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Derek Barona posted:Now I expect the tsunamis to start showing up in droves solely to try and kill Ray. To be fair if the tsunami was caused by an underwater earthquake you do actually typically get secondary tsunamis to correlate with aftershocks or secondary collapses. However those tsunamis are typically much smaller and weaker than the primary one so yeah this is absurd. Literally the only thing they got right is that tsunamis are caused by earthquakes and you typically get more than one. Everything else is wrong.
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Just caught up with this thread. I noticed something unusual said during part 4 partway through fighting more faceless mooks where one calls out "Cover me!" and his squadmate replies "Copy that. I'll take cover." Uhh, I don't think it works that way.
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Onean posted:Just caught up with this thread. I noticed something unusual said during part 4 partway through fighting more faceless mooks where one calls out "Cover me!" and his squadmate replies "Copy that. I'll take cover." Are you questioning the tactical acumen of the special forces veterans in SURGE? These guys have been fighting wars since before you were born, cupcake! I think they might know a little more about combat maneuvering than you do, buddy!
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When I was in the Navy I knew an ordinanceman who would drink one of those when he got to work and then another pint can of Monster at lunch. How his heart didn't explode, I will never know. That's a seriously dangerous amount of caffeine/ chemicals/ sugar.
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Apr 29, 2014 21:43
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The way the game has gone so far, I have to assume that SURGE stands for Steve Ultimately Requested Geothermic Euthanasia.
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May 1, 2014 03:07
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I've finally caught up with the LP and oh god this is the greatest thing in existence, no other LP aside from the Metal Gear Rising LP has made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up. This is the best LP with the best commentators 
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May 2, 2014 07:52
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   It'll be a wet, cold day in hell before flood/tsunami/earthquake/life partner death will get to Ray....but how will he fare against the natural disaster that is Gregory?! Shake the magic eight ball! And all signs will point to...murder!
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May 2, 2014 19:08
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Gregory is now my least favorite villain because he said samnarmy the "right" way.
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May 2, 2014 19:40
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I guess in the Disaster universe Rogue Waves really are rogue, roaming flooded cities looking for their natural prey; helicopters.
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May 2, 2014 20:57
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I'm gonna miss that guy He had the guts to go totally crazy and enjoyed it
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May 2, 2014 22:48
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I dunno guys, the Pacific Ocean can be pretty cold (ps I am a baby)
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May 3, 2014 00:20
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If this is the Pacific Ocean up in the Washington and Oregon coast, then yes, the water is very, very cold. But it isn't, so it's wherever WhyWouldYouEverLiveHere, USA is. Where all potential disasters are going to happen, possibly all at once. Still waiting for that coastal hurricane followed by a midwestern tornado, and possibly meteorites striking the city. Simultaneously. Also, that man is the worst goddamn pilot, I mean really. JUST FLY UP. He must have been part of the special part of the Special Forces 
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May 3, 2014 05:25
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Tin Tim posted:I'm gonna miss that guy  Yeah.....that doesn't look like what he was using at all. At least it must do something cool, what with a name like 'Deep Impact'. I mean, what do you guys think it does?
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May 3, 2014 07:22
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Does it drop a large meteor in the ocean and cause a sue-nah-mee?
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May 3, 2014 08:00
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Fires gigantic rubber fists into the solarplexus or slightly lower.
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May 3, 2014 08:13
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It had better use the power of Morgan Freeman to instill in enemies a sense of calm.
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May 3, 2014 08:15
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I think it shoots bullets.
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Mutamu posted:I think it shoots bullets. Each one with the tiny face of Morgan Freeman turning more and more angry at the consequences.
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May 3, 2014 13:43
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Niggurath posted:I'm glad you made this gif to show off Gregory's favorite and prized weapon that Ray is able to unlock after shooting 10 grenades out of the air during the boss fight (which I think I mentioned): I think it rapid-fires Robert Duvall.
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May 3, 2014 16:40
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I'll be very disappointed if it's anything other than miniature helicopters that come out of that gun.
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May 4, 2014 01:36
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Demonbait posted:I'll be very disappointed if it's anything other than miniature helicopters that come out of that gun.  Yup, it's a completely different model, the name means no sense, it's annoying to unlock, and in the end it's not that good of a gun. Thankfully the other boss weapons are marginally better than this one....marginally.
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May 4, 2014 03:51
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Niggurath posted:Then prepare to be disappointed: 
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Niggurath posted:Then prepare to be disappointed
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May 4, 2014 21:51
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 A man can still dream of his gun that shoots helicopters. (Feel free to come uninstall Paint from my computer, it'd probably be for the best.)
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May 4, 2014 23:36
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Demonbait posted:
No, I think this arrangement is fine as is. Carry on.
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Tin Tim posted:In a game as silly as this, you'd expect a gun named like that would shoot sue-nah-mes
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Demonbait posted:
Also the next update will probably be Wednesday or maybe sooner depending on how the mood strikes me. I know you all want to know what happens to Ray after he is creamed by a cable car and drowned.
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I know it's been awhile since we've seen it, but I just came across this article and frankly, I couldn't think of a more deserving place to share it. http://www.iflscience.com/environment/fire-tornadoes-one-more-way-earth-trying-kill-you
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  It's just another relaxing day in the park; hanging out with the mayor and some lovely people that we saved from imminent danger. Now they just have to worry about the forthcoming danger....but you'll have to watch the episode to find out where that's coming from. And no, it's not coming from Ray shooting them. (also I did gently caress up a bit and this episode won't be coming in the normal blistering HD quality; hopefully that won't be an issue) discworld is all I read fucked around with this message at 20:21 on May 7, 2014 |
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May 7, 2014 20:17
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For once they at least acknowledge that other people might want crackers. This was a good section, even if Ray never cleaned off Anna's teddy bear. I couldn't tell if you were timing your questions about the nuclear warhead, since the video answered it almost right in synch. Free tip for the thread: Don't do a search on 'Caterpillar Man' (I was hoping for an alternate version of "Watermelon Man".)
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May 7, 2014 21:49
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My memory flaked out! I meant to say I was Gregory, not Gary! Oh no.
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May 7, 2014 23:39
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When Ray says "another casualty of my incompetence" I hope he's including all the people he's murdered up to this point.
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May 7, 2014 23:43
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Suspicious Cook posted:When Ray says "another casualty of my incompetence" I hope he's including all the people he's murdered up to this point. To me that would kind of imply that he's accidentally shooting all these men in the face, which would be kind of great.
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May 7, 2014 23:50
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As a trainee Ray frequently confused his portable hose with a machine gun.
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What even is this game did I dream it
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Panzer Skank posted:What even is this game did I dream it Unless the dog is also hungry. That's a lot of blood, so that lady might be dead.
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Panzer's cries of horror upon learning that Geop is responsible for naming human children made me giggle uncontrollably. Imagine what the future generations will be calling each other...
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The pun generation?
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I really enjoy this LP and seeing the game but I'm a bit disappointed that you'd decided not use some of the game's amazing hints in the title, especially "If your LIFE is empty, you die" (I think) which is profound on many levels.
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Shei-kun posted:Proof that the dog is a better hero than Ray. Szurumbur posted:I really enjoy this LP and seeing the game but I'm a bit disappointed that you'd decided not use some of the game's amazing hints in the title, especially "If your LIFE is empty, you die" (I think) which is profound on many levels.
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