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Action-Bastard posted:98 pounds exactly. Google actually has a conversion table for archaic British weights and measures. Ya but if you're using dumb measurements the onus shouldn't be on normal people to convert it into non-gibberish.
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May 12, 2014 14:45
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how many hogshead is that?
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May 12, 2014 15:33
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GunForumMeme posted:Niice. How's the looking to be a detective thing go? Not enough experience, and not enough rear end kissing.
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May 12, 2014 15:45
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Hey, we invented the language, it's up to you colonial savages to conform to my standard of English.
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May 12, 2014 15:56
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hows that whole british empire thing workin out for you guys 
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May 12, 2014 16:12
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Hey, it's a cultural empire now. I hope you are enjoying Piers Morgan and One direction.
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May 12, 2014 16:35
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We finally got smart and kicked piers morgan out of the public eye, so you can have him back now and we will keep John Oliver.
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May 12, 2014 16:38
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hey, it's a cultural empire now. I hope you are enjoying Piers Morgan and One direction. only cause we made you break up your actual one  also whip on patrol 
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May 12, 2014 16:43
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Hey, we've still got the Falklands and...er.. Gibraltar. At least we gave you all the modern Police force, something you should all be grateful for.
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May 12, 2014 16:58
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The sun never sets on the British Empire, as God doesn't trust the British in the dark.
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May 12, 2014 19:17
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hey, we've still got the Falklands and...er.. Gibraltar. Don't forget Diego Garcia!
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May 12, 2014 19:28
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hey, we've still got the Falklands and...er.. Gibraltar. According to most of our media over here we shouldn't be grateful at all for that. I'm thankful for Kate Middleton, those big rear end hats the guys at Buckingham wear, and Top Gear UK. So thanks... for those.
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May 12, 2014 20:49
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What would modern policing look like if America invented it?
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May 12, 2014 20:54
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:What would modern policing look like if America invented it?  but really more like  ok actually 
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May 12, 2014 21:03
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University campus SWAT teams and County Sheriff Armored divisions? I'm pretty sure we supply MET officers to Diego Garcia despite the fact it's rented out to you septics.
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May 12, 2014 21:03
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SrgMagnum posted:According to most of our media over here we shouldn't be grateful at all for that. there's much better kates to be thankful for 
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May 12, 2014 21:05
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kate upton?
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May 12, 2014 21:23
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:University campus SWAT teams and County Sheriff Armored divisions? You mean it'd be the same as it is now then?
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May 12, 2014 21:24
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Branis posted:kate upton? not a brit though?
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May 12, 2014 21:29
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GunForumMeme posted:The sun never sets on the British Empire, as God doesn't trust the British in the dark. There's a Lucas joke in there, somewhere. I'll just wait for it to catch on fire.
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May 12, 2014 21:37
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I could get on board with this. Also, this:
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May 12, 2014 22:33
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Mad Dragon posted:There's a Lucas joke in there, somewhere. I'll just wait for it to catch on fire. Like any Lucas-made hardware ever ignited... ...because it failed at about 10% of that level.  <insert "Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke.jpg" here>
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May 12, 2014 23:22
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hey, we've still got the Falklands and...er.. Gibraltar. Very spot on point. I'm part of the original police force which later led to such innovations as the stilitoe tartan checks on vehicles and hats. That's ignoring the gift the empire delivered of tea. The glorious drink that it is.
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May 13, 2014 03:04
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didn't you guys have to kill a bunch of chinese people for that tea though?
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May 13, 2014 03:40
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sweet iced tea is pretty good but anyone who would drink it hot or whatev is weird and probably gay.
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May 13, 2014 03:51
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Branis posted:didn't you guys have to kill a bunch of chinese people for that tea though? they also hooked the survivors on smack
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May 13, 2014 07:28
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Hey, if we want free access to sell smack to your population then you'd better give it to us or we will burn your ports and harbors. What's that? You aren't happy about it? Well, we will just have to take Hong Kong as compensation for you complaining about it, thanks.
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May 13, 2014 11:27
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beanieson posted:sweet iced tea is pretty good but anyone who would drink it hot or whatev is weird and probably gay. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot! Snowdens Secret posted:ok actually Sam & Max is probably the most accurate account that I can compare my daily adventures working midnight shift with my current zone partner. Thesoldier fucked around with this message at 16:20 on May 13, 2014 |
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May 13, 2014 16:15
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I'm downtown Whip, where you at?
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May 13, 2014 21:55
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I got punched in the loving ear today. Goddamn does this suck, like throbbing pain, I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
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May 13, 2014 22:47
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beanieson posted:I got punched in the loving ear today. Goddamn does this suck, like throbbing pain, I don't think I'll be able to sleep. this made my day, thanks for sharing 
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May 14, 2014 01:50
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Who punches the crime scene guy?
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Tentacle Party posted:Who punches the crime scene guy? His wife? Maybe Bean Acres isn't showing the progress she's expecting?
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May 14, 2014 02:44
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Drunk ran from a traffic stop & I was in the area. Good times. I have a knack for being right there when poo poo like that happens.
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May 14, 2014 03:07
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What's the deal with all the choking going on?? I reluctantly admit I used to live in Boynton Beach. http://gawker.com/cell-phone-video-shows-police-choking-kicking-6th-grad-1575850680 Also, Cannibal Cop is a prison cook: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/cannibal-cooking-inmates-guards-prison-article-1.1783911
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May 14, 2014 04:04
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I didn't see a chokehold in the first video? Also why are cops getting called for 6th graders minor behavioral issues? Sounds like an issue for the school to handle on their own.
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Branis posted:Also why are cops getting called for 6th graders minor behavioral issues? Sounds like an issue for the school to handle on their own. We probably get at least one or two "my 8-12-16 year old won't listen to me so 911 come help" calls a night around here. Everyone wants us to be the parents because they don't want to do it. The schools don't really want to deal with it either. Seriously parents, try spanking your kids. Untagged fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 14, 2014 |
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May 14, 2014 06:03
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Untagged posted:Seriously parents, try spanking your kids. Pretty surefire way to get the cops called on them, that is
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Not sure about my new home state but in PA corporal punishment is still legal. I used to just tell parents that if their kid smarts off just to give them a good smack across the face. 
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