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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
God I just dont give a poo poo about this

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Wyatts like an evil charles manson

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Begging for a cage match and then winning by running from the cage has always been the weirdest thing

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Supreme Allah posted:

Wyatts like an evil charles manson

Did manson have teleportation powers too?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

i really love the announcers trying to push that people cheering for bray wyatt are actually legitimately brainwashed

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

El Generico posted:

Umm, cages have doors in general.

Not ones that are opened at the request of those closed inside, though.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Also I like that Rowan's thing is that he's a human battering ram.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

matrocious posted:

It's a great time to watch wrestling.

Tons and tons of dreamy eyed men.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Why dont Erick and Rowan just go in there and beat up Cena?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

aesop jones posted:

Universal rule of wrestling is that every wrestler becomes a dribbling moron the moment he stared at a steel cage door. Any real person would calmly walk through it and everything in moments. But wrestling dictates that you see a door and go :stare: and then reach a new plane of consciousness wherein you are the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

This counts for a lot of things to be fair.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I always think of Gorilla Monsoon's line re: steel cage/first blood etc gimmick matches. "Why on earth would you ever except a match you could lose by anything other than pinfall or submission?"

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007


forever

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Wrestlebowling

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

Cardboard Box posted:

i really love the announcers trying to push that people cheering for bray wyatt are actually legitimately brainwashed

he's been brainwashing them since before he even premiered, that's what's been going on.

No one could hate John Cena!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Akbar posted:

oh fancy, so good to see you here. I mean what's this rule that the ref can open the door and let someone win if he wants?

It's always been like that and it's always been dumb. Having a top on the cage is the only smart thing to do.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

My new favorite gif

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

"HeyguysImjumpingholyshitthankgodyourenottheOutlaws!"

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster

Professor Funk posted:

God I just dont give a poo poo about this

Your life must suck.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

aesop jones posted:

It's always been like that and it's always been dumb. Having a top on the cage is the only smart thing to do.

yes a million more hell in the cells.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Cena gonna try to escape, Rowan will pick him up and throw him back through the door.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Meat Recital posted:

Why dont Erick and Rowan just go in there and beat up Cena?

Cages are impervious to interference and also rhetoric.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Cage matches are boring.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Supreme Allah posted:

Wyatts like an evil charles manson

charles manson, but evil

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

I didn't notice it in real time but look how hard Randy tries to catch him :)

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
OW MY CENUTS

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Best spot

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Was that a sack attack?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
GOONS OUTSIDE THE CAGE

Okay, which one of you is Luke Harper

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I always think the Lets go Cena! chants are pumped in.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
God gently caress steel cage logic. Just stop recognizing those rules.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

HOLY poo poo!

2K14's ending is going to happen!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Bray's chokeslam is really awesome

Perdido
Apr 29, 2009

CORY SCHNEIDER IS FAR MORE MENTALLY STABLE THAN LUONGO AND CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURES OF GOALTENDING IN VANCOUVER

Sweeney Tom posted:

Jeff Hardy's trending on Twitter after one WWE mention.

3+ years in a row now of being in TNA and not one trend. :laffo:

Didn't he trend after that match?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

switched to browser stream since the 360 app was really starting to stutter badly, wish I could maximize it on my tv while being able to use my laptop without it shrinking down to 3/4 of my tv for no very good reason.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

aesop jones posted:

It's always been like that and it's always been dumb. Having a top on the cage is the only smart thing to do.

Uhhhhhh, then it's called a "cell," not a "cage." COME ON! Learn your wrestling geometry!

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Wyatts should reach through the cage and give Cena titty twisters

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Beautiful

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
That move just now...The people singing for him...

My god. Bray Wyatt is The Rock!

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