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sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

ZDar Fan posted:

I wonder how many of those bowling women are dead now

If none of these drug-and-booze addled wrestlers are dead, I would hope that none of the women that actually take care of themselves are dead.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The show is happening again, I guess.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Not only is it happening, but Tony Atlas is farting.
he is farting a lot.
farting
fart

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
:v: "It's nice not being behind bars!" Can we just make this show about Piper?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

:v: "It's nice not being behind bars!" Can we just make this show about Piper?

I like how he got mad at Fink for not attempting to evade the law when they were getting ticketed.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
Oh god they're going to try and cook again

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Man. By the end of the season this show is going to be 13 minutes long.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
We need to get Wrasslor Monkey to make gifs of this show. If I can ever lose this batistatar I want a Gif of hideous shirtless Mean Gene saying
"work it"

Edit:

Also Holy poo poo, Roddy Piper: Voice of Reason.

Optimist with doubt fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 9, 2014

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
It's cool, I'm on it.

From last week. This week's coming soon, I guess!













Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
I dunno, I like this show. It's loving stupid but it's 40 minutes of my week to see old crazy wrestlers do weird things. I dunno, I enjoy it for what it is, and I'd love a season 2.

though I dunno who will ever top Tony Atlas.

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
It's a dumb show but it's way better than most reality TV. That's not a very high bar, but it's about as silly as wrestling in general, so just sit back and enjoy it. That said, here's some GIFs from Episode 4.






Gross, Tony. Super gross.

Bonus Reverse GIF of the Fink's restorative powers

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Huh. After watching the Sheik documentary last night I think I figured out why they blur WWE t-shirts in some shots and not in others - they only blur when the shirt wearer is doing something non-PG. When Sheik was wearing a WM21 shirt while talking to his family the logo wasn't blurred, but when he was doing drugs in the same shirt it was.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

I feel really bad sometimes watching this show because I feel like Tony Atlas might be legitimately retarded and these guys all hate him for it.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Little Mac posted:

I feel really bad sometimes watching this show because I feel like Tony Atlas might be legitimately retarded and these guys all hate him for it.

What about Jim? I don't think he hates anyone. Also, I like Tony but I really do think this should be the Roddy Piper show & he does not like Tony.

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
Last week's episode taught me that Roddy Piper is a distant loner who acts like a misanthrope but it's only to hide that deep down he's a good guy who'll step up and make peace with bros when they're being dicks to each other. I'd kind of like to meet him except for the misanthrope part.

So I just kind of want to meet Hillbilly Jim.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

MiketheGreat posted:

Last week's episode taught me that Roddy Piper is a distant loner who acts like a misanthrope but it's only to hide that deep down he's a good guy who'll step up and make peace with bros when they're being dicks to each other. I'd kind of like to meet him except for the misanthrope part.

So I just kind of want to meet Hillbilly Jim.

You can also see that in the wife swap episode. He seemed like a good guy and a good father. However, he was being compared to Ric Flair so that would be easy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Piper got one of his kids a WCW payday, so he's a super good dad.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
Hey, this is on. Let's see what makes Piper regret agreeing to this thing this week!

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
Pigs feet and bull dick, eugh.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
So I'm catching up on last week's episode, and i just have to say, other than Atlas and Piper, the spray tan just kinda looks uneven and makes them look dirty.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
It didn't really look good on anyone else either; it just accentuates wrinkles a lot.

On the bright side, next episode Piper goes Braveheart!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I really liked tonight's episode. The two guys who get poo poo on the most had their time to prove themselves and in the end, everyone came out positive.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love how now even the show and the Legends are side-eyeing Gene's weirdo old man crush for Ashley.

Also how Duggan gives all his testimonials in a chest-high pool.

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
I love this show. Tony Atlas is definitely mostly retarded, Piper is Piper. Hillbilly Jim just makes me wish I knew him personally. And Jimmy Hart is a loving weasel, if anyone was told to shake things up it was him.

It's stupid as poo poo but the crazy legends make it so much fun. I'm not expecting Breaking Bad here.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
More and more it's become obvious how Jimmy Hart has remained such a good friend of Hogan's all these years. And I couldn't help but notice he was the only one in last week's episode that there wasn't any footage of when it came to the "manscaping" segment.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
I'm already smooth, baby!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ALERT! ALERT!

HOWARD FINKEL IS LARPING TONIGHT!!!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Atlas foot fetish jokes.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
I love how they all forgot how silly this was the second they got weapons.

"This is so stupid you can't-SWORD!"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I think Pat and Jimmy Hart may be missing the point.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I think this is just the right kind of really, really dumb for this show.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why does Fink just have a bat?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
"I'm getting a dildo.
I don't want a dildo."

(I'm about 20 minutes behind or so.)

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

Luigi Thirty posted:

I think this is just the right kind of really, really dumb for this show.

I'm not really sure how they could top this.

edit: They figured out how to cook for everyone! :3:

Vertigo Ambrosia fucked around with this message at 01:30 on May 23, 2014

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Okay, Patterson looks like a mixture of pimp and flasher.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Okay, Patterson looks like a mixture of pimp and flasher.

Can I get your thoughts on Mean Gene in about 20 minutes?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I will find the Gene Okerlund, and I will throw him into the giant turbine because he is bad.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Mean Gene is gross

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Luigi Thirty posted:

Can I get your thoughts on Mean Gene in about 20 minutes?


Oh god dammit.

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Tony Atlas carrying on the proud WWE tradition of black men dressed as gladiators.

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