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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Adult Sword Owner posted:

how do you manage to do anything but pet teddy

i know right? it's a very hard life that i live.

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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

actually i believe dur has said teddy is hypersoft

dur please confirm

confirmed

lmao

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Do you rent Teddy, can I give you like a dollar to pet a few times

and then do that over and over

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

mad.radhu posted:

Do you rent Teddy, can I give you like a dollar to pet a few times

and then do that over and over

i have this great idea for a startup that integrates micropurchases into the pet-human relationship synergy

please start the wiki and give me all the money tia

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

FrozenVent posted:

i have this great idea for a startup that integrates micropurchases into the pet-human relationship synergy

please start the wiki and give me all the money tia

we've had this discussion, it's called pettr and it's disrupting the established pet-human dynamic

https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/320592760207966209

mad.radhu fucked around with this message at 18:10 on May 9, 2014

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

mad.radhu posted:

we've had this discussion, it's called pettr and it's disrupting the established pet-human dynamic

https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/320592760207966209



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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
plentyoffloof.com

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
okkittens.com

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
farmersonlybutforcats.com

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
elgarmony.com

post trophy you fukker

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
^^^^^ really good


Someone doctor up an OK Cupid page for Refurb.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

duckfarts posted:

elgarmony.com

post trophy you fukker

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
scritch.com

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
felindr

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

FrozenVent posted:

plentyoffloof.com

i dont think this will be topped tbh

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
That's my favorite. Walt endorses it. He'd be that douche bag guy whose profile photo is of him with balls showing.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
floofbook.com

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


rip dings

rip trophy

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
mahzzers.com

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


just went through and pulled some cat pics from the lady friend's instagram







graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

yep

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

Funhilde posted:


Elmer's gnome lederhosen.


poo poo, cat lederhosen DO exist? My ex texted me a while back asking me if I knew where to find them. I asked why he needed such a thing, and it's because he sees his cat as a little German boy who wears lederhosen.
why did I date this man for two years

I miss his cat more than anything.



His name is Ed, and he's a purebred selkirk rex, one of those genetic disasters with a smushed up face. Super soft, curly fur. Some crazy cat hoarder was breeding selkirk rexes and persians and her kids forced her to stop being a cat hoarder so the shelter got a couple dozen purebred cats. Ed was a breeder stud, and probably has dozens of children out there, somewhere. Loved sweaters, would cry if you took his sweater vest off. Cats are loving weird.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
are magda, mandy, and jackson posing for an indie rock album shoot? maybe an indie version of jingle cats?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

teledildonics posted:

just went through and pulled some cat pics from the lady friend's instagram









these fuckin cats

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


sadie.









such a hard life

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Shifty Pony posted:



such a hard life

i'm the neglected cat tv

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYaNoE8kQWI

this is kind of how munny gets when she wants to play(read: fight). espressa usually doesn't feel like fighting because she's lazy

i should probably get a glove sometime so we can fight. she doesn't bite hard at all, but her claws still scratch sometimes

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

duckfarts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?IYaNoE8kQWI

this is kind of how munny gets when she wants to play(read: fight). espressa usually doesn't feel like fighting because she's lazy

i should probably get a glove sometime so we can fight. she doesn't bite hard at all, but her claws still scratch sometimes

This video does not exist.

Sorry about that.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

cmdrpinky posted:




cat sit for my sister the other weekend, this is paul simon.

he is a freaking gigantic maine coon, and he is easily the sweetest cat ever, so damned floofy.

his voice sounds like teddy's, really quiet and high for such a big guy.

he also drools when you brush him.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

teledildonics posted:

just went through and pulled some cat pics from the lady friend's instagram








duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Adult Sword Owner posted:

This video does not exist.

Sorry about that.

fixed the link, keep forgetting how to format for phone postin

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
:siren: :pcgaming: SEXY PARROT THREAD REVIEW IN PROGRESS :pcgaming: :siren:

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

FrozenVent posted:

:siren: :pcgaming: SEXY PARROT THREAD REVIEW IN PROGRESS :pcgaming: :siren:
nah that's all i got

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

i was only a page behind!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
:siren: :pcgaming: SEXY PARROT THREAD REVIEW COMPLETED :pcgaming: :siren:

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

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Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!
Trece and El Gordo love each other very much.

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