Bellator Season 10: The Colossus of Road Shows

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MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Bubba Smith posted:

I've seen ads on the forums for the PPV. That's gotta be buying a whole 1 buy.

Jones vs Teixeira just did 350k buys. There's no way anybody who isn't a hardcore fan of MMA is buying a B-league PPV right now so I think not spending a lot on commercials and such was the smart thing to do. The smarter thing would have been to never do PPV in the first place, but the horse is already out of the barn

I'll give Bellator this, this is the first PPV in ages where I've actually been curious to see what kind of business it does. Meaning whether it will be bad or really bad.

# ? May 9, 2014 22:27

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# ? May 30, 2024 15:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MassRafTer posted:

I'll give Bellator this, this is the first PPV in ages where I've actually been curious to see what kind of business it does. Meaning whether it will be bad or really bad.

I bet it doesn't beat the numbers the Invicta iPPVs did.

# ? May 9, 2014 22:53

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Also it's not going to help them that Patricky Putbull hurt his hand and isn't fighting next weekened.

# ? May 9, 2014 23:01

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I hope it does ~~Baroni/Shamrock~~ Fedor/Lindland numbers so I don't have to hear "Bellator" and "PPV" in the same sentence anymore except as a cautionary proverb.

# ? May 9, 2014 23:24

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:live:spike.com:8d9592e4-273d-4e14-8c9f-2b9ad00fc380

Fights are happening.

# ? May 10, 2014 00:00

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

-Atom- posted:

http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:live:spike.com:8d9592e4-273d-4e14-8c9f-2b9ad00fc380

Fights are happening.

Cool Beans.

# ? May 10, 2014 00:12

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Also it's not going to help them that Patricky Putbull hurt his hand and isn't fighting next weekened.

Is there actually a guy named Putbull? I must know.

# ? May 10, 2014 00:19

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Captain Log posted:

Is there actually a guy named Putbull? I must know.

# ? May 10, 2014 00:27

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

"That's Des Green fighting tonight, what's his outlook like, Jimmy?"
"Well, when I was in the jacuzzi with him and his mom,"

# ? May 10, 2014 00:59

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

danggggg that ko

# ? May 10, 2014 01:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nice drat knee

# ? May 10, 2014 01:10

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

LobsterMobster posted:

Nice drat knee

super nice!

# ? May 10, 2014 01:11

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

For a guy named "Guard Yo Grill" he most certainly did not

# ? May 10, 2014 01:14

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

GOITI YAMAUCHI GONNA FIGHT NEXT WEEK! :woop:

# ? May 10, 2014 01:16

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:

Nice drat knee

# ? May 10, 2014 01:19

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

I love they hype for these fighters as we look at a roster of the next fight card instead of, say, highlights.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:20

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

"Bellator is not big enough for Rampage and King Mo."

# ? May 10, 2014 01:21

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

So apparently Mo's training at ATT now and sparring with Glover. Rampage is training with "his team", which apparently includes Mayhem.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:35

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

Holy poo poo Jason Miller is still alive?

# ? May 10, 2014 01:36

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

fatherdog posted:

So apparently Mo's training at ATT now and sparring with Glover. Rampage is training with "his team", which apparently includes Mayhem.

Is there a more perfect training partner for Rampage? Hell, there may be no more perfect life partner.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

squarerandom posted:

Holy poo poo Jason Miller is still alive?

And out of prison?

# ? May 10, 2014 01:39

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

What happened to sandro vs a child?

# ? May 10, 2014 01:40

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Tyree posted:

What happened to sandro vs a child?

What happened to the prelim fatties?

Bellator decided to run a 30 minute commercial for their poo poo ppv and then leave 19 minutes of dead air instead

# ? May 10, 2014 01:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tyree posted:

What happened to sandro vs a child?

Probably became the post-show dark match because Bellator is stupid.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:41

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:

Probably became the post-show dark match because Bellator is stupid.

Hahah not even, Bellator is loving incompetent

It was going on the entire time they were showing that stupid loving commercial

quote:

@jordanbreen 3m
Marlon Sandro takes well-earned UD (30-27, 30-27, 29-28) over Chris Horodecki. Horodecki threw lots, landed little, got hurt, almost tapped.

# ? May 10, 2014 01:49

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

That was literally the only fight on the card I was interested in tonight, what the gently caress Bellator

# ? May 10, 2014 01:54

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Fentry posted:

That was literally the only fight on the card I was interested in tonight, what the gently caress Bellator

quote:

@jimmysmithmma 21m @CrooklynMMA Not sure. Sandro-Horodecki won't be aired
@jimmysmithmma 56s @HelloJapan1 My condolences. Don't know what the issue was

At least it's time for fatties

# ? May 10, 2014 02:03

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Hahah that headbutt

# ? May 10, 2014 02:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

heabutt lol

# ? May 10, 2014 02:07

Kekekela: Oct 28, 2004

lmao that headbutt

e:haha starting them standing wtf

Kekekela fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 10, 2014

# ? May 10, 2014 02:08

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Haha, ref restarting them on the feet after the foul. What a loving incompetent, A+++ job Ontario

# ? May 10, 2014 02:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gonna get a drawwwww :v:

# ? May 10, 2014 02:21

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:

Gonna get a drawwwww

God i hope so

quote:

‏@bokamotoESPN 2m
Somewhere, some overweight 6'2'' guy at a bar is saying "Well I can do that." A career might have just been born. Inspirational stuff.

# ? May 10, 2014 02:21

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

LobsterMobster posted:

Gonna get a drawwwww

It should've been a point deduction, anyway

# ? May 10, 2014 02:22

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

This has turned from a good bad heavyweight fight to a bad bad heavyweight fight.

# ? May 10, 2014 02:22

Kekekela: Oct 28, 2004

referee should make fart sounds while announcing the 28-28s (and then recuse himself from ever working in the sport again)

# ? May 10, 2014 02:23

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

This was more worthy of being on television or even aired in any capacity than the Sandro/Horodecki fight

:ortiz:

# ? May 10, 2014 02:24

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Don Frye selling me insurance

# ? May 10, 2014 02:24

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Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

‏@jimmysmithmma 1m
That fight was confusing in a LOT of ways

Even the commentary team is tweeting about how poo poo that was

# ? May 10, 2014 02:25

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