahaha I got it and you didn't!!
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:58 |
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kaschei posted:Fuchsia, because you spelled it correctly kaschei reaches into the fuchsia box and feels... Something fuzzy! You're worried about it touching it, but all you pull out is a squirrel puppet. It's cute enough that you decide to keep it on your workbench for as long as your in the competition. If this box had any effect on you you'll be told in a PM!
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:59 |
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I have arisen from my 3 hour nap and I want the scarlet box, that's a good color.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:00 |
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It's an evil color.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:00 |
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Ernie. posted:Pink because hahaha I got it and you didn't!! Ernie reaches into his box and pulls out... A video from your mom, which causes you to tear up and talk about your rocky relationship with your family and drag. All the rest of the queens surround you because this is obviously her moment and everyone's family is a little hosed up but now WE'RE ALL FAMILY. If this box had any effect on you you'll be told in a PM!
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:00 |
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kaschei posted:It's an evil color. But it's so pretty
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:02 |
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Ixtlilton posted:I have arisen from my 3 hour nap and I want the scarlet box, that's a good color. Ixtlilton reaches into his box and pulls out... A hamburger from Hamburger Marys which you have to talk about for a while to fulfill sponsorship responsibilities. Even though the hamburger ain't great, the producer force you to smile and talk about the delicious sauce. It's every drag queens favorite place to eat and also probably barf! If this box had any effect on you you'll be told in a PM!
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:02 |
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Magenta box plz
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:05 |
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Murmur Twin posted:The winner of MY favorite season could beat the winner of YOUR favorite season. Checkmate! Also, am I the only person who thinks this is a pretty scummy post even for Murmur Twin? I'm sure it's mostly tongue-in-cheek, but still.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:06 |
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Captain Foo posted:Magenta box plz Captain Foo reaches into his box and pulls out... A note. You read it out loud. "One of the girls is obviously slipping. She's not poised or pretty enough to be in this competion. But which girl is it? Before today is over you must ##clock someone's bustedness. That person can't be you and they will receive a penalty for the rest of the episode. All T, All Shade!"
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:08 |
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Also ##vote murmur for that dumb role fish (not even fishing just demanding)
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:09 |
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Burgundy
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:09 |
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Rose please
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:10 |
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Ixtlilton posted:Also, am I the only person who thinks this is a pretty scummy post even for Murmur Twin? I'm sure it's mostly tongue-in-cheek, but still. i couldn't tell if it was a joke or not but it was baffling.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:11 |
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Asiina posted:Burgundy Asiina reaches into her box and pulls out... Kelly Osborne!?! She makes a lot of polite chat and some chuckle-worthy jokes. All the queens agree that she was a fine guest judge for the episode and should probably replace Santino on the show. If this box had any effect on you you'll be told in a PM! Poque posted:Rose please Poque reaches into his box and finds... A stinky plate of fish. Looks like production forgot that the drag critiques were going to go on a bit longer than normal and didn't put the fish on ice for long enough. Whoops! If this box had any effect on you you'll be told in a PM!
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:13 |
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##eat stinky fish
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:14 |
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Eight Dollars posted:Fake actions are okay and fun, unless they are designed to be thought of as real actions (no fake vigging or all that). btw
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:15 |
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Poque posted:##eat stinky fish Poque has gotten stinky fish juice all over her dress. What a travesty!
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:20 |
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Eight Dollars posted:Asiina reaches into her box and pulls out... Blasphemy! So I'm only going to be able to phone post for the next few days. I'll be around but may not be overly active.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:21 |
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##pull poque's wig off
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:26 |
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Wow low
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:27 |
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Ernie. posted:##pull poque's wig off DRAG IS NOT A CONTACT SPORT. There should be no pulling off wigs unless you are Roxxxy Andrews in a single wig-related situation.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:28 |
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##replace poque's nailpolish with sheep blood
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:29 |
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Ernie. posted:##replace poque's nailpolish with sheep blood ##already uses that
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:39 |
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##clock ernie stop being so mean and jealous of poque's better looks
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:39 |
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You only thought it was pig's blood, fish face.
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:39 |
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Captain Foo posted:##clock ernie stop being so mean and jealous of poque's better looks What did 8bux just finish saying??
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:40 |
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kaschei posted:What did 8bux just finish saying?? I was obligated to though
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:43 |
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Captain Foo posted:##clock ernie stop being so mean and jealous of poque's better looks welp captain foo is scum
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:43 |
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Captain Foo posted:##clock ernie stop being so mean and jealous of poque's better looks You can't hold it in anymore. "Swinging Sixties Stewardess? You need to put a lot more work on those makeup of yours because you are looking like you're a Swinging Sixty-Year-Old Stewardess! Just look at those cheekbones girl..." Ernie. is shocked at this attack, but the rest of the girls agree she is looking ragged today. Ernie. is now Hated for the rest of the episode! Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 1, 2014 |
# ? May 1, 2014 23:43 |
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I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES ANYWAY
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:44 |
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Ernie. posted:I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS Noooooooooooooooooo, Ernest
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# ? May 1, 2014 23:45 |
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Ixtlilton posted:Noooooooooooooooooo, Ernest who the hell is ernest? I'm Triple S!
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